Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2008 11:04:01 GMT -5
This is a four part epic, sort of a sequel to Christmas Craze. If you're not in the first part, don't fret because I did my best to include as many people as possible. You might just debut later. Enjoy!
The invitations had been sent months ago. People made all their plans, some within a few hours driving distance, others across the world. There were people as close as Wisconsin and Minnesota, as far as New Zealand and Pakistan. But they were all coming to the most exciting party this side of Christmas Craze. Yes, the notorious Willis was hosting a party in his dorm, which was empty for Winter Break. Everybody was due to come on the 26 th, to celebrate their African-American heritage. It was time for the Kwanzaa Kraze.
The party almost didn't happen, as there were a couple of setbacks. First, Facob/jacob4000, after hearing about Willis' kickass party, decided to throw his own fake party at the exact same time. Fortunately for us, nobody came and Facob spent the night playing gameboy by himself. The second setback was when a school official came up to Willis, telling him the party was cancelled because of a lack of respect, then rolled her eyes at him. Recognizing that eye roll, Willis realized this was in fact ADR attempting to destroy the party. So Willis called Linda, and got her to dress as a member of the board of directors. When Linda arrived and told ADR that she was fired, she got so angry she ranted, declaring "you'll be sorry!" Then she rolled her eyes again.
Swans was the first guest to arrive. As she entered Trowbridge Hall, she called back to her taxi driver not to leave because she had left her porn in the car. She sighed, slightly disappointed that she was the first to arrive, yet too excited for the evening ahead to think anything of it. She didn't have to wait long for others to show up. Members started entering by the dozens. Laughing and sharing hugs, they all finally got to meet their friends for the first time. Soon, everybody was getting settled in, hanging out and doing the sorts of things they loved best. Shelly was leading story time in the lounge where violet, grey umbrella, Emma Squalor, much ado about may and others were reading their fan fics out loud. Akbar was outside, greeting people by handing out free copies of his newspaper. Songbird, the budding artist, was handing out copies of her self portrait. Freshie has also set up a booth outside, with membership cards to her own fan club. Twistedbrain entered, had a couple drinks, then left while declaring "I'm leaving and you can't make me come back. This place just isn't the same anymore."
The game room was incredibly busy, with the likes of fordxprefect, Klaus19, Dismay, stewartgilligan and ineedyourhelp. Wasabi was riding the stationary bike in her dress, enthusiastic about her exercise. Gigi, Dear Dairy and two other old ladies were playing bridge at a card table. The most popular game was guitar hero. BSam challenged anybody to beat him, but after he beat a song on expert without looking at the screen and humiliated poor Edwin, nobody wanted to play with him anymore. Kyle and Pandora dueled each other on Medium, with Kyle ending up the victor. After the match, Skalu grabbed Pandora's guitar, gave it a sensual lick, then set it back down, unsatisfied.
Tim walked in with his entourage of ladies. Everybody got excited that their favorite young member walked in, except for the jealous Triangle Eyes. "Tim, you are fake. You are so lame." Tim replied "tim here listen up mister you ned to take a chill pill and no buts about it." Leslie lunged at Tim, trying to rip off his face. Tim wasn't wearing a mask though, because he is completely real. Leslie ended up looking completely ridiculous, muttering to Gigi "You told me it was Willis. How is this possible." Gigi went "Patience, young one. We'll get him next time." Meanwhile, Luckylemony approached tim, curious as to how he can obtain his own entourage of beautiful ladies. Tim replied "tim here well a friend in need is a friend in deed so just be their friend mister. TIM"
Tragedy and Fancy were two members who had met before, but that didn't stop them from arriving together. They were sitting in a corner having some drinks, when tag-along Cybermystery popped up behind Tragedy, eager to please his mentor. Tragedy started growing tired of the little chump, so he hatched a plan. "Hey Cybros, I have a super secret mission for you, and it's because I trust you more than anybody else here. I need you to spy on Charlotte. Find out where her loyalties lie. I think she might be a traitor to Dark Avenue" Cybermystery's voice squeaked "Yes, sir. I am at your service." From that moment on, he made it his sworn duty to please his master with a job well done.
Out in the kitchen, Dante was crawling around on the floor, while Antenora was standing next to her stuffed lion while awkwardly looking at the camera. Pj walked in, excited to see two of his favorite members. "Hey Dante, why are you crawling on the floor?" he questioned. Danted replied "Ga go bibo mama." "Oh, I think I understand. You're crawling on the floor because you lost your contact, and you burnt your tongue on M's pizza rolls." Dante nodded maturely, then stuck his thumb in the cheese dip and put it in his mouth, sucking the sauce off. Then he shat in his diaper.
Zaid and Rellim both arrived at exactly the same time, which was awkward for both of them. You see, they both received a letter from the other saying how excited they were to be going as each others date. The only problem was that neither of them had actually sent the letter. Tragedy had sent them, as a clever prank. Both of them were too nice to break the others heart, so they had to awkwardly hide that they had both brought their own dates. Elizabeth had brought Taylor, while Zaid brought orphaned hope. They both pretended they didn't know the person they were holding hands with were, they both made excuses that they had to run to the bathroom. On her way to the bathroom, Elizabeth saw two of her best friends, Pandora and Ila. These two were friends who hadn't spoken in ages, so they lovingly embraces as they shared stories. Skalu saw his chance when Ila left to get some of scam's finger sandwiches. He dressed up as Ila, and waltzed into the room with Pandora, saying in a high pitched shriek "Hey lovie Pandora. It's been so long. Hug me!!" Swans walked by, and yelled "I love pooping"
In the bathroom, J and Kobolos were gathered around a pile of members who were foolish enough to enter. "Master, it's an honor to finally meet you. Now how would you like Amber seasonsed?" "Hmm" pondered Kobolos. "Snicketface was delicious with the teriyaki spread, Claire was decent with the spicy jalepeno sauce, and Ennui was awful with the ranch dressing, although I think that's more to do with his texture than the ranch sauce." Just then, Celinra and Neggie barged in. "Master, people are getting suspicious about the fact that nobody else is leaving the bathroom. You might want to hurry it up." "Damnit." Kobolos said looking back at his pile. "Well, all that I have left are hartramoany, stinky panda and amy lee. Maybe we can mix them into some sort of delicious dish and finish this up."
The invitations had been sent months ago. People made all their plans, some within a few hours driving distance, others across the world. There were people as close as Wisconsin and Minnesota, as far as New Zealand and Pakistan. But they were all coming to the most exciting party this side of Christmas Craze. Yes, the notorious Willis was hosting a party in his dorm, which was empty for Winter Break. Everybody was due to come on the 26 th, to celebrate their African-American heritage. It was time for the Kwanzaa Kraze.
The party almost didn't happen, as there were a couple of setbacks. First, Facob/jacob4000, after hearing about Willis' kickass party, decided to throw his own fake party at the exact same time. Fortunately for us, nobody came and Facob spent the night playing gameboy by himself. The second setback was when a school official came up to Willis, telling him the party was cancelled because of a lack of respect, then rolled her eyes at him. Recognizing that eye roll, Willis realized this was in fact ADR attempting to destroy the party. So Willis called Linda, and got her to dress as a member of the board of directors. When Linda arrived and told ADR that she was fired, she got so angry she ranted, declaring "you'll be sorry!" Then she rolled her eyes again.
Swans was the first guest to arrive. As she entered Trowbridge Hall, she called back to her taxi driver not to leave because she had left her porn in the car. She sighed, slightly disappointed that she was the first to arrive, yet too excited for the evening ahead to think anything of it. She didn't have to wait long for others to show up. Members started entering by the dozens. Laughing and sharing hugs, they all finally got to meet their friends for the first time. Soon, everybody was getting settled in, hanging out and doing the sorts of things they loved best. Shelly was leading story time in the lounge where violet, grey umbrella, Emma Squalor, much ado about may and others were reading their fan fics out loud. Akbar was outside, greeting people by handing out free copies of his newspaper. Songbird, the budding artist, was handing out copies of her self portrait. Freshie has also set up a booth outside, with membership cards to her own fan club. Twistedbrain entered, had a couple drinks, then left while declaring "I'm leaving and you can't make me come back. This place just isn't the same anymore."
The game room was incredibly busy, with the likes of fordxprefect, Klaus19, Dismay, stewartgilligan and ineedyourhelp. Wasabi was riding the stationary bike in her dress, enthusiastic about her exercise. Gigi, Dear Dairy and two other old ladies were playing bridge at a card table. The most popular game was guitar hero. BSam challenged anybody to beat him, but after he beat a song on expert without looking at the screen and humiliated poor Edwin, nobody wanted to play with him anymore. Kyle and Pandora dueled each other on Medium, with Kyle ending up the victor. After the match, Skalu grabbed Pandora's guitar, gave it a sensual lick, then set it back down, unsatisfied.
Tim walked in with his entourage of ladies. Everybody got excited that their favorite young member walked in, except for the jealous Triangle Eyes. "Tim, you are fake. You are so lame." Tim replied "tim here listen up mister you ned to take a chill pill and no buts about it." Leslie lunged at Tim, trying to rip off his face. Tim wasn't wearing a mask though, because he is completely real. Leslie ended up looking completely ridiculous, muttering to Gigi "You told me it was Willis. How is this possible." Gigi went "Patience, young one. We'll get him next time." Meanwhile, Luckylemony approached tim, curious as to how he can obtain his own entourage of beautiful ladies. Tim replied "tim here well a friend in need is a friend in deed so just be their friend mister. TIM"
Tragedy and Fancy were two members who had met before, but that didn't stop them from arriving together. They were sitting in a corner having some drinks, when tag-along Cybermystery popped up behind Tragedy, eager to please his mentor. Tragedy started growing tired of the little chump, so he hatched a plan. "Hey Cybros, I have a super secret mission for you, and it's because I trust you more than anybody else here. I need you to spy on Charlotte. Find out where her loyalties lie. I think she might be a traitor to Dark Avenue" Cybermystery's voice squeaked "Yes, sir. I am at your service." From that moment on, he made it his sworn duty to please his master with a job well done.
Out in the kitchen, Dante was crawling around on the floor, while Antenora was standing next to her stuffed lion while awkwardly looking at the camera. Pj walked in, excited to see two of his favorite members. "Hey Dante, why are you crawling on the floor?" he questioned. Danted replied "Ga go bibo mama." "Oh, I think I understand. You're crawling on the floor because you lost your contact, and you burnt your tongue on M's pizza rolls." Dante nodded maturely, then stuck his thumb in the cheese dip and put it in his mouth, sucking the sauce off. Then he shat in his diaper.
Zaid and Rellim both arrived at exactly the same time, which was awkward for both of them. You see, they both received a letter from the other saying how excited they were to be going as each others date. The only problem was that neither of them had actually sent the letter. Tragedy had sent them, as a clever prank. Both of them were too nice to break the others heart, so they had to awkwardly hide that they had both brought their own dates. Elizabeth had brought Taylor, while Zaid brought orphaned hope. They both pretended they didn't know the person they were holding hands with were, they both made excuses that they had to run to the bathroom. On her way to the bathroom, Elizabeth saw two of her best friends, Pandora and Ila. These two were friends who hadn't spoken in ages, so they lovingly embraces as they shared stories. Skalu saw his chance when Ila left to get some of scam's finger sandwiches. He dressed up as Ila, and waltzed into the room with Pandora, saying in a high pitched shriek "Hey lovie Pandora. It's been so long. Hug me!!" Swans walked by, and yelled "I love pooping"
In the bathroom, J and Kobolos were gathered around a pile of members who were foolish enough to enter. "Master, it's an honor to finally meet you. Now how would you like Amber seasonsed?" "Hmm" pondered Kobolos. "Snicketface was delicious with the teriyaki spread, Claire was decent with the spicy jalepeno sauce, and Ennui was awful with the ranch dressing, although I think that's more to do with his texture than the ranch sauce." Just then, Celinra and Neggie barged in. "Master, people are getting suspicious about the fact that nobody else is leaving the bathroom. You might want to hurry it up." "Damnit." Kobolos said looking back at his pile. "Well, all that I have left are hartramoany, stinky panda and amy lee. Maybe we can mix them into some sort of delicious dish and finish this up."