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Post by idiotj on Mar 29, 2006 19:50:22 GMT -5
Author's Note: No Trag! Snicket's such a monkey though. D:
"I KNOW how to use my peni s just FINE, thank you very MUCH," Snicket shouted. "I'm NOT stupid. I'm USEFUL. I HAVE friends. Stop CRITISIZNG everyone! You're not that great, Robert!"
Snicket was fed up with Robert. Robert was so great, Robert was so arrogant, Robert was so damn annoying.
"Everyone on this board likes you because of all your stupid negative attention! All you do is be mean and insult people to gain respect! And you think you're always right! You think you're so funny with your stupid pictures?! You're NOT. "
Mr. Six hundred sixty billion karma. Best Physique. Sexiest body. Oh, yes, everyone loves him.
"But you're just a stupid, stupid unhappy person. You'll get nowhere in life. I'm nice and I have friends and I'm happy. You're obviously not. That's clearly why you make fun of everyone on this board. You deserve awful things. You cheater. You liar. You fake. You'll get what you deserve. You'll burn in hell! And I don't want to argue with you anymore, but you can have the last word because I know you can't live without it."
Snicket stopped, and Robert stared, deep in thought.
"Prove it." Robert stated, after a while.
Snicket looked puzzled. Prove what? Prove that he'll burn in hell or that he deserves awful things or that I'm happy and successful? What did I...
Noticing that Snicket was confused, Robert clarified:
"Prove that you know how to use your peni s."
And before Snicket knew it, Robert had pulled down his pants.
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Post by raoawr on Mar 29, 2006 20:01:05 GMT -5
I love it. Excellent representation of Snicket.
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Post by PJ on Mar 29, 2006 23:03:47 GMT -5
D:
That...that was genius.
I should end WSW week now, and declare you winner, but I still wanna write a few stories.
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Post by A. the Returned on Mar 30, 2006 3:56:55 GMT -5
That was wonderful...
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Post by Sora on Apr 8, 2006 21:52:07 GMT -5
A wonderful Masterpiece. Deserves a Pulitzer Prize.
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Post by Snicket on Apr 8, 2006 21:54:47 GMT -5
Actually, the end does not make any sense and does not exactly match up with what I said.
I loved it, however. I hope it never happens.
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Post by PJ on Apr 9, 2006 2:42:17 GMT -5
Actually, the end does not make any sense and does not exactly match up with what I said. That's cos Tragedy edited the word "headphones" into what J. actually wrote. At least, I think it was him.
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Post by A. the Returned on Apr 9, 2006 8:40:59 GMT -5
Actually, the end does not make any sense and does not exactly match up with what I said. That's cos Tragedy edited the word "headphones" into what J. actually wrote. At least, I think it was him. Woah, it has changed, it was funnier when it was normal but oh well. I still loved it.
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Post by idiotj on Jan 18, 2007 5:53:50 GMT -5
Bump, because I like me.
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Post by Alice Wilde on Jan 18, 2007 12:12:42 GMT -5
Bump, because I like peni s.
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Post by PJ on Jan 18, 2007 18:08:22 GMT -5
Heh. Classique.
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