Post by jemima on Dec 1, 2009 23:04:26 GMT -5
it's an original of mine, I pretty much just wrote it.
the format takes form of conversations forming a frame, but I hope you enjoy it.
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Scene One: Tragedy enters the (chat)room and ignites an exchange with the beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, jaw-dropping, amazing, and charismatic Jemima.
[22:18] /\/\ I L A N:
[22:19] Cristina: ;D
[22:19] Cristina: sexy beast, you
[22:19] /\/\ I L A N: ohhh yeahhhh
[22:20] Cristina: isn't it like... 3 in the morning over there
[22:20] /\/\ I L A N: yeah
[22:20] Cristina: o
[22:20] Cristina: so
[22:20] Cristina: you're looking for sum late night action
[22:20] /\/\ I L A N: yes
[22:21] Cristina: okay
[22:21] Cristina: who's hot?
[22:21] /\/\ I L A N: kirsten dunst
[22:22] Cristina: okay
[22:22] Cristina: imagine
[22:23] Cristina: that you're walking to an elevator
[22:23] Cristina: and the door closes
[22:23] Cristina: and you see kirsten dunst standing next to you
[22:23] Cristina: she happens to be going to the same floor as you
[22:23] Cristina: which happens to be the penthouse
[22:23] Cristina: but you're on the ground level
[22:23] Cristina: and it's just the two of you
[22:24] Cristina: all the doors on the other floors are locked so there's no way you'd be interrupted
[22:24] Cristina: so
[22:24] Cristina: she looks at you
[22:24] Cristina: and walks over and
[22:24] Cristina: slowly
[22:24] Cristina: unbuttons your pants
[22:24] Cristina: then unzips them
[22:24] /\/\ I L A N: oh god
[22:24] Cristina: and slides them off your legs
[22:25] Cristina: but your shoes are still on
[22:25] Cristina: so your pants stay on
[22:25] Cristina: but then
[22:25] Cristina: she slowly makes her way down
[22:25] Cristina: and takes your heart or rocket or smilie boxers or whatever you're wearing at the time
[22:26] Cristina: off
[22:26] Cristina: and then she takes out a knife in her pocket
[22:26] Cristina: and um
[22:26] Cristina: robs you
[22:26] /\/\ I L A N: lol i knew you were going to do that
[22:26] /\/\ I L A N: because ive done that to sixteen before
[22:26] Cristina: lol
[22:26] /\/\ I L A N: classic
[22:26] Cristina: was it good before I did that though
[22:26] /\/\ I L A N: yeah it was
[22:27] Cristina: i could've been more descriptive but I feel awful naughty writing it
[22:27] Cristina: okay okay
[22:27] /\/\ I L A N:
[22:27] Cristina: she doesn't take out a knife
[22:27] /\/\ I L A N: lololol
[22:27] Cristina: she takes out a flamethrower
[22:28] /\/\ I L A N: LOL
[22:28] Cristina: LOL
[22:28] Cristina: no no, listen
[22:29] Cristina: she says "boy, it's awfully cold in here"
[22:29] Cristina: "would you rather heat me up with this flamethrower or with some nice, long, hardcore, lovely, sweet, intense, kinky, euphoric sex??"
[22:29] /\/\ I L A N:
[22:29] Cristina: so what do you answeR?
[22:30] /\/\ I L A N: the second one
[22:30] Cristina: okay
[22:30] Cristina: she throws the flamethrower aside
[22:30] Cristina: your pants are still undone, btw
[22:30] Cristina: and then she moves close to you and starts touching the inside of your knees
[22:30] Cristina: working her way up
[22:30] Cristina: so
[22:30] Cristina: slowly
[22:30] Cristina: like
[22:31] Cristina: the way a caterpillar crawls on a leaf
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: dude gross
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: wtf
[22:31] Cristina: LOL
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: LOLOLOL
[22:31] Cristina: I mean, they crawl kinda slow, don't they?
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: yeah
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: but gross
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: i dont want to think about caterpillars
[22:31] Cristina: LMAO
[22:32] Cristina: okay
[22:32] Cristina: um
[22:32] Cristina: the way an ice cube melts
[22:32] Cristina: and she traces little curves and swirls going up and up
[22:32] Cristina: until she reaches your inner thighs
[22:33] Cristina: and then she squeezes your butt
[22:33] Cristina: and then she slides the tip of her finger up the spine of your back
[22:33] Cristina: swiftly
[22:33] Cristina: like taylor swift
[22:34] Cristina: and then she takes the bottom of your shirt
[22:34] Cristina: oh wait, are you wearing button-up or a t-shirt?
[22:34] Cristina: t-shirt it is
[22:35] Cristina: so she takes the bottom of your shirt
[22:35] Cristina: and pulls it off
[22:35] Cristina: your muscles are bulging and she just wants it
[22:35] Cristina: and she starts caressing your neck
[22:36] Cristina: her lips, so soft
[22:36] Cristina: so warm
[22:36] Cristina: press against your ears
[22:36] Cristina: tongue on your cheek
[22:36] Cristina: on your chin
[22:36] Cristina: the nape of your neck
[22:37] Cristina: flowing to the collarbone
[22:37] Cristina: clutching your pecs
[22:37] Cristina: and then her wet tongue moves down the middle of your chest
[22:38] Cristina: to the spot above your really cool member
[22:38] /\/\ I L A N: LOL
[22:38] Cristina: she stops
[22:38] Cristina: and looks you in the eye and says "start taking off my clothes, idiot"
[22:38] Cristina: so you take off her dress
[22:39] Cristina: it's a crimson cocktail dress
[22:39] Cristina: strapless
[22:39] Cristina: she's got scarlet lipstick on
[22:39] Cristina: and her eyes are sultry with raw silver
[22:39] Cristina: the zipper in the back
[22:40] Cristina: you put your hands on her hips
[22:40] Cristina: move up to where the zipper is
[22:40] Cristina: but you can't find it
[22:40] Cristina: crap
[22:40] Cristina: you fondle and fondle searching for it, but it's nowhere to be found
[22:40] Cristina: what do you do?
[22:40] Cristina: so you just kiss her
[22:41] Cristina: she pulls on your lips
[22:41] Cristina: like the way a bulldog fights a leash
[22:42] Cristina: then she gets the belt from your pants and pulls you in closer to her as she wraps it around your waist
[22:42] Cristina: and your tongue enters her mouth
[22:42] Cristina: and you're just like, against the wall, making out for a bit
[22:42] Cristina: her tongue slides into your mouth and vise versa, over and over again
[22:43] Cristina: you bite her left ear
[22:43] Cristina: then the right ear
[22:43] Cristina: and you still haven't got her out of the dress
[22:43] Cristina: so you think of the next best thing and just rev the dress up from the botom
[22:43] Cristina: holy crap!
[22:43] Cristina: guess what!
[22:43] Cristina: guess what, Tragedy!
[22:43] /\/\ I L A N: she has a headphones
[22:44] Cristina: NO1!!
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: what
[22:44] Cristina: SHE'S WEARING A CHASTITY BELT!!
[22:44] Cristina: sucks for you.
[22:44] Cristina: the end.
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: LOL
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: nice
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: okay im going to bed
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: thanks for that
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N:
[22:44] Cristina:
[22:44] Cristina: lol
[22:44] Cristina: can i post it
[22:44] Meebo Message: /\/\ I L A N is offline
Scene Two: Jemima, left alone, goes off and makes herself a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
FIN
the format takes form of conversations forming a frame, but I hope you enjoy it.
--
Scene One: Tragedy enters the (chat)room and ignites an exchange with the beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, jaw-dropping, amazing, and charismatic Jemima.
[22:18] /\/\ I L A N:
[22:19] Cristina: ;D
[22:19] Cristina: sexy beast, you
[22:19] /\/\ I L A N: ohhh yeahhhh
[22:20] Cristina: isn't it like... 3 in the morning over there
[22:20] /\/\ I L A N: yeah
[22:20] Cristina: o
[22:20] Cristina: so
[22:20] Cristina: you're looking for sum late night action
[22:20] /\/\ I L A N: yes
[22:21] Cristina: okay
[22:21] Cristina: who's hot?
[22:21] /\/\ I L A N: kirsten dunst
[22:22] Cristina: okay
[22:22] Cristina: imagine
[22:23] Cristina: that you're walking to an elevator
[22:23] Cristina: and the door closes
[22:23] Cristina: and you see kirsten dunst standing next to you
[22:23] Cristina: she happens to be going to the same floor as you
[22:23] Cristina: which happens to be the penthouse
[22:23] Cristina: but you're on the ground level
[22:23] Cristina: and it's just the two of you
[22:24] Cristina: all the doors on the other floors are locked so there's no way you'd be interrupted
[22:24] Cristina: so
[22:24] Cristina: she looks at you
[22:24] Cristina: and walks over and
[22:24] Cristina: slowly
[22:24] Cristina: unbuttons your pants
[22:24] Cristina: then unzips them
[22:24] /\/\ I L A N: oh god
[22:24] Cristina: and slides them off your legs
[22:25] Cristina: but your shoes are still on
[22:25] Cristina: so your pants stay on
[22:25] Cristina: but then
[22:25] Cristina: she slowly makes her way down
[22:25] Cristina: and takes your heart or rocket or smilie boxers or whatever you're wearing at the time
[22:26] Cristina: off
[22:26] Cristina: and then she takes out a knife in her pocket
[22:26] Cristina: and um
[22:26] Cristina: robs you
[22:26] /\/\ I L A N: lol i knew you were going to do that
[22:26] /\/\ I L A N: because ive done that to sixteen before
[22:26] Cristina: lol
[22:26] /\/\ I L A N: classic
[22:26] Cristina: was it good before I did that though
[22:26] /\/\ I L A N: yeah it was
[22:27] Cristina: i could've been more descriptive but I feel awful naughty writing it
[22:27] Cristina: okay okay
[22:27] /\/\ I L A N:
[22:27] Cristina: she doesn't take out a knife
[22:27] /\/\ I L A N: lololol
[22:27] Cristina: she takes out a flamethrower
[22:28] /\/\ I L A N: LOL
[22:28] Cristina: LOL
[22:28] Cristina: no no, listen
[22:29] Cristina: she says "boy, it's awfully cold in here"
[22:29] Cristina: "would you rather heat me up with this flamethrower or with some nice, long, hardcore, lovely, sweet, intense, kinky, euphoric sex??"
[22:29] /\/\ I L A N:
[22:29] Cristina: so what do you answeR?
[22:30] /\/\ I L A N: the second one
[22:30] Cristina: okay
[22:30] Cristina: she throws the flamethrower aside
[22:30] Cristina: your pants are still undone, btw
[22:30] Cristina: and then she moves close to you and starts touching the inside of your knees
[22:30] Cristina: working her way up
[22:30] Cristina: so
[22:30] Cristina: slowly
[22:30] Cristina: like
[22:31] Cristina: the way a caterpillar crawls on a leaf
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: dude gross
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: wtf
[22:31] Cristina: LOL
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: LOLOLOL
[22:31] Cristina: I mean, they crawl kinda slow, don't they?
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: yeah
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: but gross
[22:31] /\/\ I L A N: i dont want to think about caterpillars
[22:31] Cristina: LMAO
[22:32] Cristina: okay
[22:32] Cristina: um
[22:32] Cristina: the way an ice cube melts
[22:32] Cristina: and she traces little curves and swirls going up and up
[22:32] Cristina: until she reaches your inner thighs
[22:33] Cristina: and then she squeezes your butt
[22:33] Cristina: and then she slides the tip of her finger up the spine of your back
[22:33] Cristina: swiftly
[22:33] Cristina: like taylor swift
[22:34] Cristina: and then she takes the bottom of your shirt
[22:34] Cristina: oh wait, are you wearing button-up or a t-shirt?
[22:34] Cristina: t-shirt it is
[22:35] Cristina: so she takes the bottom of your shirt
[22:35] Cristina: and pulls it off
[22:35] Cristina: your muscles are bulging and she just wants it
[22:35] Cristina: and she starts caressing your neck
[22:36] Cristina: her lips, so soft
[22:36] Cristina: so warm
[22:36] Cristina: press against your ears
[22:36] Cristina: tongue on your cheek
[22:36] Cristina: on your chin
[22:36] Cristina: the nape of your neck
[22:37] Cristina: flowing to the collarbone
[22:37] Cristina: clutching your pecs
[22:37] Cristina: and then her wet tongue moves down the middle of your chest
[22:38] Cristina: to the spot above your really cool member
[22:38] /\/\ I L A N: LOL
[22:38] Cristina: she stops
[22:38] Cristina: and looks you in the eye and says "start taking off my clothes, idiot"
[22:38] Cristina: so you take off her dress
[22:39] Cristina: it's a crimson cocktail dress
[22:39] Cristina: strapless
[22:39] Cristina: she's got scarlet lipstick on
[22:39] Cristina: and her eyes are sultry with raw silver
[22:39] Cristina: the zipper in the back
[22:40] Cristina: you put your hands on her hips
[22:40] Cristina: move up to where the zipper is
[22:40] Cristina: but you can't find it
[22:40] Cristina: crap
[22:40] Cristina: you fondle and fondle searching for it, but it's nowhere to be found
[22:40] Cristina: what do you do?
[22:40] Cristina: so you just kiss her
[22:41] Cristina: she pulls on your lips
[22:41] Cristina: like the way a bulldog fights a leash
[22:42] Cristina: then she gets the belt from your pants and pulls you in closer to her as she wraps it around your waist
[22:42] Cristina: and your tongue enters her mouth
[22:42] Cristina: and you're just like, against the wall, making out for a bit
[22:42] Cristina: her tongue slides into your mouth and vise versa, over and over again
[22:43] Cristina: you bite her left ear
[22:43] Cristina: then the right ear
[22:43] Cristina: and you still haven't got her out of the dress
[22:43] Cristina: so you think of the next best thing and just rev the dress up from the botom
[22:43] Cristina: holy crap!
[22:43] Cristina: guess what!
[22:43] Cristina: guess what, Tragedy!
[22:43] /\/\ I L A N: she has a headphones
[22:44] Cristina: NO1!!
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: what
[22:44] Cristina: SHE'S WEARING A CHASTITY BELT!!
[22:44] Cristina: sucks for you.
[22:44] Cristina: the end.
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: LOL
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: nice
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: okay im going to bed
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N: thanks for that
[22:44] /\/\ I L A N:
[22:44] Cristina:
[22:44] Cristina: lol
[22:44] Cristina: can i post it
[22:44] Meebo Message: /\/\ I L A N is offline
Scene Two: Jemima, left alone, goes off and makes herself a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
FIN