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Post by idiotj on Apr 11, 2006 18:58:54 GMT -5
Moses...Luis Hitler...Robert Jew...Orphanhope Jew...Snicket President Reagan...Tragedy God...Chuck Norris
One day, Luis was raking his sheep when the voice of Chuck Norris came from the sky. "LUIS, THE JEWS ARE IN TROUBLE." "Oh, no! God, I just got back from the desert!" Moses cried, exasperated. "This is big stuff, Moses! Quick! To the TIME MACHINE!"
To be Continued!
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Post by deanna. on Apr 11, 2006 19:07:56 GMT -5
Hahahahahaha. *glompsnogg*
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Post by jemima on Apr 11, 2006 19:12:39 GMT -5
YAY. I love it!
Could I be Erin?
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Post by idiotj on Apr 11, 2006 19:24:25 GMT -5
...Is Erin a biblical figure I'm unaware of?
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Post by jemima on Apr 11, 2006 19:36:48 GMT -5
Joke-
Erin:Aaron
Get it?
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Post by Snicket on Apr 11, 2006 19:37:27 GMT -5
Am I going to be killed in this one too?
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Post by Carma on Apr 11, 2006 20:03:58 GMT -5
Haha, very cool.
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Negro on Apr 11, 2006 20:53:40 GMT -5
Am I going to be killed in this one too? Chuck Norris, i hope so
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Post by s on Apr 12, 2006 15:53:47 GMT -5
Heh, nice.
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Post by Alice Wilde on Apr 13, 2006 9:04:52 GMT -5
BEST. HISTORICAL. FICTION. EVER.
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Post by idiotj on Apr 13, 2006 12:37:15 GMT -5
Robert stood proudly on a rap battle stage, watching the execution of several million noobs. "My plan is being carried out quite nicely." He said, to no one in particular. I must get a cohort, He reminded himself.
"What are we going to do?" Orphan Hope cried, clinging to Snicket. "There, there, Orphanhope. I'll figure out who's behind this if it's the last thing I do!" Snicket vowed. The Nazis approached. "Hey! Stop talking! Commands from Fuhrer Robert." Nazi J said. "Yes, you must stop talking or else Fuhrer Robert will put you to death." Nazi Setnick said. "Well, that might be better than the lifestyle Fuhrer Robert has made for them." The Nazis laughed evilly and walked away. "Damn! If only I could figure out who was commanding our torture, threatening us with death, and making this awful lifestyle for us!" Snicket cursed. "Yo yo yo niggaz wuzzup! I am Fuhrer Robert. I hope y'all are enjoying the torture, threats and awful lifestyle I have set up for you. That's right, I'm gonna exterminate y'all newbie-asses and I don't care who knows it. This is Fuhrer Robert, mageees, and don't you forget it. Out!" "He's taunting us and--and mocking us!" Snicket cried, throwing his shovel. It smacked Orphanhope in the head. "REVEAL YOURSELF, YOU COWARD! REVEAL YOURSELF! TELL US WHO YOU ARE! STOP HIDING BEHIND THIS MASK OF-OF--MASK HIDING BEHINDNESS!"
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Post by twistedbrain on Apr 13, 2006 12:39:00 GMT -5
SnicketHope? Fun.
Nice, J.
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Negro on Apr 13, 2006 19:09:42 GMT -5
best. story. ever.
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Post by deanna. on Apr 14, 2006 12:23:47 GMT -5
Jayjay, you're my hero. *sings*
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Post by cleanybeany on Apr 15, 2006 16:33:13 GMT -5
Yes, I am a really cool member. Or really cool member? I do know all of the characters, though, as I have been lurking for months. Anyway, as everyone else has said, this is the best story ever.
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