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Post by Vacuum Pot on Sept 22, 2003 9:51:07 GMT -5
Okay, this thread is for my poems.
Somebody pick either:
Silly Serious
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Sept 22, 2003 15:00:02 GMT -5
Fines, peopleses. I'llses sayses ones anywayses:
*Slams head against rock to stop adding a specific suffix to specific words*
The V.F.D, they grab you, By the ankles they nab you. That is where there mark Is made in the dark Their eye is always looking at you.
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Post by Colton on Sept 22, 2003 22:15:51 GMT -5
argh.. MR Who, you added me to your MSN list... WHY???
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Post by coltontheheadlazy on Sept 23, 2003 21:30:21 GMT -5
tell me why im on your MSN list, dude! *feels dumb cuz i said dude for the first time in a year or two* AAHGGHHHH I SAID IT AGAIN!!!!
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Sept 25, 2003 11:53:48 GMT -5
Well, Swans, long AND serious poems rarely come out of my head, crawl up my arm, down my hand, and on to paper, with my UniBall Grip. Here's a silly one I wrote when I was 10 or so... Once apon a head, There was a little flea. There was a little spice, A little lice, And even a little pea. The pea was short, The pea was stout. When people saw the pea, They gave a shout. The lice were short, The lice were stout. When people saw the lice, They gave a shout. Silly, eh?
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Sept 25, 2003 12:05:57 GMT -5
Glad you liked it! I'm a sad, depressed poet, because I can't write serious.
HERE'S ONE OF MY SCHOOL'S FAVORITES:
My Dad ate my homework. My dog ate my Dad. That's why today I am so sad.
My mouth ate my food, Now there is no more. That is why I Must go to the store.
My cat ate my dog While I was not there. Now I sit wondering, "Why should I care?"
My cat threw up my dog, My dog threw up my Dad. My Dad didn't throw up anything. That's why I'm so mad.
Swans, I'll try to get you a serious one.
And actually, I was writing a poem for my low self esteemed sister. About...
SWANS...
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Post by Colton on Sept 27, 2003 1:23:41 GMT -5
haha. youre a great poet. these are hilarious. asl?
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Sept 29, 2003 16:05:39 GMT -5
NEW POEMS I JUST WROTE! Silly: Paramecium On my sister’s chin Up and down they go As she smiles and grins. Serious: The baby deer walks on the frozen pond Ignoring its mothers warning cries It is too late for the fawn Shrieking, crying, it drowns, it dies. YAY YAY YAY!
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Sept 29, 2003 21:09:25 GMT -5
I love cheese, I love my shoe, If you love me Then I'll give you my shoe! ((a fancy way of bumping ))
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Sept 29, 2003 22:07:02 GMT -5
When the peanuts fly, They fly so high That you see tiny Peanuts in the sky!
By Lil' Linda Lotsaluck
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Post by Colton on Sept 30, 2003 18:20:51 GMT -5
ok. is anyone elsehere sick of these dumb poemses?
Mr. Who, how old are you?
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Post by Anne A Gram on Oct 2, 2003 20:48:58 GMT -5
More poems! More poems, I say. *bangs goblet on table then realizes there is no goblet, nor no table, screams in pain, runs away to find goblet*
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Post by Colton on Oct 3, 2003 3:12:57 GMT -5
hey!i have a right to say so if am sick of too manymeaningless pomes. they are great and all, but all i ask is ONE serious poem.
*hands you a goblet*
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Oct 3, 2003 13:45:50 GMT -5
Yes. As soon as I dial-up with my laptop (where I have more poems,) YOU ALL GET TO HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE LADY THAT GOT SHOT! And you may ask me to tell you my song. Yeah, that's right.
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Post by Anne A Gram on Oct 3, 2003 14:07:37 GMT -5
Okay then, tell us your song.
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