Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Nov 18, 2004 20:33:28 GMT -5
The next time he gives you too much homework say "I didn't realize this was a sad occassion." Or pretend you're reading a book out loud and say "Well young lady, have you been good to your mother?" Or better yet say the 2nd one to a friend as you walk into class.
No it's not a snicket book club. It's just an advertising group for an economics class and they keep making lemony snicket names for stuff. But I don't go to that school anymore. Even if there aren't any snickety people besides you in your school tocuna VFD still runs it.
I have to wonder if my teacher has read ASoUE. She'd probably like the books, so perhaps I should mention them someday. Recently, there don't seem to have been any VFD coincidences. However, I'm trying to read Herman Melville's The Confidence Man, which is supposedly connected to book 12. It's quite confusing, but I'll keep trying.
In other news, I have a vague memory of reading some book containing the phrase "he was very fond of demons", talking about a magician. And I was just visiting my guidance counselor, whose office contains a scarecrow-looking doll, which has a dress that reads "Crows are my Friends".
Today my English teacher was giving us instructions for writing essays, and he used the term "red herring" to describe a type of fallacious arguement. Here are his words, as I copied them down: "This is what we call, logically, a red herring. Your assumption is the same as your conclusion, there's no logical growth". Then he said, out of nowhere, "Anyone got a match and lighter fluid". And I just realized, he was wearing a medium-length beige coat.
Over a year ago, I was in my backyard and saw a heart-shaped balloon drifting off into the sunset. It might have had a happy face on it like the ones carried by the Volunteers, but it was too far away to easily tell.
I made a sculpture of a mushroom in ceramics class and gave it to the teacher so it would be put into the kiln, but now it's nowhere to be found. I'd painted it gray and black like the Medusoid Mycelium.
Post by SnicketFires on Nov 21, 2004 17:40:24 GMT -5
In my sketchbook, I drew all of Olaf's disguises, as well as the theatre troupe, some villains and Carmelita Spats. The day I had to hand in my sketchbook, a vague friend wanted to borrow it to look through, and soon a whole party of vague friends was looking through the Olafs and loving them. They said I should have drawn my Theatre troupe as "that same guy".
Post by SnicketFires on Nov 22, 2004 22:21:04 GMT -5
I spotted this headline in the paper:
Farm family targeted by arsonists
The subtitle turned out to be, interestingly enough,
Barn Blaze Victim: 'I didn't have any enimies until that day, but I've got one now'
Also, I watched Batman Returns last night, and the character Christopher Walken plays in it reminded me of Count Olaf (pinstripey suit, odd grey hair, creepy stance) and the Penguin's minions reminded me of the Theatre Troupe. There was a very fat person (male, however) and two ladies, one who slightly resembled a Powder Twin from the Marvelous Marriage picture, and she had a pale face and a little white dog.
Terry Craig: that was an ace retort tbh, jean
Jan 25, 2020 22:10:11 GMT -5
emiliedenouement: Happy Year of the Rat! It is the setting of ASOUE...
Jan 26, 2020 23:01:48 GMT -5
emiliedenouement: also Book Club starting in Feb. w/ The Great Gatsby! Please join!
Jan 26, 2020 23:02:38 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: 75th ANNIVERSARY OF THE LIBERATION OF GERMAN NAZI CONCENTRATION AND EXTERMINATION CAMP AUSCHWITZ 27 JANUARY 2020.
Jan 27, 2020 21:25:07 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: I would like to read now a short story written by Lemony Snicket about how VFD helped to defeat Nazism. This would be interesting to introduce the subject to children.
Jan 27, 2020 21:27:54 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: "Anne Frank - the Diary of a Young Girl",could be the book club's third book? I haven't read this one either.
Jan 27, 2020 21:35:14 GMT -5
Terry Craig: I think the historical events are interesting enough on their own, and don't need to be taught just to introduce children to Lemony Snicket.
Jan 27, 2020 21:35:21 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: You're right Terry.
Jan 27, 2020 21:36:40 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: This request of mine was a selfish appeal from my heart, disguised as a request on behalf of the children.
Jan 27, 2020 21:37:59 GMT -5
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: i know anne frank was a belieber but i wonder if she was in the VFD too
Jan 27, 2020 21:58:29 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: I just read a 2013 report about your comment 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻, so I can understand the meaning. Through this report, I realized that there are people more self-centered than me.
Jan 27, 2020 22:46:00 GMT -5
Hermes (or Herms): If we manage to have Bearies this year, I know who I will nominate for Best Pairing.
Jan 28, 2020 6:20:44 GMT -5
Terry Craig: bearlucio? beanlucio? jear?
Jan 28, 2020 19:32:02 GMT -5