Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Mar 6, 2016 13:27:37 GMT -5
Imagine you are a villain. I'm not sure what made you one; create a fake (or real) back story and, if so inclined, include it in your villain song, as well as your villainous goals, your plans for achieving those goals, or antthing else you feel is relevant to others understanding you as a villain. Music not your thing? Write a monologue instead. Post them here, best entry gets a prize from me.
I will send a fully-armed battalion to remind you of my love.
Sucka MCs can't f**k with me Cuz I ruin their campsite, stomp their tents in the dirt Why don't you come to dinner, eat a duck with me As long as you know that you will be the dessert I'm a bear and I'm wiggity wack I'll ice ya punks out with my ten inch gat Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow
You can think I'm late But villains don't have clocks This may be just fate Although I don't have dreadlocks.
Linda is a good person although she hacks people Abused of her G-powers: I told to the sheeple. She didn't wait for me to give this award Now she'll suffer my wrath as reward.
I'm going to steal Epopine's prize Because I'm a villain and I don't like rice Lemona hated me because of that reason And now she ignores my "hola"s... what a treason!
Baby Bear Bandit Banana got mad with me recently And since that happened he keeps on correcting me I hope he don't try to correct the grammar of this song Because it's literature and literature is never wrong.