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Post by Charlie on Jun 19, 2015 3:02:20 GMT -5
She'd always wanted a romantic candlelit dinner. As she sat in his dining room leafing through his collection of vintage Australiana she heard something "What?" she called out "Is duck okay?" "Sure, as long as it's vegan" Vboyer had never seen a man so beautiful. Luscious beard flowed down his chest. He was farmer's market hot. Rugged. Pure man. With a caring heart too. "Do you have anything to drink?" she heard him ask "Oh yeah, I brought some organic pear cider with me" Sam knew at that moment he had found the woman of his dreams. Cute. Bespectacled. Intelligently studying away at university. He and Vboyer were a match made in heaven.
They sat down to a feast of vegan organic gluten free duck. Looking straight into one another's eyes as they carved into the sumptuous beast. After 15 straight minutes of silent eye contact, they both ran to each other and passionately embraced.
And then they burnt to death bc Sam forgot to turn off the oven (but actually it was foul play bc jealous Bryan, unsatisfied with losing Sam to Vboyer had left a plate on the toaster like on orphan black last week. Unfortunately he didn't escape alive).
THE END
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Post by BSam on Jun 19, 2015 3:19:08 GMT -5
um
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Jun 19, 2015 5:55:01 GMT -5
meh, the title sounded like I was in this story, but now I'm not even being cooked because I'm not a vegan duck.
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Jun 19, 2015 6:16:20 GMT -5
Highlights: He was farmer's market hot. Set to become a common expression.
Looking straight into one another's eyes as they carved into the sumptuous beast. Lucky they didn't cut their fingers by mistake.
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Post by BSam on Jun 19, 2015 8:34:31 GMT -5
i don't even currently have a beard
moustaching it up
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Post by Isadora Is a Door on Jun 19, 2015 13:14:20 GMT -5
calr soyua r weird
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Post by Hermes on Jun 19, 2015 13:20:37 GMT -5
Are you having difficulty typing with your hooks, Fernald?
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Post by Isadora Is a Door on Jun 19, 2015 13:34:29 GMT -5
yed
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Jun 20, 2015 0:52:33 GMT -5
And then they burnt to death bc Sam forgot to turn off the oven (but actually it was foul play bc jealous Bryan, unsatisfied with losing Sam to Vboyer had left a plate on the toaster like on orphan black last week. I just reread and noticed this. I'm not caught up. THANKS MATE.
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Post by Charlie on Jun 20, 2015 1:30:55 GMT -5
Sorrrrry. It was like a minute detail that maybe didn't even matter or anything. No big tbh.
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Jun 20, 2015 1:38:28 GMT -5
Arson, pssh. No big.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Jun 20, 2015 10:15:03 GMT -5
Yeah I watched the episode in question and no arson actually took place, just a character who wanted to commit arson.
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Jun 20, 2015 10:18:26 GMT -5
a let-down for a snicket fan.
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Jun 20, 2015 10:25:48 GMT -5
yeah that was a letdown.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2015 20:01:47 GMT -5
xD What a lovely ending to an even better fic.
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