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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on May 6, 2011 10:17:30 GMT -5
Greetings, fellow citizens of Dark Avenue, and welcome to the 667 Darkies Awards Show! It was with great pleasure that I was once again able to commit to organizing this grand gala. Thank you to those who have volunteered their time and talents to help make the ceremony the vast success it is sure to be. And thank you to the candidates, for all of you are greatly deserving of the awards for which you have been nominated. Without you, the voting polls would be as empty as the elevator shafts at 667 Dark Avenue.
Now, if you have all been given your complementary glass of parsley soda and plate of salmon puffs, then the time has come to present to you the 667 Darkies Awards of 2011…
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Post by Charles Vane on May 6, 2011 14:42:00 GMT -5
Consistency. Some members here have it. Some don't. The first award is for the member that is the most consistent, which means the nominees are of great variety. In the nominees, there are four lovely ladies, and Dante. They are all consistent in their own ways. But first, some of the members who didn't make it Tragedy - consistently horny Willis - consistently great BSam - consistently drunk colette - consistently beloved sixteen - consistently sheep blakegripling - consistently hacking Hermes - consistently dantey
And now Here are the real nominees Sherry Ann - consistently hard working Dante - consistently Snickety Tiago Squalor - consistently unique nominatissima - consistently something Emma Squalor - consistently kind And the winner is Wow, in a crazy twist of consistency, there are TWO winners. The most consistent members are SHERRY ANN and EMMA SQUALOR Congratulations, ladies.
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Post by Dante on May 6, 2011 15:37:52 GMT -5
Congratulations to our first two winners; being so consistent as you are, I don't expect you to get drunk with glory at this point, but I'm sure you must be pleased.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on May 6, 2011 15:55:38 GMT -5
Congratulations, Sherry Ann! Not only are you consistent, but also very thoughtful with your posts and comments. I always enjoy reading what you have to say in Fearsome Fiction. As for me, I am truly honored to be able to share this award with Sherry Ann; thank you so much, everyone. And great speech, Pandora! It is consistently Snickety from start to finish.
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Post by Hermes on May 6, 2011 16:21:10 GMT -5
Congratulations, Emma and Sherry Ann! You are both consistently great contributors.
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Post by Lady Whatever on May 6, 2011 16:35:12 GMT -5
Congratulations, ladies!
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Post by bryan on May 6, 2011 17:42:55 GMT -5
Congratulations to both of you!
And nice speech by the way, haha
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Post by BSam on May 6, 2011 18:03:52 GMT -5
I have a dream that one day this forum will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all members are created equal.” I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Menacing Miscellaneous the sons of banned members and the sons of moderators will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of The Burdensome Books, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that these five new member nominees will one day participate in a forum where they will not be judged by the color of their text but by the content of their posts. I have a dream today.
the nominees for best new member are csc nominatissima Leanora Crowe colette Bryan
and the winner is nominatissima You are really good at being new or whatever, and much more awesome than your ex-boyfriends new girlfriend. Congratulations and Mazel Tov
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Post by Christmas Chief on May 6, 2011 18:13:26 GMT -5
Thanks for the congratulations, everyone! And what an honor to share it with such a creative, kind, and consistent person.
Congratulations nominatissima! You're a great asset to the forum, and I hope you remain with us far into the future.
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Post by Lady Whatever on May 6, 2011 18:29:29 GMT -5
Why my word! I'd like to thank the Academy (Not Prufrock Prep), my lovely colleagues, my mommy, everyone who voted, and all of the other nominees. Thank you everyone, and please keep me until all the seas gang dry.
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Post by bryan on May 6, 2011 18:33:37 GMT -5
Congratulations nominatissima! You deserved it.
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Post by discosoup on May 6, 2011 18:38:14 GMT -5
Congrats all, so far. I have only been a member for a few days and so have yet to really interact with you, but still, congrats!
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on May 6, 2011 18:52:28 GMT -5
Thank you again for the congrats, y'all. ^^ And congratulations to YOU, nominatissima! You truly are an amazing new member, not to mention fellow Venture Bros. fan. It's been awesome having you be a part of our ever-growing community, and I hope you stay!! That was a wonderful speech, too, BSam. I love how you increased the suspense at the end with that scroll-down.
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Post by Christmas Chief on May 6, 2011 18:53:48 GMT -5
Members of 667 have been at various times described as notable, noxious, nonsensical, noble, nerve-wracking, and numerous. Despite this, certain members were singled out because they shone in another category—specifically, they were identified as notorious. There were three nominees for the Most Notorious award this year:
colette Dante Tiago Squalor
Alas, there can be just one winner (well, not technically, but in this case there's just one), and this year the award for Most Notorious goes to...
colette!*
*Please note that, when the poll results are officially revealed, it will appear Tiago has one more vote than colette. One of those votes was mistakenly cast, so in fact colette has one additional vote, and Tiago has one fewer.
Congratulations!
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Post by bryan on May 6, 2011 19:36:09 GMT -5
Congratulations, colette!
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