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Post by sheepdogg plankton on Oct 11, 2003 17:30:35 GMT -5
this is a story you have undoubtfully heard, but it is still funny, so read it!!!
One day, a boy was sent home froms schhol with homework. He had to learn his ABCs.
he asked his mother, who responded with
"Shut up!"
he asked his little brother, communicating through the bathroom door. he responded with
(singsong) Deep down, in the toilet!
so, he asked again, and got
(singsong) just a little peice of, toilet paper!
so he went to his baby brother, who was watching TV
he responded with
Batman, dananananana batman dananananana Batman, batman, batman!
so he went then to his older brother, who was with this girlfriend.
he responded with: ya like this girl? wanna take a ride in my new beat up suburban?
then he went to his dad, who was watching TV.
'YEAH, COME ON 49 AND HIT EM HARD49 BABY YEAH!'
The boy assumed he now knew his abcs,and went to the bakers, where he asked the baker, who shouted my buns are burning, my buns are burning!
and the boy went to school the next day.
the teacher asked him to say the abcs, and he said.
Shut up!
the teacher asked him who he thought he was, and he said
dnananananan batman, dnanannananan batman, dnandnanananna, batman batman, batman!
the teacher asked him if he wanted to go to the principals office.
he said, ya like this girl? wanna take a ride in my beat up suburban?
she took him to the principal, who asked him
where do you live
he said
deepdown in the toilet!
the principals asked him what he thought the school was made of, and he said.
just a litle peice of toilet paper.
the principal asked him how many spankings he wanted, and he said
49 AND HIT EM HARD, 49 BAABY, WAHOOO
The principal did what the boy asked, and when he was back in the hall, the boy said.
MY BUNS ARE BURNING!
ha ha.
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Post by pennyroyal on Oct 11, 2003 17:37:38 GMT -5
REGISTER NEWBIE
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Post by Freshie on Oct 11, 2003 17:37:59 GMT -5
ha ha haha...
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Post by sheepdogg plankton on Oct 11, 2003 20:53:57 GMT -5
i would register, but I don't have a valid email address. I could use my dads...
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Oct 11, 2003 21:59:12 GMT -5
use the dads... or make one..
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Post by pennyroyal on Oct 11, 2003 22:00:55 GMT -5
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Post by sheepdogg on Oct 12, 2003 7:39:52 GMT -5
ill ask my dad about dis, he's good wit dat computer stuff. I am too, but I don't want him to punish me because I started an email address.
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Post by Tyler on Oct 13, 2003 15:26:27 GMT -5
*Sighs* If you don't register, you won't be able to become a Xenial Xylophone!
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Post by Colton on Oct 17, 2003 17:35:54 GMT -5
ooh oohh ooooohhh Xenial Xylophone!!! how many posts to get that one? i want it!!!
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Post by Shaffuru! on Oct 17, 2003 17:44:26 GMT -5
4000, I think. What does xenial mean, anyway?
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GustavSebald
Catastrophic Captain
Ring those bells!
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Post by GustavSebald on Oct 18, 2003 0:09:14 GMT -5
You might want to read TSS to find that out...Xenial means something like "You give gifts to strangers." Basically.
-GS
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Post by Colton on Oct 19, 2003 3:08:56 GMT -5
4000??? woohoo now i got somethin' to aim for!!!!!
but ima' do it the old fashioned way instead of making hundreds of posts in a single evening by posting meaningless junk over an' over an' over ;D
and.. the joke.. its funny.... *laughs a little* *stops* *stares blankly at the unregistered sheepdogg*
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Post by Shaffuru! on Oct 19, 2003 9:11:08 GMT -5
You might want to read TSS to find that out...Xenial means something like "You give gifts to strangers." Basically. -GS Oh. Well I do have a bad memory then. It's just that I couldn't find it in any dictionaries. *Shrug* About the joke... er.. yeah. It's weird.
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Post by Colton on Oct 19, 2003 22:55:57 GMT -5
remember with your brain, not your socks.... *sees that there is no smiley to show utter confusion* tradg', see about getting some more moty-cons these are too simple and inexparessivveee......
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Post by Brian on Oct 20, 2003 17:50:59 GMT -5
I've heard that one before. It's funny, but it's pretty...well, low humor.
Why does it matter if someone registers or not? They can still be valid members of this community.
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