Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 16:43:21 GMT -5
Easter Extravaganza
Created and Written by : Willis
Title by : Pandora
Executive Producers : Pandora, Bee, Anka
It was the night before Easter. Willis had invited all of his most powerful and influential friends over for a party at his mansion. He was inspired by the Christmas Craze that Tragedy had thrown a number of years earlier. It was the party that nobody ever forgot, except they all got kind of drunk so nobody remembers how it ended. Anyways, Willis had his servants prepare one of his mansions for the party. The wine cellar was stocked full. Willis put on his finest suit and waited for his guests to arrive.
The first to come was Tragedy. Tragedy was the world’s richest man. How he made his money was a mystery, although most suspect he inherited it all because his family was the richest family in the world and he never seemed to do any work. He spent his days traveling the world and flirting.
Next to arrive was Pandora. As the founder of the world’s most influential vegetarian non-profit, Pandora was an important advocate for social change. She was behind the movement that had recently made it illegal to eat meat in the United States. She spent her free time as a consultant for some popular teen television show. Willis brought his two close acquaintances into the lounge where they chatted politely, until the doorbell rang again.
Dante was at the door. Dante made a living ghostwriting Lemony Snicket books after the original author tragically died in a fire. He had turned them into the most popular book series in history. The mysteries they contained were so complex that message boards for the series would commonly crash due to the heavy traffic. Dante and Willis were fierce rivals, but they also had a mutual respect for each other and so they would attend each other’s parties as a show of said respect.
Right behind Dante was world famous dancer Anka. If there was ever a big event anywhere in the world that needed a dancer, Anka was always the first one to be asked. She had recently just returned from dancing at the Super Bowl Halftime show, which got higher ratings than the game. The two guests were escorted into the lounge, where they shared polite greetings with Tragedy and Pandora whom they were also acquaintances with. Willis went to the wine cellar to get them all some wine. He brought sugar and honey, as was customary to put in one’s wine.
Next to the party was BSam. After years of careful experimentation, BSam had developed the most delicious recipe for duck the world had ever seen, and was now raking in millions. In his spare time, he would enter beard competitions, which he routinely won. As the two acquaintances made small talk, they heard a friendly, funny voice. They looked up and saw world famous stand-up comedian, Bryan. Commonly referred to as the funniest person alive, Bryan was on a break from his busy schedule starring in a hilarious sitcom to make it to the party. The other guests started laughing in the lounge, just because Bryan was now in proximity.
More guests were still arriving, as Bee knocked on the door. Bee ran a successful bead business called “Bee’s beads.” Everybody was on board. She held a monopoly on the world’s beads, currently controlling roughly 80% of them. She also ran a side business known as ‘Bee’s bees,” where she kept bees and harvested the honey to that it mixed perfectly with wine. Oh yeah, she was also the Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Last to arrive was Willis’s sister, Rellim. She was the most popular bookmark maker in the entire world. Her bookmarks retailed for thousands of dollars, but nobody who was anybody was caught reading without one. I won’t tell you the secret of how she made them, but they were really fancy. Willis led his close acquaintance/sister into the lounge to meet with the rest of the guests.
The party began with board games. They played team Scattegories because that’s something you can actually do in person. The winning team won graciously, while the losing teams were both honorable in defeat because it’s only a game. Next they had a spelling bee. Pandora was Dr. Bailey because that’s something she did now since Dr. Bailey had retired. Willis lost on the first word, then everybody else went for several rounds, so Willis shut it down, saying it was time for dinner.
“Our dinner will be served by my Butler,” said Willis. In walked Trikip, with a big smile on his face and a ukulele.
“Did somebody say Safari!?” he said excitedly. Nobody had said safari. He slowly and sadly backed out of the room.
For dinner they had salad because thanks a potatoing bunch Pandora. After dinner they all went to the court yard, where they had a fun Easter Egg hunt. Everybody had a lot of fun. It was starting to get late, so Willis gathered them all around in the Billiard room.
“Thank you all for coming to my party. It’s so wonderful to have great acquaintances like you. I invited significantly more of you that showed up, but who knows. Maybe some of them will show up later But now, the night is just about done. The only thing left to do is read a story by Gordon Dioxide.” He took out the Gordon Dioxide book, which features 7 additional stories, and opened it. Suddenly, the lights went out, and a gun fired. There was a scream, and gasps, and other weird noises like probably a cat meowing and a trash can falling over. Then the lights came back on. Willis was on the floor, a shot through his heart. “Which one of you shot me?” he asked. Everybody looked around at each other suspiciously, but no one said a word. Tragedy broke the silence by saying “It’s a mystery.” The doorbell rang. Since Willis was basically dead, the guests ran to the door to answer it. Sherry Ann stood there, waiting for them.
“Did somebody say mystery?” she asked enthusiastically.
“How the potato did you hear that,” said Dante.
Created and Written by : Willis
Title by : Pandora
Executive Producers : Pandora, Bee, Anka
It was the night before Easter. Willis had invited all of his most powerful and influential friends over for a party at his mansion. He was inspired by the Christmas Craze that Tragedy had thrown a number of years earlier. It was the party that nobody ever forgot, except they all got kind of drunk so nobody remembers how it ended. Anyways, Willis had his servants prepare one of his mansions for the party. The wine cellar was stocked full. Willis put on his finest suit and waited for his guests to arrive.
The first to come was Tragedy. Tragedy was the world’s richest man. How he made his money was a mystery, although most suspect he inherited it all because his family was the richest family in the world and he never seemed to do any work. He spent his days traveling the world and flirting.
Next to arrive was Pandora. As the founder of the world’s most influential vegetarian non-profit, Pandora was an important advocate for social change. She was behind the movement that had recently made it illegal to eat meat in the United States. She spent her free time as a consultant for some popular teen television show. Willis brought his two close acquaintances into the lounge where they chatted politely, until the doorbell rang again.
Dante was at the door. Dante made a living ghostwriting Lemony Snicket books after the original author tragically died in a fire. He had turned them into the most popular book series in history. The mysteries they contained were so complex that message boards for the series would commonly crash due to the heavy traffic. Dante and Willis were fierce rivals, but they also had a mutual respect for each other and so they would attend each other’s parties as a show of said respect.
Right behind Dante was world famous dancer Anka. If there was ever a big event anywhere in the world that needed a dancer, Anka was always the first one to be asked. She had recently just returned from dancing at the Super Bowl Halftime show, which got higher ratings than the game. The two guests were escorted into the lounge, where they shared polite greetings with Tragedy and Pandora whom they were also acquaintances with. Willis went to the wine cellar to get them all some wine. He brought sugar and honey, as was customary to put in one’s wine.
Next to the party was BSam. After years of careful experimentation, BSam had developed the most delicious recipe for duck the world had ever seen, and was now raking in millions. In his spare time, he would enter beard competitions, which he routinely won. As the two acquaintances made small talk, they heard a friendly, funny voice. They looked up and saw world famous stand-up comedian, Bryan. Commonly referred to as the funniest person alive, Bryan was on a break from his busy schedule starring in a hilarious sitcom to make it to the party. The other guests started laughing in the lounge, just because Bryan was now in proximity.
More guests were still arriving, as Bee knocked on the door. Bee ran a successful bead business called “Bee’s beads.” Everybody was on board. She held a monopoly on the world’s beads, currently controlling roughly 80% of them. She also ran a side business known as ‘Bee’s bees,” where she kept bees and harvested the honey to that it mixed perfectly with wine. Oh yeah, she was also the Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Last to arrive was Willis’s sister, Rellim. She was the most popular bookmark maker in the entire world. Her bookmarks retailed for thousands of dollars, but nobody who was anybody was caught reading without one. I won’t tell you the secret of how she made them, but they were really fancy. Willis led his close acquaintance/sister into the lounge to meet with the rest of the guests.
The party began with board games. They played team Scattegories because that’s something you can actually do in person. The winning team won graciously, while the losing teams were both honorable in defeat because it’s only a game. Next they had a spelling bee. Pandora was Dr. Bailey because that’s something she did now since Dr. Bailey had retired. Willis lost on the first word, then everybody else went for several rounds, so Willis shut it down, saying it was time for dinner.
“Our dinner will be served by my Butler,” said Willis. In walked Trikip, with a big smile on his face and a ukulele.
“Did somebody say Safari!?” he said excitedly. Nobody had said safari. He slowly and sadly backed out of the room.
For dinner they had salad because thanks a potatoing bunch Pandora. After dinner they all went to the court yard, where they had a fun Easter Egg hunt. Everybody had a lot of fun. It was starting to get late, so Willis gathered them all around in the Billiard room.
“Thank you all for coming to my party. It’s so wonderful to have great acquaintances like you. I invited significantly more of you that showed up, but who knows. Maybe some of them will show up later But now, the night is just about done. The only thing left to do is read a story by Gordon Dioxide.” He took out the Gordon Dioxide book, which features 7 additional stories, and opened it. Suddenly, the lights went out, and a gun fired. There was a scream, and gasps, and other weird noises like probably a cat meowing and a trash can falling over. Then the lights came back on. Willis was on the floor, a shot through his heart. “Which one of you shot me?” he asked. Everybody looked around at each other suspiciously, but no one said a word. Tragedy broke the silence by saying “It’s a mystery.” The doorbell rang. Since Willis was basically dead, the guests ran to the door to answer it. Sherry Ann stood there, waiting for them.
“Did somebody say mystery?” she asked enthusiastically.
“How the potato did you hear that,” said Dante.