Post by Sheepdogg Plankton on Dec 30, 2003 18:26:41 GMT -5
at the request of colton, i will no longer call anyone a peep.
here's a song parody i wrote. it's called the star wars cantina. more later, i've got a lotr one to the tune of "this land is your land" when i get back from my trip to some island in the pacific.
(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope)
(R2-D2)
Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near
so R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi, (Obi-Wan)
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellions hands,
So Luke and Obi-Wan had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisly to have a drink with Han
At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars.
(Oona Koota Solo?)
His name was Solo (Han solo), he was a pilot
with a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
there with Chewbacca, he was a Wookie,
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millennium Falcon,
docking bay ninety four(ninety four), stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Bens lightsaber, now there's an arm on the floor
At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars. (Mos Eisly Spaceport, you will never
find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy,
we must be cautious)
His name was Yoda, he was a muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad and by the way he's Luke's dad,
Luke kissed his sister, his hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away, Luke has had a lousy day,
Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene,
Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine
At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars. (The Force will be with you…always)
The Star Wars...
The Star Wars cantina...
The Star Wars...
The Star Wars cantina...
then again, the plane is going to land in an hour, what the heck.
Hook:
middle earth is your land
it's also my land
from the evil of mordor
to the comforts of buckland
from the entwood forest
to the Sea of Rhun Waters
this land was made for you and me
Verse 1
frodo had the ring
it was a shiny thing
so we went off to bree
Gandalf we had to see
we found Pippin and merry
but by frodo the ring is carried
this ring was made for him, not me
Hook:
middle earth is your land,
it's also my land
we found a guy named aragorn
he was the son of arathorn
he took us on a flight to the ford
we ended up in rivendell fo' sure
middle earth was made for you and me
Verse 2:
In the cracks of doom it was formed
it could only be destroyed where it was forged
so with Gandalf and Elrond's order
the fellowship was formed
we had a pretty boy elf lord
and an overweight dwarf
middle earth was made for you and me.
Hook:
Middle earth is your land
it's also my land
they ran into a snowstorm you see-a
so they went to Moria
and then they fought near the Khazad-dum cliff
gandalf fell off it
middle earth was made for you and me.
Verse 3
So even though, they wanted to pity
aragorn said no, and continued swiftly
they ended up in Lorien
set down the anduin
but when they went to shore to their surprpise
got ambushed by a buncha uruk-hai
middle earth, was made for you and me
Hook:
Middle earth is your land
it's also my land
Frodo continued with Sam
on their way to the Shadow Land
what happens to him i really don't know
is it the end of the story, no
the sequel is soon going to come out!
okay, tell me what you thought!
here's a song parody i wrote. it's called the star wars cantina. more later, i've got a lotr one to the tune of "this land is your land" when i get back from my trip to some island in the pacific.
(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope)
(R2-D2)
Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near
so R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi, (Obi-Wan)
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellions hands,
So Luke and Obi-Wan had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisly to have a drink with Han
At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars.
(Oona Koota Solo?)
His name was Solo (Han solo), he was a pilot
with a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
there with Chewbacca, he was a Wookie,
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millennium Falcon,
docking bay ninety four(ninety four), stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Bens lightsaber, now there's an arm on the floor
At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars. (Mos Eisly Spaceport, you will never
find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy,
we must be cautious)
His name was Yoda, he was a muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad and by the way he's Luke's dad,
Luke kissed his sister, his hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away, Luke has had a lousy day,
Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene,
Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine
At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars. (The Force will be with you…always)
The Star Wars...
The Star Wars cantina...
The Star Wars...
The Star Wars cantina...
then again, the plane is going to land in an hour, what the heck.
Hook:
middle earth is your land
it's also my land
from the evil of mordor
to the comforts of buckland
from the entwood forest
to the Sea of Rhun Waters
this land was made for you and me
Verse 1
frodo had the ring
it was a shiny thing
so we went off to bree
Gandalf we had to see
we found Pippin and merry
but by frodo the ring is carried
this ring was made for him, not me
Hook:
middle earth is your land,
it's also my land
we found a guy named aragorn
he was the son of arathorn
he took us on a flight to the ford
we ended up in rivendell fo' sure
middle earth was made for you and me
Verse 2:
In the cracks of doom it was formed
it could only be destroyed where it was forged
so with Gandalf and Elrond's order
the fellowship was formed
we had a pretty boy elf lord
and an overweight dwarf
middle earth was made for you and me.
Hook:
Middle earth is your land
it's also my land
they ran into a snowstorm you see-a
so they went to Moria
and then they fought near the Khazad-dum cliff
gandalf fell off it
middle earth was made for you and me.
Verse 3
So even though, they wanted to pity
aragorn said no, and continued swiftly
they ended up in Lorien
set down the anduin
but when they went to shore to their surprpise
got ambushed by a buncha uruk-hai
middle earth, was made for you and me
Hook:
Middle earth is your land
it's also my land
Frodo continued with Sam
on their way to the Shadow Land
what happens to him i really don't know
is it the end of the story, no
the sequel is soon going to come out!
okay, tell me what you thought!