Why did the Baudelaires burn down the hotel?

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iminyourkitchen: Hello Jan 17, 2018 1:47:31 GMT -5
¿bear?: Welcome! Jan 17, 2018 23:11:35 GMT -5
Quisby: I can't like messages in the shoutbox and that upsets me Jan 17, 2018 23:32:55 GMT -5
Dr. Craigenstein: For me, it's massages in the shoutbox that upset me Jan 18, 2018 5:09:42 GMT -5
Dr. Craigenstein: Fortunately, there aren't any. Hi, ! Jan 18, 2018 5:10:15 GMT -5 *
pepper: @oscar.lindfors Jan 18, 2018 20:00:01 GMT -5
thathoboravioli: oy Jan 20, 2018 2:14:14 GMT -5
pepper: yes Jan 20, 2018 4:05:05 GMT -5
Cafe SalMONAlla: something unfortunate happened today but luckily as soon as i described it out loud i realised it was something i had to tell the old 667ers back home, even though i'm hardly here any more Jan 20, 2018 7:46:40 GMT -5
Cafe SalMONAlla: *throat clear* i broke my headphones Jan 20, 2018 7:46:56 GMT -5
Hermes: Ha! Jan 20, 2018 15:16:28 GMT -5
Hermes: I doubt many people will get that now, alas. Jan 20, 2018 15:16:47 GMT -5
iminyourkitchen: It’s good to see that they’re still active people on here. I used to lurk on this website 3ish years ago. Jan 20, 2018 16:38:37 GMT -5
Dr. Craigenstein: i get it Jan 20, 2018 22:33:20 GMT -5
Cafe SalMONAlla: glad a few of the old hands still appreciate this deep meaningful and very sophisticated discipline of humour Jan 20, 2018 23:39:48 GMT -5
Comet: I get it! Jan 21, 2018 15:43:18 GMT -5
Comet: It took some digging through old threads to get it completely, but that makes it all the more satisfying Jan 21, 2018 15:44:12 GMT -5
Mr. Cow-M-et: Lemona's satisfying headphones? Jan 21, 2018 16:01:51 GMT -5
Comet: It was satisfying to figure out the joke, but I guess the headphones themselves can't be that satisfying if they're broken. I'm pretty satisfied with the ones I currently have, though. They have a little AUX hole where the wire can be plugged in and out. Jan 21, 2018 17:22:02 GMT -5
Dr. Craigenstein: that sounds painful Jan 21, 2018 19:34:23 GMT -5