Post by Dante on Dec 8, 2015 8:05:14 GMT -5
The Stain'd Myth Murders are three additional reports containing three supplementary questions to Lemony Snicket's All The Wrong Questions, documenting the young Mr. Snicket's hitherto-undocumented investigations into a series of impossible crimes committed in the former seaside town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea. To avoid confusion, these additional reports are codenamed ?a, ?b, and ?g. The final report reportedly contradicts Lemony Snicket's final report. Be aware.
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"What Are You Doing Here?"
Read ?a here.
Before you consider reading the first of THE STAIN’D MYTH MURDERS, three supplementary questions to Lemony Snicket’s ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS, ask yourself these questions:
1. Do you enjoy reading murder mysteries?
[ ] Yes.
[ ] What else would I be doing here?
2. What about myths?
[ ] Yes, they’re just stories.
[ ] No, they’re just stories.
3. Do you agree or disagree that murderers can’t walk through walls?
[ ] What kind of question is that?
[ ] Do you know something I don’t?
4. What do you call a murderer?
[ ] Inhuman.
[ ] A beast.
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"Why Do You Ask?"
Read ?b here.
Before you risk reading the second of THE STAIN’D MYTH MURDERS, three supplementary questions to Lemony Snicket’s ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS, ask yourself these questions:
1. Why do you enjoy reading murder mysteries?
[ ] I like solving puzzles.
[ ] Well, I prefer justice.
2. Do crimes take place in ordinary places, or extraordinary ones?
[ ] There’s no such thing as ordinary.
[ ] Crimes can happen anywhere.
3. Would you believe in an invisible man or woman?
[ ] An invisible man.
[ ] An invisible woman.
4. Do you agree or disagree that murder is always wrong?
[ ] I would prefer not to answer that question.
[ ] Is anything ever right?
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"Was That Real?"
Read ?g here.
Before you stop reading the third of THE STAIN’D MYTH MURDERS, three supplementary questions to Lemony Snicket’s ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS, ask yourself these questions:
1. Should you enjoy reading murder mysteries?
[ ] …
[ ] …
2. What kind of monster are you?
[ ] …
[ ] …
3. Why are you no longer answering my questions?
[ ]
[ ]
4. Am I the only one left?
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