Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 23, 2004 13:32:43 GMT -5
Behind The Laughter: Telletubbies. Part One.
Ah, the Telletubbies-small children’s friends. Everyday, little kids curl up and watch the Telletubbies have fun.
But what about, BEHIND THE LAUGHTER.
As happy as the Telletubbies may seem, they have had life problems like everyone else.
Before they were famous, no one accepted their strange looks. They didn’t even know each other.
Lala: Before I came on the screen for kids, I was working at McDonalds. No one accepted the strange look, and the fact I had a telly on my belly.
But one day, things changed.
After Lala got her head caught in a chip pan full of hot grease, she was rushed to hospital.
Lala: I can still feel the pain. I can remember how I reacted; (stands up) AAHHH! THE PAIN! (rolls on floor, screaming)
At the hospital, she met Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Po, and Reginald.
Po: I remember that day, y’all. We were all hurt in hospital, and we met at a vending machine. Problem was, the vending machine fell, and crushed Reginald, and killed him.
So eventually, the four unknown specimen joined up, and decide to tem up.
Dipsy: Our first problem came when we had to come up with a name. We decided on Nirvana.
They then went to find a channel to star on, and the only channel available was PMS.
Po: We were find and all with PMS. But they didn’t defend us in our court case.
What court case, you may be thinking?
Soon later, a group of teenagers sued Nirvana, claiming their band was called Nirvana first.
Tinky Winky: That was sad, after we spent weeks thinking of the name. But we went in there with a big smile on our faces and-
They lost the court case and were sued for £10 000.
Lala: Of course at first, we didn’t know what to do! Where would we get the money? So we took a group of random people hostage, and demanded we got dropped all charges.
They were arrested after the hostage, and all jailed for three months, after being let off for being so damn cuddly.
Dipsy: Those three months were hard to cope with, but we battled through it, and gave everyone hugs to reassure them that everything would be okay.
PMS banned the Telletubbies, and they soon joined Random Channel 5. The only slot they managed to get was 3am at first.
The money of the Telletubbies went down.
Dispy: So with a bad time, and a bad reputation, we didn’t know where to go!
Then one miraculous day, Po won the lottery.
Po: That day was great! I had been hooked on Lottery Tickets for months, and it felt like I was getting something off my shoulders to win.
And so it went. Po could now pay to get the clamps off her shoulders, which is the reason she was in hospital.
With the rest of the money, she bought a snug field and a house in a hill, for the four teletubbies to hang out.
Then, Poe paid the money for their court case, and PMS accepted them back suddenly.
Lala: When we heard PMS were letting us back on, I can remember how I reacted. (stands up) Yahoo!! (jumps up, and falls, rolling over, screaming in delight)
Dipsy: Po was pleased to win the lottery.
Their first show was to be on a Friday. To make themselves seem more children-starish, they had drugs to change their voice, and surgery to keep their mouths in a painful smile.
Tinky Winky: It was painful, having to smile all the time, but worth it. The children loved us.
And that’s right. The viewing for the TeleTubbies soared, and they had more money then Richard Gere, Christina Agularia, and Micheal Jackson.
But that’s not it for BEHIND THE LAUGHTER.
Ah, the Telletubbies-small children’s friends. Everyday, little kids curl up and watch the Telletubbies have fun.
But what about, BEHIND THE LAUGHTER.
As happy as the Telletubbies may seem, they have had life problems like everyone else.
Before they were famous, no one accepted their strange looks. They didn’t even know each other.
Lala: Before I came on the screen for kids, I was working at McDonalds. No one accepted the strange look, and the fact I had a telly on my belly.
But one day, things changed.
After Lala got her head caught in a chip pan full of hot grease, she was rushed to hospital.
Lala: I can still feel the pain. I can remember how I reacted; (stands up) AAHHH! THE PAIN! (rolls on floor, screaming)
At the hospital, she met Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Po, and Reginald.
Po: I remember that day, y’all. We were all hurt in hospital, and we met at a vending machine. Problem was, the vending machine fell, and crushed Reginald, and killed him.
So eventually, the four unknown specimen joined up, and decide to tem up.
Dipsy: Our first problem came when we had to come up with a name. We decided on Nirvana.
They then went to find a channel to star on, and the only channel available was PMS.
Po: We were find and all with PMS. But they didn’t defend us in our court case.
What court case, you may be thinking?
Soon later, a group of teenagers sued Nirvana, claiming their band was called Nirvana first.
Tinky Winky: That was sad, after we spent weeks thinking of the name. But we went in there with a big smile on our faces and-
They lost the court case and were sued for £10 000.
Lala: Of course at first, we didn’t know what to do! Where would we get the money? So we took a group of random people hostage, and demanded we got dropped all charges.
They were arrested after the hostage, and all jailed for three months, after being let off for being so damn cuddly.
Dipsy: Those three months were hard to cope with, but we battled through it, and gave everyone hugs to reassure them that everything would be okay.
PMS banned the Telletubbies, and they soon joined Random Channel 5. The only slot they managed to get was 3am at first.
The money of the Telletubbies went down.
Dispy: So with a bad time, and a bad reputation, we didn’t know where to go!
Then one miraculous day, Po won the lottery.
Po: That day was great! I had been hooked on Lottery Tickets for months, and it felt like I was getting something off my shoulders to win.
And so it went. Po could now pay to get the clamps off her shoulders, which is the reason she was in hospital.
With the rest of the money, she bought a snug field and a house in a hill, for the four teletubbies to hang out.
Then, Poe paid the money for their court case, and PMS accepted them back suddenly.
Lala: When we heard PMS were letting us back on, I can remember how I reacted. (stands up) Yahoo!! (jumps up, and falls, rolling over, screaming in delight)
Dipsy: Po was pleased to win the lottery.
Their first show was to be on a Friday. To make themselves seem more children-starish, they had drugs to change their voice, and surgery to keep their mouths in a painful smile.
Tinky Winky: It was painful, having to smile all the time, but worth it. The children loved us.
And that’s right. The viewing for the TeleTubbies soared, and they had more money then Richard Gere, Christina Agularia, and Micheal Jackson.
But that’s not it for BEHIND THE LAUGHTER.