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Post by soufflé on Dec 29, 2015 13:02:43 GMT -5
Do you know the fredy pen The fredy pen The fredy pen Do you know the fredy pen That lives in a small village collecting stray book pages to read
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Dec 30, 2015 0:48:59 GMT -5
There was a young woman Known by me and you She had so many crushes She didn't know what to do So she wrote them all letters They said who could this be? And she coyly replied I'm LSWannaBe
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Dec 30, 2015 0:58:30 GMT -5
Pepper pepper mincer mincer Had a wife and couldn't keep her Because he's like 13 and that's illegal
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Dec 30, 2015 1:01:15 GMT -5
Beautiful. More please. An anthology should happen.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Dec 30, 2015 1:01:59 GMT -5
Pandora could eat no meat And Bear ate nothing else So when they had a meetup They cleared out all the shelves
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Post by Charlie on Dec 30, 2015 11:02:02 GMT -5
No offense Sophie, but were you trained from birth to be perfect bc u super are and everything you do is both cool and awesome
(also Linda I literally had no idea you were a good poet wowowow, these are spleeeeeendid)
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Dec 30, 2015 11:05:44 GMT -5
Given Linda's songwriting prowess it's not surprising imo. Pandora could eat no meat And Bear ate nothing else So when they had a meetup They cleared out all the shelves Remembering a picture of them having milkshakes, I am now headcannoning bear having ordered that bacon shake thing.
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Post by soufflé on Dec 30, 2015 13:05:23 GMT -5
Charlie you're so sweet I love youuu so here's a poem
Ring around the Charlie A pocket full of barley Rye bread! Happiness!!! We all hug him because he's great
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Post by soufflé on Dec 30, 2015 13:10:50 GMT -5
Old father Hermes went to the library To get Dante a book But when he got there the shelves were bare Cuz the punk ass book jockey is a crook
...like Nixon
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Post by Reba on Dec 30, 2015 15:08:08 GMT -5
There was an old Hermes who lived in a shoe With so many 667ers, he didn't know what to do He taught them philosophy, but they wouldn't pay attention So he unliked their posts and gave them detention
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Post by soufflé on Dec 30, 2015 23:30:50 GMT -5
Bear Bandit hot Bear Bandit cold Bear Bandit in the spot Twelve years old
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 14:54:31 GMT -5
this is the best thread ever
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Post by penne on Dec 31, 2015 15:00:35 GMT -5
don't know any of these nursery rhymes which makes this thread considerably less funny/enjoyable, nice job tho i can tell they're good
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Post by soufflé on Dec 31, 2015 16:06:16 GMT -5
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Post by Reba on Dec 31, 2015 17:04:35 GMT -5
i haven't heard a lot of those actually, like "ride a cock horse" hmm
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