Post by idiotj on Jun 5, 2006 16:31:36 GMT -5
So, I watched an episode of Dora the Explorer the other day and used Wikipedia to fill in the blanks to write a story about Betsy the Explorer. I chose Betsy 'cuz she can really belt out the Dora the Explorer song. Anyway, I randomly cast people as random Dora characters.
Dora....Betsy
Diego...Akbar
Boots...PJ
Swiper...Mad Haxx0r
Backpack...Charlotte
Map...Walter
"hupu!" Betsy exclaimed. "Me llamo Betsy. I speak English *and* Spanish! Right now, I'm exploring! Can you say 'exploring?'"
"Say...exploring!"
"Great! My parents are busy this morning, so they sent me away to find a sugar bowl! To find the Sugar Bowl, we must go over Lousy Lane, through Lachrymose Lake and to the Hotel Denoument! Say it with me! Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument! Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument! Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument!Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument! Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument!"
"Dora!" Someone yelled from the trees.
"OMG IT'S PJ WTF GLOMP!" Betsy exclaimed. PJ jumped down from the tree.
"Hi, I'm PJ the Monkey! I love my boots! What are you doing today, Betsy?"
"I'm on my way to Hotel Denoument to find the sugar bowl for my parents. To get to Hotel Denoument, we have to go--"
"Yes, I know. I heard you from the trees."
"Alright, let's go! Come on, vamanos! Everybody let's go. Come on let's get to it. I know that we can do it! Where are we going? To Hotel Denoument!"
"Yep, that's where we're going." PJ said.
"But Mad Haxxor the Mad Haxx0r lives near Lousy Lane! If you see Mad Haxxor the Mad Haxxor, say 'Mad Haxxor, no hacking!' Say it with me! Mad Hax--"
"Shouldn't we be going, Betsy?" PJ sighed.
"OK! Come on, vamano--"
"We don't have time for that. We have to watch out for Haxxor. The TV audience will not always be there to tell us what to do."
"You're right, PJ. Let's be very careful of Mad Haxxor."
Suddenly, Mad Haxxor appeared from the bushes.
"OH SH*T IT'S THE MAD HAXXOR." PJ screamed.
"HAXXOR, NO HAXXOR-ING! HAXXOR, NO HAXXORING!" Betsy shouted, but her efforts were in vain. The Mad Haxxor continued hacking away at the, uh, trees I guess because computer hacking doesn't really work in this setting. "Looks like Haxxor won't stop! We'll need to try something else. Let's ask Backpack for advice. Backpack, do you have anything that can help us stop Haxxor from hacking?"
"Let's see!" Charlotte exclaimed. "I have a pad! Will this help you help Haxxor from hacking?"
"No, um, not really." Betsy said, blushing.
"I have a tampon ! Will *this* help you stop Haxxor?"
"Charlotte, use your common sense." Betsy whispered.
"I have a sea sponge! Will this help you--"
Betsy quickly closed Charlotte.
"Now what do we do?"
"USE WALTER!" PJ said.
"Oh, right."
The Mad Haxxor ran away.
"Great, now we made it past Lousy Lane. Where do we go next? Lachrymose Lake! But beware of the leeches!"
Will Dora and PJ make it through their journey alive? FInd out next time, or probably never, on Betsy the Explorer!
Dora....Betsy
Diego...Akbar
Boots...PJ
Swiper...Mad Haxx0r
Backpack...Charlotte
Map...Walter
"hupu!" Betsy exclaimed. "Me llamo Betsy. I speak English *and* Spanish! Right now, I'm exploring! Can you say 'exploring?'"
"Say...exploring!"
"Great! My parents are busy this morning, so they sent me away to find a sugar bowl! To find the Sugar Bowl, we must go over Lousy Lane, through Lachrymose Lake and to the Hotel Denoument! Say it with me! Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument! Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument! Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument!Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument! Lousy Lane, Lacrymose Lake, Hotel Denoument!"
"Dora!" Someone yelled from the trees.
"OMG IT'S PJ WTF GLOMP!" Betsy exclaimed. PJ jumped down from the tree.
"Hi, I'm PJ the Monkey! I love my boots! What are you doing today, Betsy?"
"I'm on my way to Hotel Denoument to find the sugar bowl for my parents. To get to Hotel Denoument, we have to go--"
"Yes, I know. I heard you from the trees."
"Alright, let's go! Come on, vamanos! Everybody let's go. Come on let's get to it. I know that we can do it! Where are we going? To Hotel Denoument!"
"Yep, that's where we're going." PJ said.
"But Mad Haxxor the Mad Haxx0r lives near Lousy Lane! If you see Mad Haxxor the Mad Haxxor, say 'Mad Haxxor, no hacking!' Say it with me! Mad Hax--"
"Shouldn't we be going, Betsy?" PJ sighed.
"OK! Come on, vamano--"
"We don't have time for that. We have to watch out for Haxxor. The TV audience will not always be there to tell us what to do."
"You're right, PJ. Let's be very careful of Mad Haxxor."
Suddenly, Mad Haxxor appeared from the bushes.
"OH SH*T IT'S THE MAD HAXXOR." PJ screamed.
"HAXXOR, NO HAXXOR-ING! HAXXOR, NO HAXXORING!" Betsy shouted, but her efforts were in vain. The Mad Haxxor continued hacking away at the, uh, trees I guess because computer hacking doesn't really work in this setting. "Looks like Haxxor won't stop! We'll need to try something else. Let's ask Backpack for advice. Backpack, do you have anything that can help us stop Haxxor from hacking?"
"Let's see!" Charlotte exclaimed. "I have a pad! Will this help you help Haxxor from hacking?"
"No, um, not really." Betsy said, blushing.
"I have a tampon ! Will *this* help you stop Haxxor?"
"Charlotte, use your common sense." Betsy whispered.
"I have a sea sponge! Will this help you--"
Betsy quickly closed Charlotte.
"Now what do we do?"
"USE WALTER!" PJ said.
"Oh, right."
The Mad Haxxor ran away.
"Great, now we made it past Lousy Lane. Where do we go next? Lachrymose Lake! But beware of the leeches!"
Will Dora and PJ make it through their journey alive? FInd out next time, or probably never, on Betsy the Explorer!