Post by PJ on Mar 28, 2006 6:16:28 GMT -5
Dupice – A WSW Tale of Betrayal, Hawtness and Awkwardness
Two sharp knocks on the door. A pause, and then another knock. Dupin warily opened the door. Someone heavily disguised in a huge cloak, hood and comically enormous sunglasses stumbled in, and shut the door behind herself, locking it. Underneath the shades, Alice smiled.
In one swift movement, she tore her disguise off, and threw it onto the floor.
“Did anyone see you?” Dupin asked, nervously, sitting on the scratchy blankets of the cheap hotel “The Lotus”.
“Not that I know.” Alice said, and took off her heavy coat, which she had been wearing underneath her cloak. Dupin smiled mischievously.
“If only your husband knew we were cheating on him!” He said gleefully, neatly explaining the situation to anyone who happened to be watching. Like a certain omnipotent all-seeing writer.
“Yes! He’d be so very angry!” Alice said, as though she was in a bad porno film. Not that a certain omnipotent all-seeing writer would know anything about that.
“Yes. He’s such a violent, angry fellow.” Dupin explained, making small talk.
“Yes, that’s the reason I’m cheating on him. He’s such a violent, barbaric person.”
Then Alice threw herself upon Dupin, and they embraced, kissing passionately. This omnipotent all-seeing writer, feeling rather like he was intruding, quickly fled.
Alice’s barbarous, violent, angry, crazed husband, Akbar, sat alone at the dinner table. In silence, he calmly cut some meat on his plate, and put it in his mouth.
He chewed, swallowed, and then ate some more. After a few minutes of silent solitary eating, Akbar nodded to himself.
“This is pretty good.” He admitted, eating some more.
Meanwhile, our two adulterers were lying naked next to each other in bed, panting loudly, making it painstakingly obvious what had just occurred. I’ll give you a hint: sex.
Dupin lit up a cigarette.
“I didn’t know you smoked.” Alice commented, making small talk.
“I don’t. This is just for atmosphere.” Dupin remarked, blowing smoke out over the sheets.
“Oh.” Alice said. Everything was silent for another few minutes.
“It’s pretty lucky that Akbar still doesn’t know I’m cheating on him.” Alice said, breaking the uncomfortable silence.
With a thud, the door burst open, and Akbar strolled in, breaking several laws of physics, due to the fact that he had just been eating dinner halfway across town.
“Anybody say my name?” He said, cheerfully, and froze, when his eyes alighted upon his wife and Dupin.
“Akbar! This is exactly what it seems!” Dupin said, surprised and alarmed.
“What?” Akbar said, confused.
“We just had sex. Alice was cheating on you.”
“Oh.” Said Akbar, looking crestfallen.
“No need to be so blunt about it.”
“Why are you here, anyways?” Alice asked after another uncomfortable silence.
“What? Oh, plot device. And I’m fine with you cheating. I was just about to reveal that I’ve been having an affair with Wasabi.” Akbar said, casually leaning against the door. Wasabi poked her head in the room, and gave everyone a small wave.
Another uncomfortable silence.
“Well...” Dupin said, looking at his watch so as to pretend to be doing something.
“Well, this ship story sucked.” Alice said. Everyone seemed to nod. More silence.
“Wanna have an daycare center?” Wasabi said, desperately trying to break the awkwardness.
“Oh, what the hell.”
There was much rejoicing. And, later, orgying.
I know, it sucked. I wrote it in five minutes, anyways. It's my first ship story, too. Think of it as an ice-breaker story. I hope it will get everyone else's entries flowing. Also, sorry to all involved.
Two sharp knocks on the door. A pause, and then another knock. Dupin warily opened the door. Someone heavily disguised in a huge cloak, hood and comically enormous sunglasses stumbled in, and shut the door behind herself, locking it. Underneath the shades, Alice smiled.
In one swift movement, she tore her disguise off, and threw it onto the floor.
“Did anyone see you?” Dupin asked, nervously, sitting on the scratchy blankets of the cheap hotel “The Lotus”.
“Not that I know.” Alice said, and took off her heavy coat, which she had been wearing underneath her cloak. Dupin smiled mischievously.
“If only your husband knew we were cheating on him!” He said gleefully, neatly explaining the situation to anyone who happened to be watching. Like a certain omnipotent all-seeing writer.
“Yes! He’d be so very angry!” Alice said, as though she was in a bad porno film. Not that a certain omnipotent all-seeing writer would know anything about that.
“Yes. He’s such a violent, angry fellow.” Dupin explained, making small talk.
“Yes, that’s the reason I’m cheating on him. He’s such a violent, barbaric person.”
Then Alice threw herself upon Dupin, and they embraced, kissing passionately. This omnipotent all-seeing writer, feeling rather like he was intruding, quickly fled.
Alice’s barbarous, violent, angry, crazed husband, Akbar, sat alone at the dinner table. In silence, he calmly cut some meat on his plate, and put it in his mouth.
He chewed, swallowed, and then ate some more. After a few minutes of silent solitary eating, Akbar nodded to himself.
“This is pretty good.” He admitted, eating some more.
Meanwhile, our two adulterers were lying naked next to each other in bed, panting loudly, making it painstakingly obvious what had just occurred. I’ll give you a hint: sex.
Dupin lit up a cigarette.
“I didn’t know you smoked.” Alice commented, making small talk.
“I don’t. This is just for atmosphere.” Dupin remarked, blowing smoke out over the sheets.
“Oh.” Alice said. Everything was silent for another few minutes.
“It’s pretty lucky that Akbar still doesn’t know I’m cheating on him.” Alice said, breaking the uncomfortable silence.
With a thud, the door burst open, and Akbar strolled in, breaking several laws of physics, due to the fact that he had just been eating dinner halfway across town.
“Anybody say my name?” He said, cheerfully, and froze, when his eyes alighted upon his wife and Dupin.
“Akbar! This is exactly what it seems!” Dupin said, surprised and alarmed.
“What?” Akbar said, confused.
“We just had sex. Alice was cheating on you.”
“Oh.” Said Akbar, looking crestfallen.
“No need to be so blunt about it.”
“Why are you here, anyways?” Alice asked after another uncomfortable silence.
“What? Oh, plot device. And I’m fine with you cheating. I was just about to reveal that I’ve been having an affair with Wasabi.” Akbar said, casually leaning against the door. Wasabi poked her head in the room, and gave everyone a small wave.
Another uncomfortable silence.
“Well...” Dupin said, looking at his watch so as to pretend to be doing something.
“Well, this ship story sucked.” Alice said. Everyone seemed to nod. More silence.
“Wanna have an daycare center?” Wasabi said, desperately trying to break the awkwardness.
“Oh, what the hell.”
There was much rejoicing. And, later, orgying.
I know, it sucked. I wrote it in five minutes, anyways. It's my first ship story, too. Think of it as an ice-breaker story. I hope it will get everyone else's entries flowing. Also, sorry to all involved.