Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 23, 2005 17:55:27 GMT -5
Ok, this is a weird choose your own adventure, so just bear with me.
*starts* You're walking in a very large warehouse, when you hear a scream. You look behind a box to find...
1. Sunny, who is screaming because Olaf bit her, because she bit Esme, because Esme bit Violet, because Violet bit Kevin, because Kevin bit Klaus. 2. Violet, who is screaming because someone told her to break a leg and she actually did. 3. Lemony Snicket, who is screaming because he wrote himself into a very small and spiky corner. 4. Klaus, who is screaming because he's about to be murdered by a land shark. 5. Carmelita, who is screaming because she's actually singing. 6. Esme Squalor, who is screaming because Olaf dumped her and then pushed her down the stairs. (Believe me, that happens a lot where I live.)
Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 24, 2005 17:29:09 GMT -5
"They're on the floor above this one." She looks at the ceiling. "I fell through that hole. I was trying to help Klaus and Sunny escape, but I guess my invention didn't work. Or maybe the boards were too weak." You...
1. Try to stack up some boxes so you can climb up to the next floor. 2. Ask her what her invention was. 3. Act clueless. 4. Ask if she needs anything. (Not that there actually IS anything.)
"Oh my gosh! I have to do something about this!" you say.
1)Throw the stack of boxes at Olaf and Esme. 2)Throw them at Olaf, who happens to have the key to the cage and try to get it and unlock the Bauds from it. 3)Start to confuse Carmelita and Esme by dancing and singing at the same time. 4)Throw Violet at Olaf and help her get the key.
Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 26, 2005 19:30:23 GMT -5
All of the villains toss their cookies, and then you hit the cage, breaking it, and freeing Klaus and Sunny. "Jurba!" Says Sunny, which means...
1.Thanks for saving us, but there's someone behind you. 2.Thanks for saving us, although I think my sister needs medical attention. 3.Thanks for saving us, but NEVER do that dance again. 4.All of the above.
You look at Violet and see that her blood is spilling all over the floor onto everyone else. You:
1)Immediately rip some of Violet's dress off and use the ripped frabic to try and stop the bleeding 2)Carry her to the nearest doctor 3)Try to clean up everyone else 4)Carry Violet to the nearest doctor and put the villians in the cage after you repair it, locking them in it
Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 26, 2005 21:08:02 GMT -5
"Gosh, I didn't know that a broken leg could cause so much bleeding..." You mutter. Klaus helps you push the villains into the repaired cage. After you lock it, you pick up Violet. "Is it OK if I fall asleep?" She asks weakly.
1."Sure!" 2."No way!" 3."Wait till we get to the hospital." 4."If you're going to fall asleep, Klaus has to carry you."
"bear": t craig: firenze italia
Sept 21, 2021 7:39:40 GMT -5
Violent Bun Fortuna: As a fan of the 101 Dalmations books as well as the original films (animated and live action) I really dislike Cruella, it's just totally out of keeping with that series & that character. And I love so many Disney films so that's not the problem
Sept 21, 2021 8:10:48 GMT -5
urbanletteropener: "bear" — you make a fair point. At this point it honestly wouldn't surprise me if Disney as a company was physically incapable of inventing new intellectual property.
Sept 21, 2021 8:18:24 GMT -5
GlitteryMisery: As a fan of the Chronicles of Prydain who was disappointed by Disney's previous attempt at adapting them, I'm still waiting for news on the new supposedly truer-to-the-text version they're planning.
Sept 21, 2021 8:30:57 GMT -5
GlitteryMisery: Disney isn't my first choice of company to film the books, but it's better than nothing.
Sept 21, 2021 8:31:17 GMT -5
spike: florence, v nice
Sept 21, 2021 14:59:11 GMT -5
spike: I've been in bari in 2015 or so, would like to visit other places in italy sometime
Sept 21, 2021 15:01:08 GMT -5
jackson: Oh oops I confused the author of the thread.
Sept 22, 2021 2:48:09 GMT -5
jackson: Bear I expect a pictures thread.
Sept 22, 2021 2:48:18 GMT -5
"bear": i don't take pictures, it's the devil's work
Sept 22, 2021 7:39:46 GMT -5