Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Apr 29, 2015 21:21:34 GMT -5
I've been thinking about Les Avenuables and wanted to do something similar. Help me think of a cooler title for this. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm breaking a rule of 667 stories by making myself a main character, and my personality is different then Galinda's anyway, but the name is far too similar to Linda for me to picture anyone else as her.
PART ONE
PART TWO
PART THREE
PART FOUR
PART FIVE
PART SIX
PART SEVEN
PART EIGHT
PART NINE
PART TEN
PART ELEVEN
PART TWELVE
PART THIRTEEN
PART FOURTEEN
PART FIFTEEN
PART SIXTEEN
* * PART ONE * *
No One Mourns the Wicked
667ERS:
Good news!
She's banned!
The Witch of the West is banned!
The wickedest witch is not in heaven
The enemy of all of us at 667
Is banned! Good news! Good news!
Good news!
BRYAN:
Look, it's Linda!
(LINDA appears.)
DUCHESS:
Linda! Is it true that she's banned?
LINDA:
I know the forum's seen its share of speculation today...let me set the record straight. According to the timestamp, the banning occurred at 1:30 pm Eastern time; a direct result of a complaint made by Try-iiiiiina. Yes, the Wicked Witch of the West is banned!
667ERS:
No one mourns the wicked
No one cries they won't return
No one ever tells them that they're cool
Good members scorn the wicked
Through their lives the newbies learn
What we miss when we break the rules
LINDA:
And goodness knows
The wickeds' lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The wicked have no friends
It just shows when you're wicked
Your membership
Tends to end
667ERS:
Yes, goodness knows
The wickeds' lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The wicked have no fun
There's no likes for the wicked
Notifications
Never come.
MATTHEWMEMORIES:
Linda, why does wickedness happen?
LINDA:
That's a good question. Do people start wicked, or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? After all, she had a childhood...she had an e-father, who just happed to be the moderator of Menacing Miscellaneous.
(BSAM and BETSY enter.)
BSAM:
I'm off to the staff meeting, dear.
LINDA:
She had a mother, as so many do...
BSAM:
How I hate to go and leave you lonely
BETSY:
That's ok it's only for one night
BSAM:
But know that you're here, in my heart
While I'm out of your sight!
(BSAM exits. TYLER HOECHLIN enters the room.)
LINDA:
And like all e-families, they had their secrets.
TYLER HOECHLIN:
Have another drink, my lovely beauty
I've got one more night left here in town
So have another drink of this elixer
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another little swallow little lady,
And follow me down
LINDA:
And of course, from the moment she arrived she was... well... different.
(BETSY appears to be having a baby. SONGBIRD is attending)
SONGBIRD:
AHHH!! It's coming!
BSAM:
Now?
SONGBIRD:
I see a nose!
BSAM:
I see a curl!
SONGBIRD:
It's a healthy perfect lovely little...
(They scream.)
BETSY:
What's the matter?
SONGBIRD:
The baby's got claws and teeth like a werewolf!
(She shudders.)
BSAM:
Take it away... Take it away!!!!
LINDA:
So you see, it couldn't have been easy!
667ERS:
No one mourns the wicked
Now at last, she's banned and gone
Now at last there's joy throughout the board
And goodness knows
We know what goodness is
Goodness knows, Pandora died alone
Woe to those
Who spurn what goodnesses they are shown
No one mourns the wicked
No one mourns the wicked
No one mourns
The wicked
Wicked
Wicked!
LINDA:
Well, this has been fun! But now that The Craig is gone, I have lots of things to attend to. So, if there are no further questions...
LARII:
Linda, is it true you were her friend?
LINDA:
Well, um...yes.
(667ERS gasp)
LINDA:
That is, our paths did cross...but you must understand, it was a long time ago and we were both very young...
PART ONE
PART TWO
PART THREE
PART FOUR
PART FIVE
PART SIX
PART SEVEN
PART EIGHT
PART NINE
PART TEN
PART ELEVEN
PART TWELVE
PART THIRTEEN
PART FOURTEEN
PART FIFTEEN
PART SIXTEEN
* * PART ONE * *
No One Mourns the Wicked
667ERS:
Good news!
She's banned!
The Witch of the West is banned!
The wickedest witch is not in heaven
The enemy of all of us at 667
Is banned! Good news! Good news!
Good news!
BRYAN:
Look, it's Linda!
(LINDA appears.)
DUCHESS:
Linda! Is it true that she's banned?
LINDA:
I know the forum's seen its share of speculation today...let me set the record straight. According to the timestamp, the banning occurred at 1:30 pm Eastern time; a direct result of a complaint made by Try-iiiiiina. Yes, the Wicked Witch of the West is banned!
667ERS:
No one mourns the wicked
No one cries they won't return
No one ever tells them that they're cool
Good members scorn the wicked
Through their lives the newbies learn
What we miss when we break the rules
LINDA:
And goodness knows
The wickeds' lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The wicked have no friends
It just shows when you're wicked
Your membership
Tends to end
667ERS:
Yes, goodness knows
The wickeds' lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The wicked have no fun
There's no likes for the wicked
Notifications
Never come.
MATTHEWMEMORIES:
Linda, why does wickedness happen?
LINDA:
That's a good question. Do people start wicked, or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? After all, she had a childhood...she had an e-father, who just happed to be the moderator of Menacing Miscellaneous.
(BSAM and BETSY enter.)
BSAM:
I'm off to the staff meeting, dear.
LINDA:
She had a mother, as so many do...
BSAM:
How I hate to go and leave you lonely
BETSY:
That's ok it's only for one night
BSAM:
But know that you're here, in my heart
While I'm out of your sight!
(BSAM exits. TYLER HOECHLIN enters the room.)
LINDA:
And like all e-families, they had their secrets.
TYLER HOECHLIN:
Have another drink, my lovely beauty
I've got one more night left here in town
So have another drink of this elixer
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another little swallow little lady,
And follow me down
LINDA:
And of course, from the moment she arrived she was... well... different.
(BETSY appears to be having a baby. SONGBIRD is attending)
SONGBIRD:
AHHH!! It's coming!
BSAM:
Now?
SONGBIRD:
I see a nose!
BSAM:
I see a curl!
SONGBIRD:
It's a healthy perfect lovely little...
(They scream.)
BETSY:
What's the matter?
SONGBIRD:
The baby's got claws and teeth like a werewolf!
(She shudders.)
BSAM:
Take it away... Take it away!!!!
LINDA:
So you see, it couldn't have been easy!
667ERS:
No one mourns the wicked
Now at last, she's banned and gone
Now at last there's joy throughout the board
And goodness knows
We know what goodness is
Goodness knows, Pandora died alone
Woe to those
Who spurn what goodnesses they are shown
No one mourns the wicked
No one mourns the wicked
No one mourns
The wicked
Wicked
Wicked!
LINDA:
Well, this has been fun! But now that The Craig is gone, I have lots of things to attend to. So, if there are no further questions...
LARII:
Linda, is it true you were her friend?
LINDA:
Well, um...yes.
(667ERS gasp)
LINDA:
That is, our paths did cross...but you must understand, it was a long time ago and we were both very young...