The ?4 Countdown... Counts On?
Sept 16, 2015 12:06:20 GMT -5
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Post by Dante on Sept 16, 2015 12:06:20 GMT -5
It has been nine years since the last ending to a Lemony Snicket series. But on the 29th of September 2015, the following book was sprung upon a world that was more unsuspecting than it believed:
The fourth question, "Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?", is the last of Lemony Snicket's All the Wrong Questions. Look out for it in the United States of America, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Also look out for it using different cover art according to your location.
1st September - 28 days to go...
Preview the account of the last question here.
Read Lemony Snicket’s ATWQ4: “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” on September 29th.
2nd September - 27 days to go...
You might ask, is this a quote from Lemony Snicket’s “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?”
But that’s the wrong question. Instead ask, where can I read the FREE preview?
(Hint: HERE.)
9th September - 20 days to go...
Only 20 more nights until Lemony Snicket’s “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?”.
Read it September 29th. Preview it here.
10 September - 19 days to go...
Dear Possible Comrades,
Are you alarmed by the sinister ongoings detailed in Mr. Snicket’s TOP SECRET reports (published publicly as All the Wrong Questions for your convenience)? Do you wish to prevent future mysteries from being too mysterious? Do you like root beer floats?
Then Lemony Snicket wants YOU to join the Association of Associates.
You might ask, how do I join? And if so, you already have.
ENTER HERE TO WIN AN EXCLUSIVE RECRUITMENT PACKAGE (U.S. ONLY).
Two winners will receive:
1) The above recruitment poster
2) A Dossier containing TOP SECRET information about the Association of Associates
3) A copy of ATWQ1:“Who Could The Be at This Hour?” to recruit your own recruit (or you)
4) Bragging rights
(Sweepstakes ends Monday at Midnight EST.)
HURRY! There are sinister plots that require interfering!
14th September - 15 days to go...
Kit Snicket
Occupations: Volunteer/Sibling
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Fearless, Intelligent, Stubborn
Principal Predicament: Jailed, while outside trouble and tea are brewing
Favorite Book: The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula LeGuin
Overheard Saying: "The rope will only hold the weight of one prowler, so I'll go alone."
Recently Seen: Clutching to the 12th-floor windowsill of a building, after the rope broke.
Before you read Lemony Snicket’s #ATWQ4: “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” associate yourself with your Associates.
15th September - 14 days to go...
Jacques Snicket
Occupations: Relative/Surveillor
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Unseen, Undetected, Nearby
Principal Predicament: Wondering if it's the right time to step in
Favorite Book: Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett
Overheard Saying: "_____________"
Recently Seen: No.
Reassociate yourself with your Associates. #ATWQ4 arrives 9.29.2015.
16th September - 13 days to go...
The #SnicketTour voters have spoken. Unfortunately for the citizens of Miami, Mr. Snicket will appear at Books & Books on Thursday October 1st.
Are you fortunate enough not to live in Florida? Snicket has the uncomfortable task of visiting several other towns while on tour for #ATWQ4. View all upcoming events here.
Is Snicket avoiding your city? Why? What are you hiding?
#ATWQ4 arrives in thirteen days.
Preview here. Own in 9.29.2015.
17th September - 12 days to go...
If you ask All the Wrong Questions, but know the right answers, stand with the Association of Associates! It may sound dramatic to say that you are our last hope for justice and peace, but the Association of Associates is dramatic by nature.
If you are the enemy, hello there. Do not click HERE and ENTER TO WIN an official Association of Associates recruitment package! (U.S. only.)
21st September - 8 days to go...
Moxie Mallahan
Occupations: Journalist/Archivist
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Forthright, Curious, Irrepressible
Principal Predicament: Practicing journalism in an ink-deprived town.
Favorite Book: The Portable Dorothy Parker
Overheard Saying: "What's the news?"
Recently Seen: Typing up recent reports of crucial events as they happen.
Reassociate yourself with your Associates. #ATWQ4 arrives 9.29.2015.
22nd September - 7 days to go...
Start investigating Lemony Snicket’s All the Wrong Questions 4: “Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” here.
23rd September - 6 days to go...
Ellington Feint
Occupations: Rogue Agent / Personne Fatale
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Sneaky, Lithe, Devoted
Principal Predicament: Attempting to alter villainous plot for her own possibly unvillainous purposes.
Favorite Book: Beneath the Underdog by Charles Mingus
Overheard Saying: "I will do anything and everything."
Recently Seen: Wearing a disguise in order to enter a forbidden building in order to snatch another disguise in order to enter another building equally if not more forbidden.
Reassociate yourself with Lemony Snicket’s Associates. #ATWQ4 arrives on Tuesday.
>~-
24th September - 5 days to go...
Lemony Snicket’s Association of Associates – or “Association of Associates” for short – is an independent branch of a larger, secret organization dedicated to investigating suspicious circumstances, interfering with sinister plots, and occasionally getting together to share meals and swap books (like these).
But we can’t do it alone!
ENTER TO WIN Lemony Snicket’s Association of Associates Recruitment Package #3! (US Only)
Two NEW winners will receive:
1) The above recruitment poster
2) A Dossier containing TOP SECRET Association of Associates information
3) A copy of ATWQ1:“Who Could The Be at This Hour?” for your recruit (or you)
4) The admiration and/or envy of your fellow Associates
(Sweepstakes ends Sunday at Midnight EST.)
Remember: You can count on us to count on you.
-~<
28th September - 1 day to go...
Train travel! Murder! Librarians! A Series Finale!
Lemony Snicket’s All the Wrong Questions 4: “Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” arrives tomorrow.
#o# >~-
29th September - TODAY.
#ATWQ4 arrives TODAY!
Before you fully investigate Lemony Snicket’s “Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” ask yourself these questions:
1. If a train is already speeding through the night, is it too late to get on board?
2. When everyone on the train is suspicious, how do you know who to follow?
3. “Murder!”
4. Wait, who said “murder”? Has everything become derailed?
This is the final book in Lemony Snicket’s bestselling series, All The Wrong Questions.
-~<
30th September
Desperate for answers about All the Wrong Questions and the final volume, “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?”
Ask Lemony Snicket on tumblr HERE.
Tune in on Monday, October 5th @ 3p ET | 12p PT for his replies.
>~-
8th October
Cleo Knight
Occupations: Chemist/Heiress
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Scientific, Determined, Elegant
Principal Predicament: Attempting to revive an enormous industry with a not-yet-completed formula.
Favorite Book: West with the Night by Beryl Markham
Overheard Saying: "Eureka! Now all I need are these extremely rare ingredients found only in a dangerous area at the dead of night. Don't wait up."
Recently Seen: Donning a diving helmet, rubber gloves, and snow shoes.
Associate yourself with Lemony Snicket’s Associate, Cleo Knight.
+ Create your own file with the Suspicious Character Builder.
-~<
12th October
Pecuchet "Pip" Bellerophon
Occupations: Steerer/Getaway
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Brave, Agile, Self-Educated
Principal Predicament: Father ill, low on gas.
Favorite Book: Danny, The Champion of the World by Roald Dahl, particularly Chapter 7
Overheard Saying: "This isn't a shortcut, but it is an unwatched route."
Recently Seen: Taking a reckless turn.
Bouvard "Squeak" Bellerophon
Occupations: Brakeman/Getaway
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Courageous, Reflexive, Self-Confident
Principal Predicament: Brake fluid low, father failing.
Favorite Book: Danny, The Champion of the World, by Roald Dahl, particularly Chapter 4
Overheard Saying: "It would be wise to slow down. Let's speed up."
Recently Seen: TPursued whilst in pursuit.
Associate yourself with Lemony Snicket's associates, Pip and Squeak.
+ Create your own Associate file with the Suspicious Character Builder.
>~-
13th October
Lemony Snicket’s sleuthing tips are restricted to his Associates and not the general public. If you are reading this, he considers you an Associate.
-~<
15th October
Jake Hix
Occupations: Chef/Gourmand
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Loyal, Improvisatory, Able
Principal Predicament: Running a delicious business in a town indifferent to taste.
Favorite Book: The Physiology of Taste by Brillat-Savarin
Overheard Saying: "Sit down and tell me all about it and I'll make you a grilled chevré sandwich."
Recently Seen: Worrying about his sweetheart whilst simmering a risotto.
Associate yourself with Lemony Snicket’s Associate, Jake Hix.
+ Build your own alias with Snicket’s Suspicious Character Builder.
>~-
16th October
Lemony Snicket’s sleuthing tips are for his Associates and authorized personnel only. If you are another kind of personnel, please keep scrolling to avoid seeing the secret information posted above for your convenience.
-~<
22nd October
Lemony Snicket's tips are restricted to his Associates and those who can read. If you cannot read, please stop reading this tip.
>~-
2nd November
Ornette Lost
Occupations: Sculptor/Journeyperson/Firefighter
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Creative, Fierce, Nimble
Principal Predicament: Signalling associates before a villain can decode her sculpted message.
Favorite Book: A Thousand Cranes by Yasunari Kawabata
Overheard Saying: "I think you dropped this."
Recently Seen: Passing a man a small paper statue of a woman who is lurking just across the street holding a map and a dagger, also made of paper.
Associate yourself with Lemony Snicket’s Associate, Ornette Lost.
+ Build your own alias with Snicket’s Suspicious Character Builder.
>~-
4th November
Please help keep Lemony Snicket’s sleuthing tips secret by circulating them only among Associates or other people.
-~<
11th November
NOTE: Lemony Snicket’s tips are top secret and exclusively available to Associates and users of the World Wide Web.
If you are a waiter, please count while you wait. Non-waiters are forbidden if they plan on spoiling the broth.
The fourth question, "Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?", is the last of Lemony Snicket's All the Wrong Questions. Look out for it in the United States of America, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Also look out for it using different cover art according to your location.
COUNTDOWN
#o# #o# #o#
1st September - 28 days to go...
Preview the account of the last question here.
Read Lemony Snicket’s ATWQ4: “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” on September 29th.
>~-
2nd September - 27 days to go...
You might ask, is this a quote from Lemony Snicket’s “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?”
But that’s the wrong question. Instead ask, where can I read the FREE preview?
(Hint: HERE.)
-~<
9th September - 20 days to go...
Only 20 more nights until Lemony Snicket’s “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?”.
Read it September 29th. Preview it here.
>~-
10 September - 19 days to go...
Dear Possible Comrades,
Are you alarmed by the sinister ongoings detailed in Mr. Snicket’s TOP SECRET reports (published publicly as All the Wrong Questions for your convenience)? Do you wish to prevent future mysteries from being too mysterious? Do you like root beer floats?
Then Lemony Snicket wants YOU to join the Association of Associates.
You might ask, how do I join? And if so, you already have.
ENTER HERE TO WIN AN EXCLUSIVE RECRUITMENT PACKAGE (U.S. ONLY).
Two winners will receive:
1) The above recruitment poster
2) A Dossier containing TOP SECRET information about the Association of Associates
3) A copy of ATWQ1:“Who Could The Be at This Hour?” to recruit your own recruit (or you)
4) Bragging rights
(Sweepstakes ends Monday at Midnight EST.)
HURRY! There are sinister plots that require interfering!
-~<
14th September - 15 days to go...
Kit Snicket
Occupations: Volunteer/Sibling
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Fearless, Intelligent, Stubborn
Principal Predicament: Jailed, while outside trouble and tea are brewing
Favorite Book: The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula LeGuin
Overheard Saying: "The rope will only hold the weight of one prowler, so I'll go alone."
Recently Seen: Clutching to the 12th-floor windowsill of a building, after the rope broke.
Before you read Lemony Snicket’s #ATWQ4: “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” associate yourself with your Associates.
>~-
15th September - 14 days to go...
Jacques Snicket
Occupations: Relative/Surveillor
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Unseen, Undetected, Nearby
Principal Predicament: Wondering if it's the right time to step in
Favorite Book: Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett
Overheard Saying: "_____________"
Recently Seen: No.
Reassociate yourself with your Associates. #ATWQ4 arrives 9.29.2015.
-~<
16th September - 13 days to go...
The #SnicketTour voters have spoken. Unfortunately for the citizens of Miami, Mr. Snicket will appear at Books & Books on Thursday October 1st.
Are you fortunate enough not to live in Florida? Snicket has the uncomfortable task of visiting several other towns while on tour for #ATWQ4. View all upcoming events here.
Is Snicket avoiding your city? Why? What are you hiding?
#o#
#ATWQ4 arrives in thirteen days.
Preview here. Own in 9.29.2015.
>~-
17th September - 12 days to go...
If you ask All the Wrong Questions, but know the right answers, stand with the Association of Associates! It may sound dramatic to say that you are our last hope for justice and peace, but the Association of Associates is dramatic by nature.
If you are the enemy, hello there. Do not click HERE and ENTER TO WIN an official Association of Associates recruitment package! (U.S. only.)
-~<
21st September - 8 days to go...
Moxie Mallahan
Occupations: Journalist/Archivist
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Forthright, Curious, Irrepressible
Principal Predicament: Practicing journalism in an ink-deprived town.
Favorite Book: The Portable Dorothy Parker
Overheard Saying: "What's the news?"
Recently Seen: Typing up recent reports of crucial events as they happen.
Reassociate yourself with your Associates. #ATWQ4 arrives 9.29.2015.
>~-
22nd September - 7 days to go...
Start investigating Lemony Snicket’s All the Wrong Questions 4: “Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” here.
-~<
23rd September - 6 days to go...
Ellington Feint
Occupations: Rogue Agent / Personne Fatale
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Sneaky, Lithe, Devoted
Principal Predicament: Attempting to alter villainous plot for her own possibly unvillainous purposes.
Favorite Book: Beneath the Underdog by Charles Mingus
Overheard Saying: "I will do anything and everything."
Recently Seen: Wearing a disguise in order to enter a forbidden building in order to snatch another disguise in order to enter another building equally if not more forbidden.
Reassociate yourself with Lemony Snicket’s Associates. #ATWQ4 arrives on Tuesday.
>~-
24th September - 5 days to go...
Lemony Snicket’s Association of Associates – or “Association of Associates” for short – is an independent branch of a larger, secret organization dedicated to investigating suspicious circumstances, interfering with sinister plots, and occasionally getting together to share meals and swap books (like these).
But we can’t do it alone!
ENTER TO WIN Lemony Snicket’s Association of Associates Recruitment Package #3! (US Only)
Two NEW winners will receive:
1) The above recruitment poster
2) A Dossier containing TOP SECRET Association of Associates information
3) A copy of ATWQ1:“Who Could The Be at This Hour?” for your recruit (or you)
4) The admiration and/or envy of your fellow Associates
(Sweepstakes ends Sunday at Midnight EST.)
Remember: You can count on us to count on you.
-~<
28th September - 1 day to go...
Train travel! Murder! Librarians! A Series Finale!
Lemony Snicket’s All the Wrong Questions 4: “Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” arrives tomorrow.
#o# >~-
29th September - TODAY.
#ATWQ4 arrives TODAY!
Before you fully investigate Lemony Snicket’s “Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” ask yourself these questions:
1. If a train is already speeding through the night, is it too late to get on board?
2. When everyone on the train is suspicious, how do you know who to follow?
3. “Murder!”
4. Wait, who said “murder”? Has everything become derailed?
This is the final book in Lemony Snicket’s bestselling series, All The Wrong Questions.
-~<
30th September
Desperate for answers about All the Wrong Questions and the final volume, “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?”
Ask Lemony Snicket on tumblr HERE.
Tune in on Monday, October 5th @ 3p ET | 12p PT for his replies.
>~-
8th October
Cleo Knight
Occupations: Chemist/Heiress
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Scientific, Determined, Elegant
Principal Predicament: Attempting to revive an enormous industry with a not-yet-completed formula.
Favorite Book: West with the Night by Beryl Markham
Overheard Saying: "Eureka! Now all I need are these extremely rare ingredients found only in a dangerous area at the dead of night. Don't wait up."
Recently Seen: Donning a diving helmet, rubber gloves, and snow shoes.
Associate yourself with Lemony Snicket’s Associate, Cleo Knight.
+ Create your own file with the Suspicious Character Builder.
-~<
12th October
Pecuchet "Pip" Bellerophon
Occupations: Steerer/Getaway
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Brave, Agile, Self-Educated
Principal Predicament: Father ill, low on gas.
Favorite Book: Danny, The Champion of the World by Roald Dahl, particularly Chapter 7
Overheard Saying: "This isn't a shortcut, but it is an unwatched route."
Recently Seen: Taking a reckless turn.
Bouvard "Squeak" Bellerophon
Occupations: Brakeman/Getaway
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Courageous, Reflexive, Self-Confident
Principal Predicament: Brake fluid low, father failing.
Favorite Book: Danny, The Champion of the World, by Roald Dahl, particularly Chapter 4
Overheard Saying: "It would be wise to slow down. Let's speed up."
Recently Seen: TPursued whilst in pursuit.
Associate yourself with Lemony Snicket's associates, Pip and Squeak.
+ Create your own Associate file with the Suspicious Character Builder.
>~-
13th October
Lemony Snicket’s sleuthing tips are restricted to his Associates and not the general public. If you are reading this, he considers you an Associate.
-~<
15th October
Jake Hix
Occupations: Chef/Gourmand
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Loyal, Improvisatory, Able
Principal Predicament: Running a delicious business in a town indifferent to taste.
Favorite Book: The Physiology of Taste by Brillat-Savarin
Overheard Saying: "Sit down and tell me all about it and I'll make you a grilled chevré sandwich."
Recently Seen: Worrying about his sweetheart whilst simmering a risotto.
Associate yourself with Lemony Snicket’s Associate, Jake Hix.
+ Build your own alias with Snicket’s Suspicious Character Builder.
>~-
16th October
Lemony Snicket’s sleuthing tips are for his Associates and authorized personnel only. If you are another kind of personnel, please keep scrolling to avoid seeing the secret information posted above for your convenience.
-~<
22nd October
Lemony Snicket's tips are restricted to his Associates and those who can read. If you cannot read, please stop reading this tip.
>~-
2nd November
Ornette Lost
Occupations: Sculptor/Journeyperson/Firefighter
Commonly Applied Descriptives: Creative, Fierce, Nimble
Principal Predicament: Signalling associates before a villain can decode her sculpted message.
Favorite Book: A Thousand Cranes by Yasunari Kawabata
Overheard Saying: "I think you dropped this."
Recently Seen: Passing a man a small paper statue of a woman who is lurking just across the street holding a map and a dagger, also made of paper.
Associate yourself with Lemony Snicket’s Associate, Ornette Lost.
+ Build your own alias with Snicket’s Suspicious Character Builder.
>~-
4th November
Please help keep Lemony Snicket’s sleuthing tips secret by circulating them only among Associates or other people.
-~<
11th November
NOTE: Lemony Snicket’s tips are top secret and exclusively available to Associates and users of the World Wide Web.
-~< #o# >~-
If you are a waiter, please count while you wait. Non-waiters are forbidden if they plan on spoiling the broth.