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Post by Charles Vane on Aug 14, 2013 17:14:03 GMT -5
sixteen and i already went over this, its cool
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Post by bandit on Aug 14, 2013 17:29:54 GMT -5
I want me to find out that my arrest was Linda's fault and then become a villain to HERMES.
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Post by Sixteen on Aug 14, 2013 18:40:54 GMT -5
Chapter Two: Exhausted
The gang had caught Sophie before she floated too far away. She was currently tied to a wing mirror of the limo like a large blue balloon, much to Linda’s chagrin. As if they weren’t conspicuous enough already, now they had to tow around a blueberry-shaped girl.
“We need to get closer to the building,” Linda said. “Willis, I think the room Bandit came out from was a garage. We could leave the limo there. Let’s go!” Willis drove around to the garage door. There were no buttons or switches anywhere nearby so they weren’t sure how to get inside. All they could see was a rope attached to a bell, but nobody dared to ring it.
“Don’t you have any disguises?” Pandora asked, looking under her seat cushion. “What did I tell you about snooping around the car?” Linda said exasperatedly. “We’re already missing two seats. We don’t need another accident.” “She’s right though,” Bee said. “You’re a spy. You should have plenty of disguises that we can use.” “Well yes,” Linda replied. “Of course I have disguises with me. You don’t get to be assigned missions like this without a disguise certificate.” Willis and Sherry Ann were whispering in the front of the limo while Linda rummaged through her disguise cabinet.
She spent the next ten minutes carefully attaching clasps and buckles to make sure it was all in order. Pandora and Bee wondered why someone would need so much training just to dress themselves up. They had each tried on about six outfits by the time Linda was ready. “Okay, everybody sit tight. I’ll handle this,” Linda said, fastening one more button. “Where’s Sherry Ann?” Just then, they heard the doorbell ring. Sherry Ann stood with her hand on the rope. “Oh for goodness sake,” Linda hissed. “Get back here!” Willis put his hand on her shoulder and winked at Sherry Ann, who pressed her cheek against the spyhole in the garage door.
“Who goes there?” a voice asked from inside. Sherry Ann cleared her throat. “Greetings, friend,” she said. “My name is Mike Tyson and I would like to enter your establishment.” “Holy salsa,” the guard said. “Becca! Come over here! It’s Mike Tyson!” His eye disappeared and another one replaced it. “Holy crap you’re right,” Becca said, looking at Sherry Ann’s tattoo which had been distorted enough by the glass to look like a real person. “That’s right, I am Mike Tyson and I would like to enter, please.” “Why are you talking so weird?” Becca asked. “Please ignore that. I am using a flowchart to conduct this conversation.” “Oh that makes sense. Come on in.” The door creaked open upwardly. Sherry Ann jumped out of the way and yelled for Willis, who pressed a neon green button on the steering wheel. The tailpipe expanded to five times its size and let out a burst of green flames. The limo shot forward, bowling over the two DANTE guards and landing them safely inside the garage.
“Nice job, guys,” Sophie said, swaying back and forth from the momentum. “Go team!” Pandora and Bee said, high-fiving. Linda clenched her fists at the gall of these rookies. If they kept acting so cavalierly someone was going to get hurt. “I insist that you refrain from using the gadgets without my permission. I am a trained agent and...” “Yeah, yeah,” Bee said, jumping out of the limo. “You’re a trained agent and we’re only here to observe. So let’s observe this exhaust pipe. Pretty awesome.”
“Please,” Linda said. “Step away from the pipe.” “Yeah, sure,” Bee said, poking her head inside. With a groan, the pipe began to return to its normal size. The sudden change in air pressure caused Bee to get sucked inside, caught in the pipe. Linda kicked it off the limo, allowing Bee to fall to the floor, only her feet visible from the outside. She tied Sophie’s tether to the top of Bee’s pipe and rolled her eyes at how ridiculous this mission was becoming.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 18:58:27 GMT -5
Great use of flowcharts and disguises.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 18:59:56 GMT -5
Go Team!
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Post by Christmas Chief on Aug 14, 2013 19:09:07 GMT -5
I like Linda's strong personality. Also, the image of Bee consumed by a pipe.
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Post by bandit on Aug 14, 2013 19:55:42 GMT -5
Will this story be staying true to the novel, or the original film? (I guess what I'm really asking is, is Pandora a bad egg or a bad nut?) (Note: This is under the assumption that Pandora = Veruca Salt.)
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Post by Charles Vane on Aug 14, 2013 19:56:53 GMT -5
THIS IS SO CUTE.
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Post by Charles Vane on Aug 14, 2013 19:57:30 GMT -5
Chapter Two: ExhaustedThe gang had caught Sophie before she floated too far away. She was currently tied to a wing mirror of the limo like a large blue balloon, much to Linda’s chagrin. As if they weren’t conspicuous enough already, now they had to tow around a blueberry-shaped girl. HILARIOUS
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Post by Charles Vane on Aug 14, 2013 19:58:26 GMT -5
“Please ignore that. I am using a flowchart to conduct this conversation.” I AM DYING.
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Post by Charles Vane on Aug 14, 2013 19:58:49 GMT -5
what outfits did bee and i try on? were they cute? i bet they were cute.
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Post by Charles Vane on Aug 14, 2013 19:59:20 GMT -5
excellent use of the mike tyson tattoo
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Post by Sixteen on Aug 15, 2013 8:41:54 GMT -5
Will this story be staying true to the novel, or the original film? (I guess what I'm really asking is, is Pandora a bad egg or a bad nut?) (Note: This is under the assumption that Pandora = Veruca Salt.) Pandora will be a mixture of egg and nut. They all end up the same way. what outfits did bee and i try on? were they cute? i bet they were cute. I originally had a list of them but ended up taking it out because I was getting carried away. Highlights included ninja with a tutu and an eyepatch, and sailor with a feather boa and cowboy hat.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Aug 15, 2013 10:48:54 GMT -5
AWESOME!
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Post by Charles Vane on Aug 15, 2013 11:15:17 GMT -5
what outfits did bee and i try on? were they cute? i bet they were cute. I originally had a list of them but ended up taking it out because I was getting carried away. Highlights included ninja with a tutu and an eyepatch, and sailor with a feather boa and cowboy hat. [/quote] cute!
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