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Post by Shelly on Jul 21, 2005 21:54:27 GMT -5
Violet raced over. 'Hello, Detective,' she said hurriedly. 'You can take him for questioning later . . .' Violet then tried to shove Olaf out the door and ran smack into . . .
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 22, 2005 9:58:32 GMT -5
uh, The crazy dude who asked for the noodles?
*Guy asks for all of their puttanesca sauce.* "Teachinya'll?" (How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?!?!?) *Bites dude again, dude drops noodles and runs off.*
"Violet, why did you try to shove that detective out the door?" Jerome asked "And Klaus, what crime did you possibly commit?"
(I just noticed that we need a Lemony Snicket!)
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Post by Shelly on Jul 24, 2005 19:50:12 GMT -5
Yes, Sugary Snicket, we need a Lemony Snicket. First who claims, gets it.
"uhh . . ." Violet said. "He was going to get some more . . . music! Yes, music. And he was joking around about Klaus commiting a crime!"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 25, 2005 13:58:19 GMT -5
"Oh," Jerome said, going over to the CD rack. "I'll get music, then." *Pulls out party music*
"Ilikkamoovitmoovit!" (Violet! Klaus! Check out my funky fresh moves!) *Begins to breakdance.*
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Post by Shelly on Jul 25, 2005 19:47:00 GMT -5
Violet pulls Sunny aside. "Sunny," says Violet, "That detective is Olaf. Bite him if he comes again."
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 28, 2005 12:43:14 GMT -5
"'Kay." (Roger that, my teeth are at your service.)
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Post by Shelly on Jul 28, 2005 17:30:18 GMT -5
I hope they're guests, Violet thought as she opened the door . . .
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 30, 2005 10:12:56 GMT -5
(Heh joins RP uninvited. Meh, ignore it if I'm not wanted...)
The door opens to reveal Esme in a black dress, a black veil and a black hand kerchief. she was crying loudly . A very annoyed looking Carmelita at her side. Esme walked in the door past Violet sniffling and walked over to Jerome. "Jerome, darling...I'm sorry I ever left. Is it too late to make things right? I deserve a second chance...besides Crime when out and hygiene came in yestarday..." she said and began crying again.
Carmelita rolled her eyes "Why are we in this cakesniffing party. I wanted to stay with countie."
"I know my darling...." *sobs down out the rest of her words*
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 30, 2005 10:34:14 GMT -5
"Obrotha....." (Gawd, this is so redundant.) "Esmelitainanout?" (Hey, did you know that In is Out right now?)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 30, 2005 11:11:32 GMT -5
Esme is too busy crying to even hear Sunny. "I have no where else to go Jerome...." *Sniffle sob whimper*
Carmelita looks down at Sunny. "Get away you cakesniffer!" She says and tugs on Esme's dress "Lets go..." she whined. Esme clung to Jerome. "I promise I'll love you..I'll show affection but I just can't be out!"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 30, 2005 21:17:43 GMT -5
"Udacakesniffa!" (Shut the F*** up Carmelita, you are such a ***.)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 30, 2005 21:35:01 GMT -5
Carmelita scowls at Carmelita trying to Pull Esme to the door.
EDIT: Carmelita scowls at Sunny* Lol.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 30, 2005 22:40:55 GMT -5
(How can Carmelita scowl at herself?)
"Talkin'todashand!" (Yeah, don't let me see your sorry face around here anymore!!!!) *Carmelita begins swearing.* "Eatamoishortes." (*Censored!!!!*)
"Gettaduncora." (I'll get it; maybe the Quagmires are here.) *The door opens to reveal Olaf disgused as Isadora and speaking in a ridiculously high voice, highger than when he was playing Shirley.*
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 31, 2005 9:59:15 GMT -5
Esme's jaw dropped as she saw Olaf. then she broke into more and more sobs curling up into a ball at Jerome's feet.
Carmelita pushes Sunny out of the way and walks out the door. "Cakesniffers..." She mutters while leaving..
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Post by Shelly on Jul 31, 2005 17:40:01 GMT -5
Violet returns with chips. 'WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE!!!!' she screams.
(Hanna Squalor, you're Carmelita and Esme)
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