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Post by Trikip on Jun 22, 2012 11:11:12 GMT -5
Chapter 1
It was as though someone has pressed the fast forward button on the McCallister family. Brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, and uncles zoomed up the stairs, down the hall, into the kitchen, out of the bathroom, and every which way. If you didn't know better, you would think they were ants in search of food. But you know better. Just kidding, you don't know better but you will soon.
You see, the McCallister family was hosting their extended family until they went away on their Christmas vacation to Paris.
One person in the mess of people, however, was not like the others. A police officer stood at the bottom of the staircase, looking around for the owner of the house. The officer's name badge read "Tragedy." After asking many people, Officer Tragedy (OR WAS HE REALLY AN OFFICER?) finally found the homeowner, Mr. McCallister.
"Hey uh, so I hear you're going away on vacation! uuuuuu," said Tragedy. "It's Christmastime and we just want to make sure everyone is being careful with burglaries this time of year. By the way I'm not a burglar."
"Awesome, I'm not a burglar either!" said Mr. McCallister
"Shut up," said Tragedy.
All of a sudden, Mr. McCallister's oldest son BSam yelled from the balcony upstairs, "GERONIMO!" as he belly flopped onto his father.
"Let's get some pizza, dad!"
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Jun 22, 2012 11:18:53 GMT -5
Awesome idea. I loled at "But you know better. Just kidding, you don't know better but you will soon." Also what exactly does "uuuuu" mean? Is it an internet slang I might have actually missed out?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2012 22:11:01 GMT -5
Good start.
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Post by soufflé on Jun 23, 2012 22:37:43 GMT -5
this is quite entertaining.
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Post by Sixteen on Jul 27, 2012 10:01:09 GMT -5
Please get back to this.
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