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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 19, 2006 19:14:09 GMT -5
2. Unfortunately, the carrots turned Harry into a guinea pig as well. The guinea pigs ran off, forgetting why they even wanted to rule the world in the first place. Harry the guinea pig remained, however, because:
1. There were still some carrots left, and he hadn't had lunch yet. 2. Violet put him in a cage and sent him back to Potter-verse via owl. 3. Olaf captured Harry the guinea pig and Violet.
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 20, 2006 1:36:28 GMT -5
1. While he was eating a carrot: A.) Voldemort had teamed up with Count Olaf and they were planning to dominate the world. B.) the guinea pigs got brainwashed by Count Olaf. C.) Random event.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Jan 20, 2006 2:30:19 GMT -5
C. "Something has happened!" An annoying little box popped up out of no where and hung in the air. "You have found a delicious ________ on the ground!"
1. Bagel. 2. Tarantula 3. Orphan (Cannibalism seems to abound in CYOAs.) 4. Thumb Tack 5. Cookie
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 21, 2006 15:45:11 GMT -5
5. Violet eats the cookie, and then runs off somewhere. Meanwhile, a young boy named Bobby is walking down the street when he sees:
1. A golden ticket. 2. A piece of pie. 3. A wrapped sub from Subway - Eat Fresh! 4. A kitten.
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 21, 2006 22:51:31 GMT -5
1. "Hey look I have the last golden ticket!" Immediately: A.) a guinea pig comes and eats his ticket. B.) a crowd comes and tries to steal the ticket, but Bobby escapes and decides to go to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory; He invites Violet to come along. C.) Count Olaf comes and steals the ticket D.) you pick
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 22, 2006 17:32:31 GMT -5
B. Violet creates a flying heli-tub, made from fans, anti-gravity pads, and a large apple basket. They fly to Wonka's factory, but halfway there:
1. They get into a mid-air dogfight with Olaf - luckily Violet had equipped her heli-tub with guns! 2. The fan engine burned out, and they were sent into a dizzying tailspin. 3. They ran into the SSHAMH - literally. The SSHAMH destroys the heli-tub, but the Quagmires and Hector all agree to fly along with them to Willy Wonka's factory.
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 23, 2006 1:48:24 GMT -5
3. When they get there they find: A.) Willy Wonka killed by Count Olaf who has taken over the factory to create his own chocolate empire. B.) Oompa-Loompas leaving since Willy Wonka decided to hire the littlest elves instead. C.) Willy Wonka on a llama eating english muffins and reciting Lewis Carroll's "The Jabberwocky" D.) random event
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 23, 2006 18:33:19 GMT -5
D. That Augustus Gloop was once again stuck in the pipe, and Willy's chocolate river had dried up compleatly. At this point:
1. The girls scream and faint, horrified by the thought of no chocolate. 2. The boys really don't care, and go off to pick some candy from the candy trees. 3. Both.
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 24, 2006 1:24:03 GMT -5
3. The boys realize that the girls fainted and to revive them they: A.) force-fed them chocolate B.) poked them with a long chocolate stick C.) started kicking them half-heartedly. D.) you pick
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 24, 2006 18:59:26 GMT -5
A. the girls get up, and scream once again, because:
1. They saw Olaf. 2. You think of something. 3. They saw a yellow yak covered in Goat's Cheese. (random.... O.o)
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 24, 2006 19:17:04 GMT -5
2. Willy Wonka was found face down on the ground. Turning him over they found he was: A.) chewing on the candy grass B.) trying to find candy ants C.) taking care of baby Oompa-Loompas D.) Unconscious! E.) you think of something
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 26, 2006 17:30:31 GMT -5
A. "What? I created it. Can't I eat it?" He runs off laughing hysterically. Suddenly the Oompa-loompas become extremely hungry and.....
1. attack the group, attempting to eat them. 2. chew the candy grass. 3. attack and attempt to eat each other.
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 26, 2006 21:52:21 GMT -5
2. The Oompa-Loompas reminded Willy Wonka of cows and therefore he: A.) decides to make his chocolate factory into a dairy factory. B.) goes and gets himself a glass of milk which makes him want a cookie with that milk, and while he was getting the cookie he thought he might as well get a napkin and while getting the napkin .... etc. etc. C.) felt like going to a cowboy rodeo. He invites everyone else to join him.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Feb 2, 2006 18:28:11 GMT -5
C. So Cowboy Wonka trains his chocolate cow to be a buckin' bronco, and he eventually becomes so good that he joins a rodeo contest, but he finds:
1. That Olaf has enetered the same contest. 2. He accidentally entered himself in the Miss America pageant. 3. The cows all look at Wonka's chocolate cow hungrily, then attack the poor thing.
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Feb 3, 2006 0:23:31 GMT -5
2. So he decides to continue in the contest but loses because: A.) he was disqualified since he wasn't a girl B.) he forgot to brush up on his piano skills and lost to a girl who could do the hula C.) when they asked what he would do if he won he told them, "I'll celebrate by going to Disneyland, and then take all the money won and run away." D.) You pick.
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