A transcribed list of the book's table of dis-contents (due to low visual quality, some page numbers are guesses):
Introduction by Neil Patrick Harris (Page 6)
The Incomplete History of A Series of Unfortunate Events (Page 8)
Chapter 1 - Volunteers and VillainsThe Curious Casting (Page 18)
The Bothersome Books (Page 21)
THE BAUDELAIRE ORPHANS (page 22)
Sunny: The Biting Chef (page 23)
Violet: The Inventor (Page 25)
Violet’s Fantastic Devices (Page 26)
Klaus: The Researcher (Page 30)
Who is Lemony Snicket? (Page 32)
The Dismal Dedications (Page 34)
The Baudelaire Parents (Page 37)
The Quagmires (Page 38)
Aunt Josephine (Page 40)
Uncle Monty (Page 41)
Larry, Gustav, and Jacquelyn (Page 42)
Kit Snicket (Page 43)
Jacques Snicket (Page 44)
Olivia Caliban/Madame Lulu (Page 45)
Secret Underground Tunnel Navigation (Page 46)
Count Olaf (Page 48)
Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor (page 52)
Carmelita Spats (Page 53)
Dr Orwell (Page 54)
The Sinister Duo (Page 55)
The Weary Writers (Page 56)
Count Olaf’s Acting Troupe (Page 58)
The Sinister Songs (Page 64)
Mr and Mrs Poe (Page 66)
Justice Strauss (Page 67)
Unaffiliated and Entirely Unhelpful (Page 68)
Chapter 2 - Disguises and DeceptionsClandestine Cosmeticians and Formidable Fashionistas (Page 74)
Transforming a Beloved Actor into a Wicked Villain (Page 80)
How to Hide a Unibrow (Page 84)
The Many Faces of Barry Sonnenfeld (Page 88)
How to Dress Like a Villainess (Page 93)
How to Dress Like an Octopus (page 94)
The Schism and the Sugarbowl (Page 96)
Outfitting Orphans (Page 98)
Music Lessons with Vice Principal Nero (Page 100)
How to Act in a Fake Mustache (Page 101)
The Miserable Music (Page 102)
How to Turn a Librarian Into a Fortune Teller (Page 106)
How to Dress for a Career in Food Service (Page 109)
How to Dress for a Masked Ball (Page 110)
How to Crack Codes with a Toilet Paper Roll (Page 112)
Deciphering Codes: Using the Dials of the Spyglass (Page 116)
Chapter 3 - Safe & Unsafe HousesThe Suspicious Sets (Page 123)
The Bad Beginning (Page 124)
The Sordid Scripts (Page 128)
The Reptile Room (Page 131)
The Wide Window (Page 136)
The Miserable Mill (Page 141)
The Worrisome Warnings (Page 145)
The Austere Academy (Page 146)
The Ersatz Elevator (Page 152)
From the Kitchen of Sunny Baudelaire (Page 158)
The Vile Village (Page 160)
The Hostile Hospital (Page 164)
The Perilous Pre-Production (Page 165)
The Carnivorous Carnival (Page 172)
The Slippery Slope (Page 176)
The Grim Grotto (Page 182)
Fiona Widdershins (Page 187)
Anwhistle Aquatics Goes Up in Flames (Page 188)
The Penultimate Peril (Page 190)
The Denouement Brothers (Page 193)
The End (Page 196)
The Bitter End (Page 200)
An Incomplete Glossary of Imperative Terms (Page 202)
The Awful Allusions (Page 204)