Post by Triangle Eyes on Apr 1, 2006 23:07:20 GMT -5
The following is the occurrence at the 667 Reunion.
Everyone was there, the staff members, the noobs, the average members.They were all having a good time except one. While everyone was talking, laughing, dancing, and having orgies and what not she simply sat in the corner brooding. No one paid any attention to her. Even before the reunion she was ignored everyone was making plans to meet up with each other but no one ever made plans with her. Why she even came to the party no one ever knew. Some though it was to spite everyone, but it was much more than to spite.
About an hour into the party everyone was told to get a partner and go to the dance floor. Unfortunately there was an odd number of people so one person was left out. You can probably guess who it was. The girl in the corner, Orphaned Hope. She decided to go to the dance floor anyways. However, J. pushed off the dance floor and Hope fell to the floor.
"What's your problem?" cried Hope.
J. replied, "This a parter dance and you're all alone, it's not my problem."
"It's all your fault that there's an odd number of members though J! It's all your fault!" Hope yelled.
Hope ran to the bathroom crying.
"Yay! She's gone!" everyone cried.
"I heard that," murmured Hope. But no one heard her.
Two hours later Hope emerged from the bathroom.
"I want everyone against that wall!" she yelled as she pulled out a gun. "And don't try anything funny and no talking."
"AAAAHHHH!" everyone screamed and ran to the wall.
"Who's wondering why I'm doing this?" asked Hope.
"I am." said Lettuce.
"Who said that?" screamed Hope.
"It was Lettuce." someone yelled.
"Lettuce, come up here," commanded Hope.
Lettuce walked over to Hope. His skin is white as a sheep.
"Get on your knees," said Hope.
She then put the gun to the back of his head.
"No, not me e-son!" cried Triangle Eyes.
"Not my brother!" yelled Cabbage.
*BANG BANG*
"AAAHHH!," everyone screamed.
"Triangle Eyes, Cabbage, get up here." said Hope.
"Do as I told Lettuce. If anyone yells out you will die like them. Why you may ask. I said no talking."
*BANG BANG* Triangle Eyes falls to the floor into Lettuce's blood puddle.
*BANG BANG* Cabbage falls to.
"Now let's get down to business," says Hope,
"J., I'm going to allow you to speak because I have a proposition for you. If you apologize for all your wrong doings no one else will die, but if you don't you will all die."
" No, I will not apologize because I have don't feel the need to apologize and you're to scared kill anyone anyways," replied J.
"You wha!" everyone screamed.
"Very unwise decision J." said Hope, " You two down there, Dupin, BSam, haul these bodies away. I need room for killing."
"Yes, Hope." replied Dupin and BSam.
A look of fury came over Hopes face. Dupin and BSam moved the bodies away. Then Hope said," Would you two come over here. That's good boys. You spoke. And you know what that means...Death. On your knees now."
*BANG BANG* *BANG BANG* Dupin and BSam fall into the ever increasing puddle of blood.
"J., I notice you're looking a bit ill. Is it because you realized it's all your fault?" asks Hope. J. looks up angrily.
"It's ashame this can't be ended, you already sentenced them to death and you will watch them all die one by one," says Hope as she laughs.
"I won't allow this!" yells PJ as he runs up and attacks Hope.
"What do you think you're doing you idiot?" asks Hope.
"Stopping you!" he yells.
Suddenly there's a smash and PJ lies on the floor, dead, with a single shot on the sind of his head.
"You though I'd come alone?" says Hope," That's that just stupid. Now Robert, I've always loved you, and if you come with me to the back room, you can live, so come...NOW!" says Hope.
"Well...alright, but it's only because I want to live." replies Robert.
"Excellent. While we're gone, don't try to do anything. My friend is watching you." says Hope.
Everyone, however, starts planning. They can't be heard over Roberts screams such as," Help me! I'm being raped!" or "I'd rather die than be near you you disguisting blob of matter that claims to be a person."
Hundreds maybe thousands of ideas are being thrown around. Then one good one comes from Linda.
"My plan is to have everyone with a mirror to take it out. Then, we're going to start moving around to get the sniper's attention. Next, whoever sees the laser from the gun first puts a mirror where it is and it might cause damage to the sniper's eye giving us enough time to move onto part two, which I haven't made yet."
Sounds good and good idea are heard. Then Gretchen comes up with part B.
"Let's go," whispers Linda.
"There it is on Charlotte's head!" someone cries.
Charlotte freezes up. But, Twistedbrain jumps in front of Charlotte with her mirror. The dark figure on the roof falls to the ground. Everyone runs and gets forks, knives and anything that can be used as a weapon. Then some people started climbing into the ceiling by pushing the tiles away and some run down the main hall and others down another.
"Oh no." says Gretchen, "There are two rooms. We need to split up. Pandora go tell the people in the other hall to split up."
"Okay," says Pandora. She doesn't make it to far because the sniper is back up and starts taking random shots at her. One of them hits her, but luckily it's her arm. "AAHHH!" she cries.
"They're just going to have to move in as is. Ready. 3 2 3 GO!" she cries.
Hope whips around and tries to get her but the ceiling team falls threw on top of her. Once Hope is disarmed attention turns to Robert. He is sitting tied to a chair with gashes everywhere. He is dead.
Epilogue
Pandora's arm is fine.
Hope is sentenced to life in prison for the murder of six 667ers. But she puts her head through the bars, turns it a quarter of the way around and pulls back. That's right, she commited suicide. However, she left a note saying. "It's all your fault J."
The sniper is never caught, unfortunatly.
The remaining 667ers have several parties. One to celebrate surving the massacre. One to celebrate Hope's cinviction. One for her sentencing. And five for her suicide.
Everyone was there, the staff members, the noobs, the average members.They were all having a good time except one. While everyone was talking, laughing, dancing, and having orgies and what not she simply sat in the corner brooding. No one paid any attention to her. Even before the reunion she was ignored everyone was making plans to meet up with each other but no one ever made plans with her. Why she even came to the party no one ever knew. Some though it was to spite everyone, but it was much more than to spite.
About an hour into the party everyone was told to get a partner and go to the dance floor. Unfortunately there was an odd number of people so one person was left out. You can probably guess who it was. The girl in the corner, Orphaned Hope. She decided to go to the dance floor anyways. However, J. pushed off the dance floor and Hope fell to the floor.
"What's your problem?" cried Hope.
J. replied, "This a parter dance and you're all alone, it's not my problem."
"It's all your fault that there's an odd number of members though J! It's all your fault!" Hope yelled.
Hope ran to the bathroom crying.
"Yay! She's gone!" everyone cried.
"I heard that," murmured Hope. But no one heard her.
Two hours later Hope emerged from the bathroom.
"I want everyone against that wall!" she yelled as she pulled out a gun. "And don't try anything funny and no talking."
"AAAAHHHH!" everyone screamed and ran to the wall.
"Who's wondering why I'm doing this?" asked Hope.
"I am." said Lettuce.
"Who said that?" screamed Hope.
"It was Lettuce." someone yelled.
"Lettuce, come up here," commanded Hope.
Lettuce walked over to Hope. His skin is white as a sheep.
"Get on your knees," said Hope.
She then put the gun to the back of his head.
"No, not me e-son!" cried Triangle Eyes.
"Not my brother!" yelled Cabbage.
*BANG BANG*
"AAAHHH!," everyone screamed.
"Triangle Eyes, Cabbage, get up here." said Hope.
"Do as I told Lettuce. If anyone yells out you will die like them. Why you may ask. I said no talking."
*BANG BANG* Triangle Eyes falls to the floor into Lettuce's blood puddle.
*BANG BANG* Cabbage falls to.
"Now let's get down to business," says Hope,
"J., I'm going to allow you to speak because I have a proposition for you. If you apologize for all your wrong doings no one else will die, but if you don't you will all die."
" No, I will not apologize because I have don't feel the need to apologize and you're to scared kill anyone anyways," replied J.
"You wha!" everyone screamed.
"Very unwise decision J." said Hope, " You two down there, Dupin, BSam, haul these bodies away. I need room for killing."
"Yes, Hope." replied Dupin and BSam.
A look of fury came over Hopes face. Dupin and BSam moved the bodies away. Then Hope said," Would you two come over here. That's good boys. You spoke. And you know what that means...Death. On your knees now."
*BANG BANG* *BANG BANG* Dupin and BSam fall into the ever increasing puddle of blood.
"J., I notice you're looking a bit ill. Is it because you realized it's all your fault?" asks Hope. J. looks up angrily.
"It's ashame this can't be ended, you already sentenced them to death and you will watch them all die one by one," says Hope as she laughs.
"I won't allow this!" yells PJ as he runs up and attacks Hope.
"What do you think you're doing you idiot?" asks Hope.
"Stopping you!" he yells.
Suddenly there's a smash and PJ lies on the floor, dead, with a single shot on the sind of his head.
"You though I'd come alone?" says Hope," That's that just stupid. Now Robert, I've always loved you, and if you come with me to the back room, you can live, so come...NOW!" says Hope.
"Well...alright, but it's only because I want to live." replies Robert.
"Excellent. While we're gone, don't try to do anything. My friend is watching you." says Hope.
Everyone, however, starts planning. They can't be heard over Roberts screams such as," Help me! I'm being raped!" or "I'd rather die than be near you you disguisting blob of matter that claims to be a person."
Hundreds maybe thousands of ideas are being thrown around. Then one good one comes from Linda.
"My plan is to have everyone with a mirror to take it out. Then, we're going to start moving around to get the sniper's attention. Next, whoever sees the laser from the gun first puts a mirror where it is and it might cause damage to the sniper's eye giving us enough time to move onto part two, which I haven't made yet."
Sounds good and good idea are heard. Then Gretchen comes up with part B.
"Let's go," whispers Linda.
"There it is on Charlotte's head!" someone cries.
Charlotte freezes up. But, Twistedbrain jumps in front of Charlotte with her mirror. The dark figure on the roof falls to the ground. Everyone runs and gets forks, knives and anything that can be used as a weapon. Then some people started climbing into the ceiling by pushing the tiles away and some run down the main hall and others down another.
"Oh no." says Gretchen, "There are two rooms. We need to split up. Pandora go tell the people in the other hall to split up."
"Okay," says Pandora. She doesn't make it to far because the sniper is back up and starts taking random shots at her. One of them hits her, but luckily it's her arm. "AAHHH!" she cries.
"They're just going to have to move in as is. Ready. 3 2 3 GO!" she cries.
Hope whips around and tries to get her but the ceiling team falls threw on top of her. Once Hope is disarmed attention turns to Robert. He is sitting tied to a chair with gashes everywhere. He is dead.
Epilogue
Pandora's arm is fine.
Hope is sentenced to life in prison for the murder of six 667ers. But she puts her head through the bars, turns it a quarter of the way around and pulls back. That's right, she commited suicide. However, she left a note saying. "It's all your fault J."
The sniper is never caught, unfortunatly.
The remaining 667ers have several parties. One to celebrate surving the massacre. One to celebrate Hope's cinviction. One for her sentencing. And five for her suicide.