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Post by Dark on Apr 29, 2004 22:16:23 GMT -5
My fellow <insert your nationality here>, in the last few days many groups have been created. Groups who are ruled by evil people *stares at Kobolos*. I say we must put a stop to this, we must unite in a stronger group. Therefore, I have formed OOMPA LOOMPA. Organization Opposing Mad Persons And Lunatics On Other Mysterious Places. Apples We want you! Plus all the chocolate you can eat! Reasonably sincerely, Your leader, DarkyWonka
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Post by Charles Vane on Apr 29, 2004 22:22:06 GMT -5
Chocolate.. and oompa loompas. But do you have neato cat ears?
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Post by negativenine on Apr 29, 2004 22:25:43 GMT -5
Apples, eh? I don't know about that...
Can I join because I'm lost in a sea of CANUCKS and plots and have no idea what's going on... and want chocolate? Please consider my... ermm... application?
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Post by Dark on Apr 29, 2004 22:32:10 GMT -5
Pandora, in OOMPALOOMPA everyone gets what they want because it's a world of pure imagination...
Neggie, you, as well as any other applicant, are in waiting list until I come up w/ an application form.
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Apr 29, 2004 22:37:05 GMT -5
But... your the original CANUCK! You were the first one implicated as being a member, and though you denied us during the campaigning, though we are above ground now, you are the only one who was invited to join instead of asking to join. Would you really rather be from Loompaland than your beloved Canadia?
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Post by BSam on Apr 29, 2004 22:42:20 GMT -5
in OOMPA LOOMPA are we the music makers? and are we the dreamers of the dreams?
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Apr 29, 2004 22:47:35 GMT -5
Actually, I was talking to neggie. I still like Darky Wonka though, it reminds me that Marilyn Manson was going to play him a few years ago until the remake fell through.
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Post by Dark on Apr 29, 2004 22:48:26 GMT -5
in OOMPA LOOMPA are we the music makers? and are we the dreamers of the dreams? Of course, in OOMPALOOMPA you can be whatever you want.* *Some exceptions may apply. You can't be me.
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Post by Dark on Apr 29, 2004 22:49:24 GMT -5
Actually, I was talking to neggie. I still like Darky Wonka though, it reminds me that Marilyn Manson was going to play him a few years ago until the remake fell through. Ok, sorry... I will edit that. I like the idea of MM playing Willy Wonka.
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Post by negativenine on Apr 29, 2004 22:57:26 GMT -5
But... your the original CANUCK! You were the first one implicated as being a member, and though you denied us during the campaigning, though we are above ground now, you are the only one who was invited to join instead of asking to join. Would you really rather be from Loompaland than your beloved Canadia? That was for me? I AM SOOOOO LOST. Someone make this really simple for me (I'm not adverse to one syllable per word explanations)...
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Post by Dark on Apr 29, 2004 22:58:47 GMT -5
That was for me? I AM SOOOOO LOST. Someone make this really simple for me (I'm not adverse to one syllable per word explanations)... Yes, that was for you... That was difficult, only using one syllable words.
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Post by BSam on Apr 29, 2004 23:04:04 GMT -5
this organisation will never be as good as the organisation i am part of...
HA
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Post by negativenine on Apr 29, 2004 23:07:16 GMT -5
Well, yes, I know it was for me, but I don't understand the context it was in... I'm still confused? I'm the original Canuck? I was invited? Why was I never invited? Kobo: get your butt over here and explain0s.
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Post by Dark on Apr 29, 2004 23:08:30 GMT -5
this organisation will never be as good as the organisation i am part of... HA Your organization are figments of your pure imagination... Actually, I don't give a... oompa loompa doom pa dee do...
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Apr 29, 2004 23:14:22 GMT -5
Aw, poor Neggie. Your gone for three weeks and then come back in the midst of a guild war. I'm sure you remember when you and Kobolos were both running for literature mod and he started to accuse you of being a CANUCK and you admitted that you were with them as a child but had turned away and he kept on accusing you and so on until Tragedy came out and said that nobody who he wanted to run actually had run, at which point Kobolos promptly exposed himself as being not only a CANUCK but the Canuck Commander.
For several months, all was quiet and nobody even thought of world domination... or so we thought. Kobolos was biding his time the whole time, and when the friends and enemies thread came up he thought of all his alliances and enemies and put up ads, because what kind of Commander is completely without minions? Many who had lond suppressed their evil tendencies came forward to demonstrate their skills with a mace or smoothie making, and he invited about a dozen into the fold.
At first, it looked as if all the males would have to have a fight to the death to determine who got to be the Bosley, but he decided that he had been hasty in his all male decision and allowed in all who had asked. And there was much rejoicing.
But it was not to last long, the nefarious Boo Boo Kitty had originally vyed for minion position and simply put with the other candidates. This did not satiate his ambition. Even when the Commander offered him a position in his cabinet of rogues, (or was it gallery of evil?) he still struck out and formed a rival group of his own- K.I.W.I. Kobolos Is Wierd and Icky. (Shouldn't it be KIWAI?) and those who did not love Canada or had been rejected from the ranks of CANUCK joined, and since that day a whole 2.8 days ago, there has been a bitter rivalry between us.
OOMPA LOOMPA, I suppose is the third party in the contest for world domination. Choose what you will.
Edit: Yes, your the original CANUCK because the commander accused you of being a part of the organization before it came out in the open during the election. And he invited you to join in the friends and enemies thread. I can find the spot, if you'd like.
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