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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 15, 2013 17:46:33 GMT -5
*November 20, 2013. Michelle is vlogging from Australia* Michelle: Hey guys! We've made it to Sydney! I'm at the beach right now, with Jordan and Hugo. I wanted to wait until I wasn't jet lagged anymore to make a video that wasn't pre-recorded. It's going to be 30C, which is 86F, today so that's why we're at the beach. I'm rocking the bikini and the belly button piercing 10 months post-partum. And yes, I've had a few Australian guys hit on me, even though my husband and baby are right there. Some guys are just so dense, aren't they? If it's any consolation to Michelle, I never hit on women with husbands or babies.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 15, 2013 22:27:41 GMT -5
*This is from Emma's ficverse*
Jerome: Why do you keep saying the word 'dad' at the end of every sentence?
Emma: Sorry, Dad! Do you want to know why I keep saying 'dad'? The truth?
Jerome: Because you missed your old man so much!
Emma: Exactly! it's because in my whole life, I mean for these past eight weeks, I was never able to ever say the word 'Dad'. Never. Not once! And a Dad is an irreplaceable person in a girl's life. Just imagine, someone's life without a Father. Never buying a Father's Day card, never sitting on their Father's lap, never being able to say, 'Hi, Dad', 'What's up, Dad?', 'Bye, Dad', 'Catch you later, Dad'. A baby's first words are always 'Dada', aren't they?
Jerome: So, let me see if I get this ... you missed being able to say 'Dad'?
Emma: Yeah. I really have, Dad.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Nov 16, 2013 21:00:38 GMT -5
michelle: Those guys who attempted to flirt with Michelle sure have some nerve, don't they? While I don't see Hugo as the violent type, something tells me he wouldn't let a scene like that go easily. Some guys are just so dense, aren't they? If it's any consolation to Michelle, I never hit on women with husbands or babies. I've always pictured you being that type of guy, but still, I commend you for it. And I love your Jerome and Emma outtake! I think I actually wrote a scene in one of my first fics, where Emma's first word was 'Dada', and Esmé got upset because it wasn't 'Mama'. xD What source inspired your outtake? I tried Googling, but nothing came up.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Nov 16, 2013 21:25:32 GMT -5
Michelle get hit on all the time, and she hates it. Just because she's blonde haired, has large hips, breasts, butt, and a tiny waist doesn't mean she's "easy". With the new Google+-Youtube comment integration, she's been getting ASCII art of boobs on her comments. Samantha: When I came out as pansexual to my parents when I was 18, I was surprised how much support I got from them. My parents gave me a hug and said that they love me for who I am, and that being pansexual doesn't change it. Now, I'm in a mixed-orientation marriage with my husband Micah. He's straight, but he loves me for who I am. ******* An old one, when Michelle was very pregnant with Jordan: *Michelle is singing a cover of "Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron & Wine.* User1: Beautiful. How long have you been listening to Iron & Wine? Michelle: user1 Since I was 16, when his first album came out. He is actually one of my influences. User2: Woah. You look like you're going to pop anytime soon. How far along are you? Michelle: @user2 37 weeks. Three weeks until Jordan is here. :-) User3: You look even more beautiful pregnant. Not that you were already beautiful before you were pregnant. Hugo: @user3 Yes, that's my wife. I can't wait to hold our son in my arms. User4: Big preggo boobies! And belly! MILF! User5: @user4 Lol, leave her alone. I know she's hot, but she's heavily pregnant. User6: Hipster scum breeding. I bet the spawn will come out having an addiction to Animal Collective bootlegs. Michelle: @user6 Shut up. Just because my baby will have better tastes in music than you doesn't mean you should say salsa about an innocent baby and the parents who made him. Hugo: @user6, you're such an ass. That is my beautiful wife carrying our beautiful baby boy. User7: Are you playing by ear? You're awesome at playing by ear. Michelle: @user7 Yes, I am playing by ear. Scotty: I remember this song at your wedding, during the processional. This is such a beautiful cover that you did. Michelle: The Amazing...Spider-Man! Thanks, cousin Scotty. ******* Michelle: When I was a junior and senior in high school, I would usually go to bed at around 10 pm, wake up at 1, went back to sleep at 3 am, and woke up again at 6. During those two hours I was up, I would usually either work on homework or meet up with my then-boyfriend, who had the same sleep schedule, sneak into a storage closet and do the dirty. Yes, we were careful. No, we never got caught.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 17, 2013 13:37:00 GMT -5
michelle: Those guys who attempted to flirt with Michelle sure have some nerve, don't they? While I don't see Hugo as the violent type, something tells me he wouldn't let a scene like that go easily. Some guys are just so dense, aren't they? If it's any consolation to Michelle, I never hit on women with husbands or babies. I've always pictured you being that type of guy, but still, I commend you for it. And I love your Jerome and Emma outtake! I think I actually wrote a scene in one of my first fics, where Emma's first word was 'Dada', and Esmé got upset because it wasn't 'Mama'. xD What source inspired your outtake? I tried Googling, but nothing came up. It was from the 1998 version of The Parent Trap.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Nov 18, 2013 15:43:56 GMT -5
michelle: I totally feel for Michelle. I've been hit on several times by guys who are nearly always weirdos. Once I was walking down the street, and out of nowhere some guy rushed up to me, and asked me for my phone number. I very politely told him I didn't think I knew him. He went on to say how I did, that he'd seen me at the grocery store and honked his horn at me on the street. The whole explanation made me feel that I was being stalked. When he asked if I was single, I lied and said no, hoping it would get rid of him. Thankfully, it did. It's cool that Samantha is pansexual, and how very fortunate for her to be surrounded by so many people who love and support her. On one of MTV's It Gets Better episodes, there was a girl who said that when she came out as pansexual to her mother, she said she'd never heard of pansexuality, and insisted it was just a phase. I thought that was a really horrible thing to say, especially to your own child, who's already worrying over what their parent's reaction will be. "Flightless Bird, American Mouth" is one of my favorite songs. It's funny that Michelle would do a cover - I once wrote an RP post, where Jerome sang it to Esmé. User6 was such an obnoxious jerk! I was really happy to see Hugo and Michelle tell him off. I like the idea of Michelle being involved with other boys, before she met Hugo. It's also a nice contrast between her and Willow. @seymour: I saw part of that movie some years ago, and liked it just as much as the original. I'll have to watch it all the way through, one of these days.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 18, 2013 16:13:00 GMT -5
If a taken girl gets hit on when she's alone, I guess it's kind of flattering. Especially if that person didn't know the girl was taken. But if she's with her significant other, then it becomes offensive because then you're implying that she's a massive magikarp.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 19, 2013 12:48:45 GMT -5
ASOUE meets My Immortal
*Duncan and Ebony Darkness D'ementia Raven Way are caught by Vice Principal Nero*
Nero: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MOTHERF-CKERS???
*Nero takes the kids to Mrs. Bass and Mr. Remora*
Nero: These two were having intercourse in the school parking lot!
Mrs. Bass: Why would you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?
Mr. Remora: How dare you?
Duncan: *shrieks* Because I love her!
*Ebony meets Klaus*
Klaus: My name is Klaus Baudelaire, but most people call me Vampire these days.
Ebony: Why?
Klaus: *giggles* Because I love the taste of human blood.
Ebony: Well, I'm a vampire.
Klaus: Really?
Ebony: *roars* YEAH!
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Nov 19, 2013 15:39:21 GMT -5
OMG YES. I read maybe two sentences of the My Immortal story, but stopped because of its tremendous level of awfulness. XD I loved Nero's reaction to Duncan and Ebony What's-Her-Face, and Klaus' extreme out-of-characterness.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Nov 19, 2013 16:04:35 GMT -5
*Adelaide is buttering her waffles* Meredith: Ew. You put too much butter on your waffles. Adelaide: Hey, I love butter on my waffles. Meredith: No wonder you're so fat. Willow: Meredith. Adelaide is still growing. She needs to eat. Adelaide: See, Meredith. Meredith: *scowls* Willow: You're growing, too, Meredith. Now eat your breakfast.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Nov 19, 2013 19:25:55 GMT -5
That was really mean of Meredith to tell Adelaide that she's fat. I do hope Meredith doesn't say things like that to her sister all the time. I'm glad Willow put a stop it, though.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Nov 22, 2013 8:16:04 GMT -5
Michelle: Hugo and I are going to an Arcade Fire show in August at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn. They have a dress code for the shows for this tour: black tie or costumes. They're trying to make it look like a masquerade party. Hugo's wearing what he wore to our wedding: highland dress. I'm wearing a black sparkly vintage cocktail dress and my mask that I ordered from Venice, Italy. It's black satin decorated with silver trim and silver rhinestones. It's going to be a date night, so we will need to arrange for a baby sitter. Ever since we became parents, we rarely had date nights. ******* Samantha: I'm usually a size 2 or 4, but sometimes, I fit into a size 0. And I hate it. There's a stigma attached with being as thin as me. The truth is, I'm naturally thin. My friend Michelle gets flack for naturally being a size 10. ******* Michelle: On my personal Facebook, I have it set so only mutual friends can add me. However, I have following enabled, so they can follow me.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Nov 22, 2013 19:07:15 GMT -5
Michelle and Hugo's costumes sound so cool...I especially like the sound of her mask. Was there an Arcade Fire concert that required attendees to come in black tie or costume?
It's shocking that Samantha and Michelle receive criticism for their sizes. People need to keep in mind that just because a girl is a size 0-4, it doesn't always mean they have a problem. And a size 10 is totally NOT fat.
That's very smart of Michelle have made her Facebook page relatively private. Particularly since she's a celebrity.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Nov 22, 2013 19:34:49 GMT -5
Michelle and Hugo's costumes sound so cool...I especially like the sound of her mask. Was there an Arcade Fire concert that required attendees to come in black tie or costume? It's shocking that Samantha and Michelle receive criticism for their sizes. People need to keep in mind that just because a girl is a size 0-4, it doesn't always mean they have a problem. And a size 10 is totally NOT fat. That's very smart of Michelle have made her Facebook page relatively private. Particularly since she's a celebrity. Their upcoming tour wants concert goers to dress up, but it's not required. For their album release shows, it was required.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 22, 2013 19:46:27 GMT -5
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