Post by BSam on Jan 18, 2007 17:38:10 GMT -5
A BJ for Alice
by BSam and J
Alice sat down and sipped at her coffee, she had a musical to cast today and she wanted to be as awake as possible. Especially for the final part of the day, the female lead.
Alice looked at the headshots of the prospective stars, there was some mighty fine looking ladies there she thought as she licked her lips, but no, I must keep my mind on task.
She picked up her coffee once more, and was about to drink from the mug when a teenage boy approached her...
***
George Michael: [spoken] Hey, uh--you there--Miss--casting director--
[sung to self] There are different types of love
between a sister and a brother--
Friends and lovers--
(Enemies and--uh--well, that's hate)
Yes, there are different types of love we can list by the dozen
But I have an unhealthy love for my cousin
I know I should stop, but I can't
She's related! Her mother's my aunt!
It's wrong, I know,
I can't be her beau
I'm frustrated, and so I vent
Because my feelings make me lament
And to every god, I have to repent
Because we're related by blood,
And gods'll send down a flood
To destroy my sinful intent."
Alice: [spoken] Can I help you?
George Michael: [singing to self] In this play, we would get to kiss
Which would, for me, be bliss
Though it's totally amiss...[trails off]
[spoken] Uh, no. Nevermind.
[singing to self] I shouldn't be in love
Because I'm related by blood
And so this, I can't even dream of!
***
It was the end of the day, Alice had but one person left to audition, J was her name, such a cute little thing, but could she sing? If she could then she would be perfect for the female lead. Alice called out her name.
***
J stood on the wooden boards of the stage, this was her chance, her chance to show this man, this idol of the stage what she thought of him.
Of course it was so very apt that she got to do this in the audition for the biggest musical of the year.
He heart in her throat, she walked to center stage, BSam was already there, to the left of center, and a few paces to the rear.
Alice, sat there in the audience, made the gesture to J that she should get on with her audition.
J cleared her throat, glanced at BSam, her lovely BSam, and began to sing
***
The man of my dreams is an intelligent man
With a sense of humor rivaled by no other.
And, as cruel fate would have it, the man of my dreams
Happens to be my brother
It isn't much
Not even a crush--
I add, defensively (and truthfully)
There are other witty fish in the sea
And, anyway, all homo sapiens are out of my league.
None of them grab my interest, or intrigue
I don't want to, or need to be in love--
What a silly thing to be thinking of!
But I really like my--
no--
I really, really like--
I'm madly in love with--
Can't say what I am--
No saying who it is again--
I really am madly head over heels in love with...
BSam
He's not my brother,
but he'll do
That's better
He's funny--a god of comedy, like Thalia
He's smart, and hot, and he lives in Australia
He says he only likes me sometimes,
but I love him all the time
And one-sided love is good enough for me
So Sondheim and Perkins and Wilde be damned
The man I'm in love with is BSam
***
From behind J, BSam looked at Alice, gave her a small nod,
Then he strode forward, Standing right next to J, his arm around her shoulders, and he sang.
***
I can lie in the sun
On a hot summer day
If I have you by my side
It'll all be ok
I open my mouth
Overcome by your taste
So refreshing a flavour
Not a drop I can waste
I love you like beer
Always stay here
And don't let me fear that your bottle may empty
I just can't stop
Drinking every last drop
I love you dear, Oh I love you like beer
Our love is full strength
it's never light
i get good head
when i treat you right
So cold and so tasty
you know I can't stop
When I get home from work
And I remove your top
I love you like beer
I shed a small tear
Raise the bottle and say cheers, as i embrace you closely
But if i drink you all day
I know I will pay
With a hangover dear, Oh I love you like beer
***
As the music died down, he suddenly embraced J and kissed her passionately, to great applause from Alice.
Then just as suddenly he let her go, and strode off.
J was in a daze when Alice came up to the stage and told her she had the part.
J was still in a daze when Alice took her back to her office to open some celebratory champaigne.
In fact J didn't come out of her daze until the next morning, when Alice was getting dressed again, and leaving the apartment.
"I love you BSam," is all J said, and a single tear rolled down Alices face as she shut the door.
by BSam and J
Alice sat down and sipped at her coffee, she had a musical to cast today and she wanted to be as awake as possible. Especially for the final part of the day, the female lead.
Alice looked at the headshots of the prospective stars, there was some mighty fine looking ladies there she thought as she licked her lips, but no, I must keep my mind on task.
She picked up her coffee once more, and was about to drink from the mug when a teenage boy approached her...
***
George Michael: [spoken] Hey, uh--you there--Miss--casting director--
[sung to self] There are different types of love
between a sister and a brother--
Friends and lovers--
(Enemies and--uh--well, that's hate)
Yes, there are different types of love we can list by the dozen
But I have an unhealthy love for my cousin
I know I should stop, but I can't
She's related! Her mother's my aunt!
It's wrong, I know,
I can't be her beau
I'm frustrated, and so I vent
Because my feelings make me lament
And to every god, I have to repent
Because we're related by blood,
And gods'll send down a flood
To destroy my sinful intent."
Alice: [spoken] Can I help you?
George Michael: [singing to self] In this play, we would get to kiss
Which would, for me, be bliss
Though it's totally amiss...[trails off]
[spoken] Uh, no. Nevermind.
[singing to self] I shouldn't be in love
Because I'm related by blood
And so this, I can't even dream of!
***
It was the end of the day, Alice had but one person left to audition, J was her name, such a cute little thing, but could she sing? If she could then she would be perfect for the female lead. Alice called out her name.
***
J stood on the wooden boards of the stage, this was her chance, her chance to show this man, this idol of the stage what she thought of him.
Of course it was so very apt that she got to do this in the audition for the biggest musical of the year.
He heart in her throat, she walked to center stage, BSam was already there, to the left of center, and a few paces to the rear.
Alice, sat there in the audience, made the gesture to J that she should get on with her audition.
J cleared her throat, glanced at BSam, her lovely BSam, and began to sing
***
The man of my dreams is an intelligent man
With a sense of humor rivaled by no other.
And, as cruel fate would have it, the man of my dreams
Happens to be my brother
It isn't much
Not even a crush--
I add, defensively (and truthfully)
There are other witty fish in the sea
And, anyway, all homo sapiens are out of my league.
None of them grab my interest, or intrigue
I don't want to, or need to be in love--
What a silly thing to be thinking of!
But I really like my--
no--
I really, really like--
I'm madly in love with--
Can't say what I am--
No saying who it is again--
I really am madly head over heels in love with...
BSam
He's not my brother,
but he'll do
That's better
He's funny--a god of comedy, like Thalia
He's smart, and hot, and he lives in Australia
He says he only likes me sometimes,
but I love him all the time
And one-sided love is good enough for me
So Sondheim and Perkins and Wilde be damned
The man I'm in love with is BSam
***
From behind J, BSam looked at Alice, gave her a small nod,
Then he strode forward, Standing right next to J, his arm around her shoulders, and he sang.
***
I can lie in the sun
On a hot summer day
If I have you by my side
It'll all be ok
I open my mouth
Overcome by your taste
So refreshing a flavour
Not a drop I can waste
I love you like beer
Always stay here
And don't let me fear that your bottle may empty
I just can't stop
Drinking every last drop
I love you dear, Oh I love you like beer
Our love is full strength
it's never light
i get good head
when i treat you right
So cold and so tasty
you know I can't stop
When I get home from work
And I remove your top
I love you like beer
I shed a small tear
Raise the bottle and say cheers, as i embrace you closely
But if i drink you all day
I know I will pay
With a hangover dear, Oh I love you like beer
***
As the music died down, he suddenly embraced J and kissed her passionately, to great applause from Alice.
Then just as suddenly he let her go, and strode off.
J was in a daze when Alice came up to the stage and told her she had the part.
J was still in a daze when Alice took her back to her office to open some celebratory champaigne.
In fact J didn't come out of her daze until the next morning, when Alice was getting dressed again, and leaving the apartment.
"I love you BSam," is all J said, and a single tear rolled down Alices face as she shut the door.