Post by Isadora Is a Door on Apr 27, 2015 7:59:32 GMT -5
Original idea by Akbar Le Grey
So This issue is maybe a tiny bit shorter than the ones before it, but maybe not. Maybe nobody will notice because there are lots of pictures which makes it looks bigger. Maybe if i didn't mention it nobody would notice. But I am mentioning it. So there.
But the reason for that is because on Saturday 16th May there will be a Darkie special of the 667er. So, some of the regular features won't be in this issue, some will be in the special issue, some will be in both, some not at all, some maybe. There will also be some more of charlies interviews, so if you want to do that then get in contact with charlie.
But don't worry, there will still be a regular edition of the 667er in four weeks time. However, four weeks after that another thing will be happening. It will be 667's 13th anniversary, and for that there will be a special edition fo the 667er. I have some plans for that, and if anybody else has any ideas for speical things, then they could do that. But more about that next time.
on with the issue!
Editor – Mister M
Co-Editor – Anka Anwhistle M
Designer – Lemona Snicket
Art Editor – Terry Craig
Gawky Editor – Charlie Snicket
Thanks This Issue to : Anka Anwhistle M, Bee, Terry Craig, Lucas Denouement, Akbar Le Grey, Pandora, Sophie, Harry Styles, Charlie Snicket, Lemona Snicket
Sorry Sophie
Rant: bloody bus windows.
When one gets on a bus, as Mr Snicket tells us, one can choose an aisle seat, a middle seat or a window seat, all of which have different pros and cons. He claims that window seats have the advantage of giving one a view of the scenery, and the disadvantage of giving one a view of insects dying as they hit the glass. I consider it TVV's major shortcoming that never does he mention that one cannot lean on a bus window most of the time without getting one's brains shaken around. Admittedly, I have heard that not all types of buses do that, so maybe he has been lucky enough to not experience it. *grunts bitterly*
Anyway, what is with that? Seriously. I have caught many a bus in my life, and I usually try to get a window seat because I like to watch the scenery, but if I get tired or get a sore neck or just plain want to lean my head on the window because I can, my head gets jolted around. I can easily get a headache from that and it is NOT FUN (well, duh, Lemona). Apparently, the vibrations from the bus engine amplify the natural vibrations of the window or something along those lines. Of course, the whole bus vibrates a bit, including the floor and seats in my experience, which is, uh, actually pleasant (oi you, shhh). However, how I hate the vibrating windows. It's a sharp and malicious rattling. Humanity should be able to lean heads on bus windows without getting headaches, I say.
And now for something very unexpected and random that will probably never happen again
Anka and Mister M made muffins or cupcakes or something in between. Cuffins. Or mupcakes. They were chocolaty stuff with little chocolate things inside. They are quite easy to make, and they taste nice, and it's fun to make them, so we thought we would tell you how we did that here. With pictures.
The cooking instructions are probably random and not quite accurate. Also we decided to make 1 1/2 times as much as it said in the actual recipe, so the numbers are weird. If you decide to try and cook these, then good luck.
Mix Together 375 grams of flour, 2 ¼ teaspoons of baking powder, ¾ teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda, and 3 tablespoons of cocoa powder.
Then mix 120ml of oil, 450ml of buttermilk, and 1 egg, and add 150g of sugar
Mix the wet and dry ingredients together, and then you have a gloopy chocolate mixture.
Then add some chocolate chips (however many you want, but don't forget there is more chocolate going in later) and put the mixture into about 20 mupcake of cuffin things
PICTURE
Now the fun part.
Here there are lots of mini chocolates (from a box of heroes and a box of celebrations). Take a small chcoalte and palce one each inside each muffin. Maybe push them in a little bit but not much, because then they end up more in the middle. If you put Milky Way in, you need to put them insid instead of on top, because they are too light and raise with the rest of the muffin otherwise.
Put them in the oven for 30 minutes, and as they cook the mixture will rise up over them.
Some will volcano.
It's cool if at the end you don't know what is in each one, because then it's kind of random.
And now for something a little different
This month's spotlight is on girl group Miss A. Miss A is a group whose "purpose" is to represent the women of Asia (at least China and Korea), insofar as any kpop group has a purpose beyond being appealing enough to sell lots of albums and garnering commercial sponsorships (which, lesbi honest, they do not). Miss A is a group I have always (or at least since I found out they existed like a year ago lol) been invested in, and that's why even tho this month's song is like not prime, I'm still featuring it anyway. Fun fact: I have seen all of the members' legs described as breathtakingly amazing on different occasions which is maybe why their logo is a pair of legs idk.
The Members-
Min- Min is "officially" the nothing of Miss A, but in all reality she's the Main Vocalist, having the strongest voice, and if they had a leader it would be Min. Min is famous for having been in Korean Sesame Street for ages, and being a trainee idol for like 8 years, which is a crazy long time. She is a badarse never seen out of heels, and dances like a total pro.
Fei- Fei is the visual (designated prettiest member) of Miss A, and has earnt this title by being one of the most ridiculously beautiful people on this Earth. I know I just said Min was main vocalist, but Fei is the "official" Main Vocalist, which is all good with me because she can actually sing really well, even though she always gets these tiny weird sub-vocal roles in songs. Here is a video of Fei beating 4Minute's Hyuna in a fight
Jia- Jia is so amazing, and is my total fave in Miss A, even though they have like never Editor : This link doesn't work but i will try and fix that given her good hair ever, she is the designated lead dancer (bc she has wicked mad awesome dance skills), but is also (I know I just gave this title to Min and Fei), the Main Vocalist of Miss A, because she literally has every line in all their songs but this month's featured one, in which she has like one line (maybe why it wasn't as crash-hot as it may otherwise have been, more on that later). She is also, unofficially, the main rapper, and half of what I love about Miss A. Plus people keep saying she is ugly, but I swear to God, they are just stupid idiots.
Suzy- Suzy is officially the Rapper of Miss A (despite having never rapped ever), a title generally given to those group members who have no singing ability, and thus need to serve some purpose in the group. Surprisingly however, Suzy actually has a pretty great voice, and being the front and centre of this song, many have confused her for the Main Vocalist. There are two camps on Suzy, who shot to fame after her starring role in Dream High, those who love her and act like she is literal God, and talk salsa about the rest of Miss A, and those who hate her and villify her and talk constant salsa about her and just will not let up. I like Suzy, and given that she was 15 when their first song came out, and received like minimal training, I also think it's okay to accept that she is not a great dancer. She's not my favourite, sure, but I think she's still great!
And here it is - Only You
The Song-
So okay, first up, the English title given is "Only You", but when I plug the korean title into google translate what comes up is "do other men too", which sounds kinda like the opposite lol. But then also, like some of the lyrics are kinda sketchy like "I'm different from other women, I don't like banal love", which is so ugh, but hey it's kpop, which is generally pretty misogynistic/homophobic anyway :/. I don't even really love this song personally, I mean it's good but it's not a patch on their others tbh. But that's not the important part of the song. The important part is the fact that Jia actually has a freaking awesome haircut this comeback! Also important is the screaming! The screaming is first audible from 10 seconds in and lasts for 20 seconds, then pops up every time Fei sings. The company's offiicial line is that they are just sound effects, but fans have many theories as to the real cause of the screams. Some have suggested that the quarantine sign visible in the background of Jia's (awesome) part indicates the scream may be from a zombie apocalypse. Or perhaps Miss A is torturing peeping tom douchebag from the start of the video for being awf. Others put forward the idea that JYP (their producer), unable to insert his trademark "JYP whisper" has resorted to screaming in the background of his group's track. My personal theory is that they are the screams of fanboys who literally cannot take how amazingly incredibly attractive Fei is (omg tho).
The Video-
In my opinion this video is hilarious. Like okay we start off with the premise that we are a gross creeper who is perving on women in their apartment, which we just have to accept, and I guess isn't so forced as the premise of Sticky Sticky lol. And then we get like 30 seconds of Bae Suzy just drying her hair. Like a lot of her drying her hair. Her hair isn't even wet! omg and then Fei, Fei is like "hmm what should I wear, hmm this or this" and then just rips off her dressing gown to reveal she was dressed all along! Then Jia happens (omg). And Min is sitting with some guy that she just like up and leaves. On the topic of Min, some crazy stylist dressed her in a shirt with hands over the boobs. Kpop is all about flaunting assets, but like seriously stylist, we get it already. Also, I was disso we didn't get any scenes of Fei cooking, which earlier teasers promised, but it was still a fun-ish video.
Other assorted Kpop news
- Actual singers Mamamoo did an awesome collaboration with singer-songwriter Esna, where stupid Mamamoo fans were like "omg Esna is an ugly talentless pig get out", to which she replied with a total arse-kicking response. Good on you Esna!
- Exo had a comeback on the same day as Miss A, which I chose not to feature bc they have like 10 members, and I quote f(x) when I say "salsa, too many", bc srsly. But a solution has arrived! Last year two members of the previously 12 member group dropped out, and now it's looking like two more are leaving! I mean it's sad or something but then also, 8 is a way more manageable number than 10, lesbi honest.
- EXID who went viral last year with their total sexual innuendo song "Up and Down", have returned with a song apparently about government censorship or something, idk, but LE is so pretty omg.
- Dal Shabet released "Joker", which was plain and boring until Korean networks banned it because the way Dal Shabet pronounced Joker, was apparently a korean phrase meaning huge headphones. lol?
- Girls' Generation had their first comeback sans Jessica, but the most important part of this is Hyoyeon's new blue hair (omg).
- Orange Caramel's brother group Seventeen, whose debut had been postponed over three years ago, is set to debut May 2nd!!!!
- BTS, my fave boy group is also set to comeback really soon omg yay!
Interviews are coming up really soon, so please PM me if you wanna be a part of them
Also, winner of my Spooky Story Competition is Linda and Sam both! As winners they win this cool spooky banner!
Congratulations!
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KEEP IMAGINING THAT BANNER
CELEBRITY GOSSIP WHATEVER
By Pandora
Harry Styles' boot game is so strong.
That is all
Sophie stopped crying and turn over on her bed, and stared up at the ceiling of her room for a while. And then she had another idea for a poem. She went over to her bag and pulled the book out of her bag and began to write.
She had barely written a few lines when there was a knock on the door
“Sophie?” her father said. “Can I talk to you?”
Sophie didn't want to talk to anyone. “There is nothing to talk about,” she replied. “You better hurry. You'll be late.”
“We've fed your brother and put him to bed,” her father said. He was still trying to open the door, but Sophie was not going to open it. “We'll be back around midnight.” He gave up on opening the door and walked away.
Sophie looked around her room. Something was missing. It was a bear. “Fredy!” Someone had been in her room again. Sophie was really angry. She hated it when people went into her room. She really hated it.
She heard her brother crying. “I hate you!” she shouted as she stormed into the baby's room “I HATE YOU!”
She stood there and looked down at Lucas laying in the crib crying. She stood there for a few moments just looking at him angrily.
The sky had turned really dark now, and Sophie could hear loud thunder. And of course she could still hear the baby crying. She sighed.
“What do you want?” she asked, “Do you want a story? Huh?” She thought for a moment. “Once upon a time,” she started, “there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. The baby was a spoiled child. He wanted everything for himself, and the girl was practically a slave. But what no-one knew was that the king of 667 Dark Avenue fell in love with her and gave her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had been particularly cruel to her, she asked the goblins for help.
But the girl knew the king of the goblins would keep the baby in his castle forever and ever and turn it into a goblin, so she suffered in silence. Until one night, when she was tired from doing housework and hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother and she could no longer stand it.”
Lucas was still crying. “Oh, all right, all right,” Sophie said, annoyed, and picked him up “Knock it off. Come on."
She rocked him gently back and forth in her arms but it was no good 'Stop it. Stop it! I'll say the words... no, I mustn't. I mustn't say...”
Lucas just cried.
“I wish...,” Sophie said, “I wish!...I can bear it no longer,” Sophie said, “goblin king! Goblin king! Wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!”
The baby was still crying, it was no good “Oh, Lucas, stop it! I wish I did know what to say to make the goblins take you away.”
She placed the child back down int he cirb, and walked over to the door.
Lucas just didn't stop crying. “I wish the goblins would come take you away...right now.” She turned of the light and walked out of the room.
The crying stopped.
To Be Countinued...
To Be Added...
LIGHTNING BOLTS mageeES
I am in Kansas City leading the busy life of a socialite or something, so I'm not even going to pretend to pick a theme or have reasoning. This list is blatant favoritism, and you should all work to attain my favor.
Honorable Mention: @stuartthestudent he doesnt have fb again i guess so i forgot he existed but he would have been on the list if i didnt forget him until i already had everything else written down
10. Cafe SalMONAlla bc we talked on hangout and I know she exists and she seems to talk about as much as me which is a valuable thing.
9. BSam, who is not a sad, fat dragon with no friends.
8. bandit. We're buddies! Someday we'll be besties!
7. B.. Dammit the joke I had doesn't work when tagging her. ilu b.
6. soufflé bc Sophie.
5. Linda Rhaldeen bc hey girl hey . Vote Lindora 2015.
4. Rellim, I love talking to her when she isn't on New Zealand time. P.S., ~dicks~.
5. penne bc his time is limited lately so bonding time last night put him in the lead.
3. Charlie bc while being around hasn't made him a hot commodity (? Tragedy) (? Tragedy) (? Tragedy) (? Tragedy) (? Tragedy) (copyright mulan), unlike SOME OTHER PEOPLE WHO SUCK, I appreciate his a+ friendship so he gets to be ahead of li and fredy.
2. Me, because who do I love more than me? Not many people.
1. Only Harry Styles.
~If anybody wants to contribute something (whether positive or negative) then feel free to PM me or any other staff members with your ideas~
~Also, feel free to make Lemona irritated so she has something to rant about~
~Send Anka some advice questions~
~Who wants to be a guest artist? If you just shouted ‘ME ME ME’ Loudly at the screen then calm down, I can’t hear you. Instead I recommend that you PM concerning the guest artist slot~
~Who wants to be a guest writer? If you just shouted ‘PLEASE PICK ME, PLEASE!’ then hold your horses, you’re talking to a computer. Instead, why not PM concerning the guest writer slot~
~Make History! Then Linda can write about it~
~Does anybody want to be interviewed by Charlie? If so then PM him. The Next interviews will be in two weeks time~
~Come to the penthouse on the 10th of March~
~I need more random jokes! Jokes are funny and stuff, so joke.~
~In just over two weeks there will be a special Darkie Edition of the 667er. There will still be another regular edition four weeks from now as well.~
A RANDOM VIDEO
COOKING WITH MISTER M AND ANKA - EXTRA!
drive.google.com/file/d/0B8YortMKVswQUWYtd0ZDelRqQzg/view
A RANDOM SONG By Terry Craig
I forgot to ask terry to do this. Maybe he will give it to me when i post this in the staff thread, or if not i will just leave this so everybody knows there is a staff thread.
*some time later*
No, charlie came to the rescue and has this link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXvHQeG1Lu4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Thank you, supercharlie.
THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING
Well, mostly the darkies. There is a whole board for that. Look at it yourself.
By Charlie
"We are all unique, yet individuality is impossible. This is convenient as one can always find a like minded person who is different from every other person they have ever met in their own special way"
Next Time : the Darkies special.