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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 23, 2005 17:55:27 GMT -5
Ok, this is a weird choose your own adventure, so just bear with me.
*starts* You're walking in a very large warehouse, when you hear a scream. You look behind a box to find...
1. Sunny, who is screaming because Olaf bit her, because she bit Esme, because Esme bit Violet, because Violet bit Kevin, because Kevin bit Klaus. 2. Violet, who is screaming because someone told her to break a leg and she actually did. 3. Lemony Snicket, who is screaming because he wrote himself into a very small and spiky corner. 4. Klaus, who is screaming because he's about to be murdered by a land shark. 5. Carmelita, who is screaming because she's actually singing. 6. Esme Squalor, who is screaming because Olaf dumped her and then pushed her down the stairs. (Believe me, that happens a lot where I live.)
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Post by jemima on Sept 23, 2005 21:20:00 GMT -5
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 24, 2005 13:11:35 GMT -5
(Uh, Jaguar, you have to actually WRITE a paragraph, okay? Have you ever done a Choose-your-own before?)
"Ow," you say, kneeling beside her, after she tells you what happened. "Need any help?"
1) Yes, Olaf has my siblings prisoner. 2) No, My leg's not really broken. 3) Yes, but my leg's not really broken and I am really (Insert evil person here.)
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 24, 2005 17:29:09 GMT -5
1)
"They're on the floor above this one." She looks at the ceiling. "I fell through that hole. I was trying to help Klaus and Sunny escape, but I guess my invention didn't work. Or maybe the boards were too weak." You...
1. Try to stack up some boxes so you can climb up to the next floor. 2. Ask her what her invention was. 3. Act clueless. 4. Ask if she needs anything. (Not that there actually IS anything.)
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 25, 2005 9:01:52 GMT -5
1.
You stack the boxes and carry Violet piggy-back style up to the next floor, where sure enough you see:
1) Her siblings in a cage. 2) Olaf, with a gun. 3) Carmelita, singing horribly. 4) Esme, dancing around stupidly. 5) All of the above.
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Post by jemima on Sept 25, 2005 10:48:29 GMT -5
5.
"Oh my gosh! I have to do something about this!" you say.
So you:
1)Throw the stack of boxes at Olaf and Esme. 2)Throw them at Olaf, who happens to have the key to the cage and try to get it and unlock the Bauds from it. 3)Start to confuse Carmelita and Esme by dancing and singing at the same time. 4)Throw Violet at Olaf and help her get the key.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 25, 2005 13:40:10 GMT -5
3.
You set Violet down near her siblings and start singinging and dancing to confuse Carmelita and Esme. You sing...
1. Jingle bells, and do the macerana. 2. The ABCs and do the monkey. 3. Imaginary Ordinary by Architecture in Helsinki and do the worm.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 26, 2005 18:03:32 GMT -5
3. (Although I've never even heard of the band OR the song)
You worm so fast that you:
1) Make all of the villains barf from getting so dizzy. 2) Knock the villains out from dizziness. 3) break the cage the Bauds are in, freeing them. 4) All of the above.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 26, 2005 19:30:23 GMT -5
4
All of the villains toss their cookies, and then you hit the cage, breaking it, and freeing Klaus and Sunny. "Jurba!" Says Sunny, which means...
1.Thanks for saving us, but there's someone behind you. 2.Thanks for saving us, although I think my sister needs medical attention. 3.Thanks for saving us, but NEVER do that dance again. 4.All of the above.
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Post by jemima on Sept 26, 2005 20:58:00 GMT -5
2.
You look at Violet and see that her blood is spilling all over the floor onto everyone else. You:
1)Immediately rip some of Violet's dress off and use the ripped frabic to try and stop the bleeding 2)Carry her to the nearest doctor 3)Try to clean up everyone else 4)Carry Violet to the nearest doctor and put the villians in the cage after you repair it, locking them in it
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 26, 2005 21:08:02 GMT -5
4
"Gosh, I didn't know that a broken leg could cause so much bleeding..." You mutter. Klaus helps you push the villains into the repaired cage. After you lock it, you pick up Violet. "Is it OK if I fall asleep?" She asks weakly.
1."Sure!" 2."No way!" 3."Wait till we get to the hospital." 4."If you're going to fall asleep, Klaus has to carry you."
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 27, 2005 15:45:48 GMT -5
2. "No way!" Klaus screams. "I read somewhere that if one loses a lot of blood, they go into shock and don't wake up ever, ever again if they fall asleep!"
"Well can I:
1) Have some Doritos? 2) Eat you? 3) Use Olaf for a punching bag? 4) Go on a shopping spree? 5) Invent a game console, then play it?
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 27, 2005 17:30:26 GMT -5
1 "Eh...OK." Says Klaus he hands her his lunch bag. Suddenly...
1.His lunch bag explodes! 2. You walk into the outside wall of the hospital. 3. A slug crawls out of his lunch bag.
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Post by jemima on Sept 27, 2005 18:00:39 GMT -5
1.
Klaus's hand is burned now, because of the exploding lunch bag. It exploded because
1)He was going to eat a bomb that he forget was on. 2)Count Olaf put it there. 3)Sunny secretly got into the bag and tried to bite the bomb, however it got there.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 27, 2005 19:00:45 GMT -5
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"What?" He says. "I read about in a cook book!" "Camibra!" Says Sunny, which means, "It's a wonderful salsa called red sauce. Good with doritos, very hot." "Are we there yet?' Violet asks drowsily.
1. Yes, we're there. 2. No, we're not. 3. SHUT UP!!!!! 4. We'll be there soon.
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