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Post by BSam on Feb 14, 2014 16:33:51 GMT -5
"Get Mitch or Die Trying"
this one.
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Nov 29, 2016 19:18:11 GMT -5
Steed, stirring Keanu Reefs and Sandler Bollocks: A young jockey must prevent a bomb strapped to a horse from exploding by keeping the steed galloping above 50 mp/h.
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Back From the Future: Marty McFly, a 60-year old man is having severe back problems, so he asks his close friend, the maverick scientist Doc Brown, to get him a new back... from the future. Doc says that's not how science works, and besides, he is only an imaginary friend--a figment of Marty's imagination--leaving Marty to face a bigger problem: Dementia.
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Night Club, based on the 1996 Chuck Nunchuck novel: A white-collar office worker forms a night club with soap maker Tyler Burden, and they are joined by other men who just want to let loose and dance the night away. But they're all embarrassed by their effeminate ambitions, so they make an important rule of never talking about Night Club.
"The first rule of Night Club is: You do not talk about Night Club. The second rule of Night Club is: You do not talk about Night Club; I can't stress this enough, guys. Like can you imagine your wives finding out about this?? Awk-warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd. Third rule of Night Club: Someone yells stop - it's hammer time."
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Apr 14, 2019 19:20:03 GMT -5
The Lady Varnishes (While travelling in continental Europe, a rich young playgirl realizes that an elderly lady seems to have never varnished her wooden stairs. Then she finds out why.) ______________________________
Bland Alibi (Georgie ends up accidentally killing his rival at work, and covers up the crime. When the police question him, he comes up with an alibi so bland, he just might get away with it...) ______________________________
Die Hard 6: Try Hard or Die Trying
Die Hard 7: Dry Hard or Try Dying
Die Hard 8: DIY Hard Tie-Dying ______________________________
Police Lobotomy (A group of good-hearted, but incompetent doctors operate on the town's police chief, but after their pranks go too far, the town is in trouble.) ______________________________
Police Appendectomy (Same thing but with an appendectomy.) ______________________________
Logjam! (The mayor of a small town is faced with a difficult problem involving sassy beavers, which might just get resolved if an old rock band called Logjam get back together for one more gig at the town's bicentennial festivities.)
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Aug 8, 2021 15:35:47 GMT -5
(Something I wrote in February of last year) TWO MOVIES
Scarf-Ace, starr. Cal Puccino A Cuban dandy comes to America and makes millions of dollars playing poker. Because he always wears a fashionable scarf and always has an ace up his figurative sleeve, he gains the nickname "Scarf-Ace". Da Da LandMia - an aspiring actress - serves dead rats to movie stars in between auditions, and Sebastian - a jazz accordionist - scrapes by playing in a local hospital's mortuary. But as success mounts, the two rakete rinnzekete rinnzekete rakete bee bee fümmsbö kwiee, primiti too taa. TWO BOOKS
Lord of the FilesA plane crashes on an uncharted island, stranding a group of accountants. At first, these bureaucrats celebrate the lack of supervision and attempt to forge a community based around equality and individual freedom. Soon, however, they revert to their old authoritarian ways: A savage society based around evaluations, forms, and bureau files. As conformity and boring paperwork begin to take over, the hope for adventure seems as far from reality as the hope of being rescued.
A classic novel about the thirst for order lurking beneath the supposedly free human spirit - "the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart." The Ketchup in the RyeHolden Caulfield, an emotionally stunted child of sixteen, wants nothing but ketchup on his rye bread. Warnings about his unhealthy diet by his own parents and other adults aren't heeded, and he writes them off as "phoneys". J. B. Smoove's novel of teenage angst and rebellion was originally intended for adults, but was quickly embraced by young ketchup-lovers everywhere.
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Post by Christmas Chief on Aug 20, 2021 15:17:56 GMT -5
Haha, Lord of the Files is great. Also enjoyed the take on Catcher in the Rye. I don't know the two movies well enough to get the references, but would definitely watch Scarf-Ace on its own merits.
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Aug 21, 2021 3:59:25 GMT -5
Thank you for the reply, Sherry Ann! Thought I'd dropped the ball on the last post when nobody responded. And I don't think you need to know anything about those movies to laugh at the pun of "scarface" here, or "La La Land" turned into dada.
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Terryverse
Aug 21, 2021 11:44:01 GMT -5
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Post by Christmas Chief on Aug 21, 2021 11:44:01 GMT -5
Thought I'd dropped the ball on the last post when nobody responded. When I saw the thread bumped, I thought someone had replied to an older work - didn’t realize til yesterday there was new content!
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Post by the panopticountolaf on Aug 22, 2021 6:42:50 GMT -5
I for one would read a full-length version of THE KETCHUP IN THE RYE.
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