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Post by bandit on Nov 21, 2013 18:55:03 GMT -5
>Shout insult at MYSTERIOUS FIGURE>>You are just about to congratulate yourself for being so brave, but the figure comes closer and reveals itself to be none other than a good family friend, MR. POE. He is understandably angry. Do you: -Apologize and ask him what he wants -Throw a BOOK at him anyway -Run away, to avoid getting a lecture -Check INVENTORY
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Post by Rellim on Nov 21, 2013 19:49:42 GMT -5
can i offer him the several small lint balls?
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Post by bandit on Nov 21, 2013 19:57:17 GMT -5
>Offer MR. POE the small BALLS OF LINT>>A few bits of your offering get in MR. POE's face and he erupts into a horrid coughing fit. >>>If anything, he is more angry.
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Post by penne on Nov 21, 2013 20:00:04 GMT -5
Ask if my parents died in a fire.
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Post by bandit on Nov 21, 2013 20:12:08 GMT -5
>Ask if PARENTS perished in A FIRE THAT DESTROYED YOUR ENTIRE HOME>>MR. POE is so surprised to hear the question that he forgets his anger. He explains that, yes, your PARENTS perished in A FIRE THAT DESTROYED YOUR ENTIRE HOME. Do you: -Burst into tears and run away -Ask MR. POE to repeat himself, for he surely must be joking -Throw BOOK at MR. POE, now with a legitimate reason to do so -Check INVENTORY
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Post by penne on Nov 21, 2013 20:19:38 GMT -5
Stab him and take his lunch money.
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Post by bandit on Nov 21, 2013 20:24:25 GMT -5
>Stab MR. POE and take his LUNCH MONEY >>Request_Error_
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Post by Rellim on Nov 21, 2013 20:30:17 GMT -5
jump up and down while clapping and cheering
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Post by Teleram on Nov 22, 2013 0:40:58 GMT -5
tap dance on his face while singing "Kumbaya"
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Post by Isadora Is a Door on Nov 22, 2013 3:18:10 GMT -5
Ask him why he's such a douche
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Post by The Duchess on Nov 22, 2013 14:15:27 GMT -5
Eat candy
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Nov 22, 2013 15:13:20 GMT -5
eat balls of lint?
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Post by Charlie on Nov 24, 2013 0:29:30 GMT -5
Touch him inappropriately.
Also, this is wonderful. Good work Bandit!
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Post by Isadora Is a Door on Nov 25, 2013 2:27:26 GMT -5
YEAH WE RUINED IT
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Post by bandit on Nov 25, 2013 12:43:21 GMT -5
>Nonsensical command overload >>_Fatal_Error_ >>>Play again? -Yes -No
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