Post by Hermedy on Jun 13, 2006 21:36:51 GMT -5
Collected & Compiled by Gigi and Dante
With author and illustrator profiles from each book.
Note: The Egmont editions sometimes have slightly different blurbs; all changes are superficial and do not merit reproduction of the alternative.
TBB:
It's a good thing that Violet Baudelaire has a real knack for inventing things. When misery comes to call, the right invention at the right time can mean everything.
It's also fortunate that her brother, Klaus, has read lots of books and knows many important things, like how to tell an alligator from a crocodile and who killed Julius Caesar. When everything that can possibly go wrong does, a small fact can be vital.
It's lucky, too, that Sunny Baudelaire, the youngest sibling, likes to bite things. Even though she is an infant, and scarcely larger than a boot, she has four very big and sharp teeth. When trouble comes along, sharp teeth can save the day.
But most of all, it is good fortune that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are as sturdy and resilient as they are, for ahead of these three children lies a seemingly infinite series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He now lives in the city. During his spare time he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities. These are his first books for Harper Collins.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TRR:
As Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire travel along Lousy Lane toward their new home, they fear the worst.
It's true that Violet Baudelaire has escaped some close calls before. For a fourteen-year-old, she has an extraordinary talent for inventing things. And her brother, Klaus, is also well equipped for emergencies. He has read a great deal and possesses just the sort of knowledge that can get them out of a tight spot. Their younger sister, Sunny, is also helpful in a jam. Though she is only an infant, she has four very sharp teeth, and she likes to bite things.
Still, even though the Baudelaires have great talent among them, they can't help but worry about what sort of guardian their strange Uncle Montgomery Montgomery will be. After all, these siblings are extremely unlucky and they had best be on their guard. Certainly, they will need all of their abilities if they should find themselves faced with a dreadful series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He now lives in the city. During his spare time he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities. These are his first books for Harper Collins.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TWW:
Are things getting better for the Baudelaires? Could they possibly get worse?
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are fortunate to have found a new guardian, Aunt Josephine. Even though she is unusually nervous, she seems nice enough.
And the children are also fortunate to be living so close to a large body of water. It's true that the lake is teeming with ferocious leeches - but if the children wait one hour after eating, they can go swimming.
It is fortunate, too, that the siblings have such a splendid view of the big dark lake. Never mind the news that Hurricane Herman is racing toward them; Aunt Josephine's house is built sturdily on a cliff.
But above all, the children are lucky that they have a home now where they can rest up. For these are the unlucky Baudelaire orphans, and they will certainly need all their strength when everything that could possibly go wrong, suddenly does.
***
Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. A studied expert in rhetorical analysis, Mr. Snicket has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TMM:
As the Baudelaire orphans look out the grimy windows of the train taking them to the Lucky Smells Lumber-mill, they can't help but wonder what lies ahead.
For Violet, who is an inventor, perhaps there will be machines to observe. Machines that saw wood can be very interesting, even though in the wrong hands they can be the cause of ghastly accidents.
And for Klaus, who enjoys reading immensely, perhaps there will be a library. Information found in a book can be very useful. Especially if an evil doctor is lurking about.
And for Sunny, who likes nothing better than to bite things with her four sharp teeth, perhaps there will be bark to chew. It is important to keep teeth sharp when someone close by may be hiding a sword.
As the train pulls into the station, one thing is certain: The unlucky Baudelaire orphans had best keep their teeth, wits, and minds sharp, for whatever awaits them at the mill may well be the deadliest in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. To his horror and dismay he has no wife or children, only enemies, associates, and the occasional loyal manservant. His trial has been delayed, so he is free to continue researching and writing the tragic tales of the Baudelaire orphans for HarperCollins.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TAA:
At such short notice, it's lucky that the Baudelaires were able to find room at boarding school. Even though the dormitory is full, there's sure to be somewhere for them to sleep. It's important to be well rested for school - or in case of an emergency.
It's fortunate too that the siblings will have a chance to meet some other children. Even though some students are rude, or possibly a part of an evil scheme, there's hope that the Baudelaires will make some friends. A good friend can be a great help in a pinch.
The children will even have the chance to take part in a unique athletic program. Even with a sketchy instructor, they will develop strong legs. Strong legs can come in handy for sports - or to run for your life.
With some good sleep, nice friends, a solid education, and strong legs, the Baudelaires will hopefully be as well prepared as they can - just in case their time at school turns out to be another wretched episode in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket first received his education from public schools and private tutors, and then vice versa. He has been hailed as a brilliant scholar, discredited as a brilliant fraud, and mistaken for a much taller man on several occasions. Mr. Snicket’s researching skills are currently and devoutly concentrated on the plight of the Baudelaire orphans, published serially by HarperCollins.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TEE:
As the Baudelaire orphans trudge up the dark stairway that leads to their new home, they can't help but wonder what lies above. Could this be the place where they will finally be safe?
In their luxurious new home, surely they will be able to relax. With some luck, Violet can finally enjoy inventing as a hobby. Unless, of course, she must invent a contraption in an attempt to free friends in danger. And Klaus may find time to enjoy reading in the Squalors' private library. That is, if he doesn't need the books to find one piece of vital information. And Sunny may be able to spend her time gleefully gnawing. Unless she needs to employ her extraordinary teeth to escape a terrifying trap.
What lies above is a mystery, but what is certain is that when you are living on the top floor of a tall apartment building, it's a long way down. The Baudelaires had best be prepared, just in case the penthouse apartment of 667 Dark Avenue presents a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket’s extended family, if they were alive, would describe him as a distinguished scholar, an amateur connoisseur, and an outright gentleman. Unfortunately, this description has been challenged of late, but HarperCollins continues to support his research and writing on the lives of the Baudelaire orphans.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TVV:
As the Baudelaire children hike across the flat dusty terrain leading to the village where they will soon live, they can't help but wonder what lies ahead. Could this be the place where they might finally be happy?
Violet, who is an inventor, might be happy if she gets a chance to do some inventing. Of course, it would be less enjoyable if her invention was desperately needed to escape danger. Her brother, Klaus, loves to read, and might be happy if the town has some books. Though he would not like them as much if he had to stay up all night reading in search of an urgent piece of information. Their baby sister, Sunny, likes to bite things and might be happy if she finds something to sink her teeth into. However, it would be less fun if her teeth got her into big trouble.
Whether their stay in the village will bring the children happiness is a mystery. But as the Baudelaires trudge on toward the hazy town in the distance, they can only hope that what awaits them there isn't the most miserable in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket is the author of quite a few books, all dreadful, and has been accused of many crimes, all falsely. Until recently, he was living someplace else.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
THH:
The Baudelaire orphans need a safe place to stay - somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police; a quiet refuge where they can find shelter and food, and have a chance to try and unravel the mystery that surrounds them. Given the situation, a nearby hospital will have to do.
If things go well, Violet may be able to use her inventing skills to enjoy the various fascinating equipment found at a hospital. And perhaps Klaus, who enjoys reading a great deal, will come across a piece of information in a library that could change the lives of the Baudelaires forever. And though hospitals are already full of dangerous sharp objects, Sunny's four extraordinary teeth may also come in handy.
Indeed, the hospital may be the safest place the Baudelaires can get to for now. And once they are there, they can only hope that their stay at Heimlich Hospital doesn't prove to be the nastiest in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket is widely regarded as one of the most difficult children’s authors to capture and imprison. Recently, he had to give up his hobbies due to laws regarding musical performances in mountainous terrain. Most things written about him are not true, but this is.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City, where among other pursuits, he translates Mr. Snicket’s obscure findings into the images that help readers to understand the horror of the Baudelaire’s plight.
*****
TCC:
Carnivals can be so much fun. They can feature wonderful rides, delicious snacks, remarkable souvenirs, and interesting fortune-tellers. What a perfect place for three charming orphan children to spend some time.
For Violet, who likes to invent things, a carnival might offer just the right sort of broken-down contraptions to create a vehicle that could help her and her siblings escape certain disaster. Her brother, Klaus, who enjoys reading, might come across some interesting documents that reveal an important clue to a great mystery. And Sunny, who likes to bite things with her four sharp teeth, might find some interesting opportunities in a place where one of the attractions is s a display of wild animals.
Indeed, a carnival seems like just the place for three highly skilled orphans, who may discover several opportunities to put their talents to use - particularly if the carnival turns out to be the worst yet in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket published his first book in 1999 and has not had a good night’s sleep since. Once the recipient of several distinguished awards, he is now an escapee of several indistinguishable prisons. Early in his life, Mr Snicket learned to reupholster furniture, a skill that turned out to be far more important than anyone imagined.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona and grew up in Orem, Utah. He studied hard to become an illustrator, but can’t help wondering if he might have chosen to become something safer, like a pirate. Despite the risks, he continues to translate Lemony Snicket’s odd findings into unusual pictures.
*****
TSS:
Snowy highlands can be a welcome destination for those who have been working hard. The Mortmain Mountains, where youngsters can enjoy skiing, snowshoeing, and celebrating an early spring, seems to be a perfect place for the weary Baudelaire orphans to spend some time after their difficult journey.
For Violet, who likes to invent things, the mountains may offer a chance to apply her mechanical skills to an icy test. And for Klaus, who enjoys reading, there may be an opportunity to apply his skill with words to deciphering a well-hidden code. And for Sunny, who has four sharp teeth and enjoys biting things, a mountain hideaway in the company of hungry villains may allow her to apply her toothy skill to provide the villains with food.
The fresh air of this wintry wonderland seems a perfect haven for three highly skilled orphans, who will be well-prepared if their stay in Mortmain Mountains turns out to be the most chilling yet in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Until recently, Lemony Snicket was presumed to be ‘presumed dead’. Instead, this ‘presumed’ presumption wasn’t disproved not to be incorrect. As he continues with his investigation, interest in the Baudelaire case has increased. So has his horror.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. He earned a bachelor’s degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has bee illustrating ever since. His work deciphering the evidence provided by Lemony Snicket into pictures often leaves him so distraught he is awake late into the night.
*****
TGG:
Time spent by the sea can be refreshing and rejuvenating, and may be just the thing the Baudelaire orphans need after their exhausting mountain adventure.
Violet, who likes to invent things, would surely find interesting contraptions to explore in a sea-bound vessel such as a submarine. Klaus, an avid reader, would certainly be interested in doing some research into the peculiar habits of certain mushrooms. And Sunny, who loves to bite things, and is learning to cook, may enjoy the surprising food that comes from the sea.
Regardless of all the wonders the world of water has to offer, the Baudelaire siblings should hone their skills while ocean bound, just in case this journey turns out to be the most dreadful yet in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket has received several citations for bravery in the face of evil and several more for caution when bravery might have proven to be more trouble than it was worth. He was last seen by witnesses who proved to be unreliable and/or of a particularly suspicious nature. In his spare time he hides all traces of his actions.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. In order to depict the tragic lives of the Baudelaire orphans, he uses broken pencils, dried-up paint, and boxes and boxes of tissues.
*****
TPP:
After any harrowing struggle, it is nice to consider checking into a hotel for a rest. In fact, this might be just the break Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire could use after their wearying deep-sea adventure.
A hotel can be a good choice for any family vacation. With so many floors, such a variety of rooms, and a curious array of guests, spending time in the safety of the right hotel can be the perfect learning environment for children of any age. A keen researcher like Klaus, an adept inventor like Violet, and a sharp-toothed culinary master like Sunny are all sure to find engaging diversions during their stay.
Regardless of how they pass their time while at a hotel, the three siblings will be sure to take in all the interesting sights and sounds -- and write them down -- just in case this episode turns out to be the darkest yet in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket has been chronicling the lives of the Baudelaire children with only occasional breaks for food, rest, and court-appointed swordfights. His hobbies include nervous apprehension, increasing dread, and wondering if his enemies were right after all.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. He earned a bachelor’s degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. Sometimes, he finds his work so distressing that he sends himself flowers, but it never helps.
*****
The End:
Few things are more fulfilling than reaching the end after a long and arduous journey, and nobody has taken a longer or more arduous journey than the Baudelaire orphans.
What better place to celebrate their grand achievement than a tropical island? Violet, with her inventive mind, could create things from debris that washes up on shore, like doilies or a giant snake. Sunny, whose culinary talents have really evolved, could whip something up using coconuts or a whisk. And Klaus, an avid reader, might finally settle into a good long book, perhaps one that will at last answer some of the questions that have been with him since the beginning.
Regardless of how they spend their time amid the lovely scenery, the Baudelaires should keep their wits about them. After all, it would be a shame if this turned out to be the terminal chapter of their lives, rather than the terminal chapter in A Series of Unfortunate Events.
***
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. He is hopeful that with the publication of the last book in A Series of Unfortunate Events, he’ll be able to step outside more often in the daytime, and sleep better at night.
Lemony Snicket is the author of all 170 chapters of A Series of Unfortunate Events. He is almost finished.
*****
Chapter Fourteen:
Lemony Snicket is still at large.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. Unfortunately, he gets out rarely during the daytime, and sleeps very little at night.
*****
The Pony Party!:
Giddy-up!
Saddle up for a hayload of happiness when the luckiest kids in the world go to a party! With ponies! There’s a rollicking good time to be had by Laurie, Larry, and Lil’ Linda Lotsaluck when the weather is nice and there’s enough cake for everyone! What fun these gleeful siblings will have making new friends, trying new things, and riding REAL ponies! There’s even a big prize to win for having the prettiest pony … and guess who wins it? Not Old Man Grumpus, that’s for sure!!
Kids of all ages will giggle out loud at the delightful book librarians everywhere are calling “due back in two weeks or else you have to pay a fine.”
So come along, pardner! Everyone’s invited!
ALL AGES!
From the young … to the young at heart!
***
Loney M. Setnick loves children, cupcakes, pretty songs, and sunny days. When she is not writing the gleeful adventures of The Luckiest Kids in the World, she often works as a volunteer teaching children to skip.
Beth Quiltrest is always happy when she wins a contest. She says that illustrating the madcap adventures of the world’s giddiest siblings makes her writhe with joy.
With author and illustrator profiles from each book.
Note: The Egmont editions sometimes have slightly different blurbs; all changes are superficial and do not merit reproduction of the alternative.
TBB:
It's a good thing that Violet Baudelaire has a real knack for inventing things. When misery comes to call, the right invention at the right time can mean everything.
It's also fortunate that her brother, Klaus, has read lots of books and knows many important things, like how to tell an alligator from a crocodile and who killed Julius Caesar. When everything that can possibly go wrong does, a small fact can be vital.
It's lucky, too, that Sunny Baudelaire, the youngest sibling, likes to bite things. Even though she is an infant, and scarcely larger than a boot, she has four very big and sharp teeth. When trouble comes along, sharp teeth can save the day.
But most of all, it is good fortune that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are as sturdy and resilient as they are, for ahead of these three children lies a seemingly infinite series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He now lives in the city. During his spare time he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities. These are his first books for Harper Collins.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TRR:
As Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire travel along Lousy Lane toward their new home, they fear the worst.
It's true that Violet Baudelaire has escaped some close calls before. For a fourteen-year-old, she has an extraordinary talent for inventing things. And her brother, Klaus, is also well equipped for emergencies. He has read a great deal and possesses just the sort of knowledge that can get them out of a tight spot. Their younger sister, Sunny, is also helpful in a jam. Though she is only an infant, she has four very sharp teeth, and she likes to bite things.
Still, even though the Baudelaires have great talent among them, they can't help but worry about what sort of guardian their strange Uncle Montgomery Montgomery will be. After all, these siblings are extremely unlucky and they had best be on their guard. Certainly, they will need all of their abilities if they should find themselves faced with a dreadful series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He now lives in the city. During his spare time he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities. These are his first books for Harper Collins.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TWW:
Are things getting better for the Baudelaires? Could they possibly get worse?
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are fortunate to have found a new guardian, Aunt Josephine. Even though she is unusually nervous, she seems nice enough.
And the children are also fortunate to be living so close to a large body of water. It's true that the lake is teeming with ferocious leeches - but if the children wait one hour after eating, they can go swimming.
It is fortunate, too, that the siblings have such a splendid view of the big dark lake. Never mind the news that Hurricane Herman is racing toward them; Aunt Josephine's house is built sturdily on a cliff.
But above all, the children are lucky that they have a home now where they can rest up. For these are the unlucky Baudelaire orphans, and they will certainly need all their strength when everything that could possibly go wrong, suddenly does.
***
Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. A studied expert in rhetorical analysis, Mr. Snicket has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TMM:
As the Baudelaire orphans look out the grimy windows of the train taking them to the Lucky Smells Lumber-mill, they can't help but wonder what lies ahead.
For Violet, who is an inventor, perhaps there will be machines to observe. Machines that saw wood can be very interesting, even though in the wrong hands they can be the cause of ghastly accidents.
And for Klaus, who enjoys reading immensely, perhaps there will be a library. Information found in a book can be very useful. Especially if an evil doctor is lurking about.
And for Sunny, who likes nothing better than to bite things with her four sharp teeth, perhaps there will be bark to chew. It is important to keep teeth sharp when someone close by may be hiding a sword.
As the train pulls into the station, one thing is certain: The unlucky Baudelaire orphans had best keep their teeth, wits, and minds sharp, for whatever awaits them at the mill may well be the deadliest in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. To his horror and dismay he has no wife or children, only enemies, associates, and the occasional loyal manservant. His trial has been delayed, so he is free to continue researching and writing the tragic tales of the Baudelaire orphans for HarperCollins.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TAA:
At such short notice, it's lucky that the Baudelaires were able to find room at boarding school. Even though the dormitory is full, there's sure to be somewhere for them to sleep. It's important to be well rested for school - or in case of an emergency.
It's fortunate too that the siblings will have a chance to meet some other children. Even though some students are rude, or possibly a part of an evil scheme, there's hope that the Baudelaires will make some friends. A good friend can be a great help in a pinch.
The children will even have the chance to take part in a unique athletic program. Even with a sketchy instructor, they will develop strong legs. Strong legs can come in handy for sports - or to run for your life.
With some good sleep, nice friends, a solid education, and strong legs, the Baudelaires will hopefully be as well prepared as they can - just in case their time at school turns out to be another wretched episode in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket first received his education from public schools and private tutors, and then vice versa. He has been hailed as a brilliant scholar, discredited as a brilliant fraud, and mistaken for a much taller man on several occasions. Mr. Snicket’s researching skills are currently and devoutly concentrated on the plight of the Baudelaire orphans, published serially by HarperCollins.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TEE:
As the Baudelaire orphans trudge up the dark stairway that leads to their new home, they can't help but wonder what lies above. Could this be the place where they will finally be safe?
In their luxurious new home, surely they will be able to relax. With some luck, Violet can finally enjoy inventing as a hobby. Unless, of course, she must invent a contraption in an attempt to free friends in danger. And Klaus may find time to enjoy reading in the Squalors' private library. That is, if he doesn't need the books to find one piece of vital information. And Sunny may be able to spend her time gleefully gnawing. Unless she needs to employ her extraordinary teeth to escape a terrifying trap.
What lies above is a mystery, but what is certain is that when you are living on the top floor of a tall apartment building, it's a long way down. The Baudelaires had best be prepared, just in case the penthouse apartment of 667 Dark Avenue presents a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket’s extended family, if they were alive, would describe him as a distinguished scholar, an amateur connoisseur, and an outright gentleman. Unfortunately, this description has been challenged of late, but HarperCollins continues to support his research and writing on the lives of the Baudelaire orphans.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
TVV:
As the Baudelaire children hike across the flat dusty terrain leading to the village where they will soon live, they can't help but wonder what lies ahead. Could this be the place where they might finally be happy?
Violet, who is an inventor, might be happy if she gets a chance to do some inventing. Of course, it would be less enjoyable if her invention was desperately needed to escape danger. Her brother, Klaus, loves to read, and might be happy if the town has some books. Though he would not like them as much if he had to stay up all night reading in search of an urgent piece of information. Their baby sister, Sunny, likes to bite things and might be happy if she finds something to sink her teeth into. However, it would be less fun if her teeth got her into big trouble.
Whether their stay in the village will bring the children happiness is a mystery. But as the Baudelaires trudge on toward the hazy town in the distance, they can only hope that what awaits them there isn't the most miserable in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket is the author of quite a few books, all dreadful, and has been accused of many crimes, all falsely. Until recently, he was living someplace else.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City. He earned a bachelor degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. His art has appeared in many publications, including Cricket magazine and The New York Times.
*****
THH:
The Baudelaire orphans need a safe place to stay - somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police; a quiet refuge where they can find shelter and food, and have a chance to try and unravel the mystery that surrounds them. Given the situation, a nearby hospital will have to do.
If things go well, Violet may be able to use her inventing skills to enjoy the various fascinating equipment found at a hospital. And perhaps Klaus, who enjoys reading a great deal, will come across a piece of information in a library that could change the lives of the Baudelaires forever. And though hospitals are already full of dangerous sharp objects, Sunny's four extraordinary teeth may also come in handy.
Indeed, the hospital may be the safest place the Baudelaires can get to for now. And once they are there, they can only hope that their stay at Heimlich Hospital doesn't prove to be the nastiest in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket is widely regarded as one of the most difficult children’s authors to capture and imprison. Recently, he had to give up his hobbies due to laws regarding musical performances in mountainous terrain. Most things written about him are not true, but this is.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in New York City, where among other pursuits, he translates Mr. Snicket’s obscure findings into the images that help readers to understand the horror of the Baudelaire’s plight.
*****
TCC:
Carnivals can be so much fun. They can feature wonderful rides, delicious snacks, remarkable souvenirs, and interesting fortune-tellers. What a perfect place for three charming orphan children to spend some time.
For Violet, who likes to invent things, a carnival might offer just the right sort of broken-down contraptions to create a vehicle that could help her and her siblings escape certain disaster. Her brother, Klaus, who enjoys reading, might come across some interesting documents that reveal an important clue to a great mystery. And Sunny, who likes to bite things with her four sharp teeth, might find some interesting opportunities in a place where one of the attractions is s a display of wild animals.
Indeed, a carnival seems like just the place for three highly skilled orphans, who may discover several opportunities to put their talents to use - particularly if the carnival turns out to be the worst yet in a series of unfortunate events.
***
Lemony Snicket published his first book in 1999 and has not had a good night’s sleep since. Once the recipient of several distinguished awards, he is now an escapee of several indistinguishable prisons. Early in his life, Mr Snicket learned to reupholster furniture, a skill that turned out to be far more important than anyone imagined.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona and grew up in Orem, Utah. He studied hard to become an illustrator, but can’t help wondering if he might have chosen to become something safer, like a pirate. Despite the risks, he continues to translate Lemony Snicket’s odd findings into unusual pictures.
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TSS:
Snowy highlands can be a welcome destination for those who have been working hard. The Mortmain Mountains, where youngsters can enjoy skiing, snowshoeing, and celebrating an early spring, seems to be a perfect place for the weary Baudelaire orphans to spend some time after their difficult journey.
For Violet, who likes to invent things, the mountains may offer a chance to apply her mechanical skills to an icy test. And for Klaus, who enjoys reading, there may be an opportunity to apply his skill with words to deciphering a well-hidden code. And for Sunny, who has four sharp teeth and enjoys biting things, a mountain hideaway in the company of hungry villains may allow her to apply her toothy skill to provide the villains with food.
The fresh air of this wintry wonderland seems a perfect haven for three highly skilled orphans, who will be well-prepared if their stay in Mortmain Mountains turns out to be the most chilling yet in a series of unfortunate events.
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Until recently, Lemony Snicket was presumed to be ‘presumed dead’. Instead, this ‘presumed’ presumption wasn’t disproved not to be incorrect. As he continues with his investigation, interest in the Baudelaire case has increased. So has his horror.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. He earned a bachelor’s degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has bee illustrating ever since. His work deciphering the evidence provided by Lemony Snicket into pictures often leaves him so distraught he is awake late into the night.
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TGG:
Time spent by the sea can be refreshing and rejuvenating, and may be just the thing the Baudelaire orphans need after their exhausting mountain adventure.
Violet, who likes to invent things, would surely find interesting contraptions to explore in a sea-bound vessel such as a submarine. Klaus, an avid reader, would certainly be interested in doing some research into the peculiar habits of certain mushrooms. And Sunny, who loves to bite things, and is learning to cook, may enjoy the surprising food that comes from the sea.
Regardless of all the wonders the world of water has to offer, the Baudelaire siblings should hone their skills while ocean bound, just in case this journey turns out to be the most dreadful yet in a series of unfortunate events.
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Lemony Snicket has received several citations for bravery in the face of evil and several more for caution when bravery might have proven to be more trouble than it was worth. He was last seen by witnesses who proved to be unreliable and/or of a particularly suspicious nature. In his spare time he hides all traces of his actions.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. In order to depict the tragic lives of the Baudelaire orphans, he uses broken pencils, dried-up paint, and boxes and boxes of tissues.
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TPP:
After any harrowing struggle, it is nice to consider checking into a hotel for a rest. In fact, this might be just the break Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire could use after their wearying deep-sea adventure.
A hotel can be a good choice for any family vacation. With so many floors, such a variety of rooms, and a curious array of guests, spending time in the safety of the right hotel can be the perfect learning environment for children of any age. A keen researcher like Klaus, an adept inventor like Violet, and a sharp-toothed culinary master like Sunny are all sure to find engaging diversions during their stay.
Regardless of how they pass their time while at a hotel, the three siblings will be sure to take in all the interesting sights and sounds -- and write them down -- just in case this episode turns out to be the darkest yet in a series of unfortunate events.
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Lemony Snicket has been chronicling the lives of the Baudelaire children with only occasional breaks for food, rest, and court-appointed swordfights. His hobbies include nervous apprehension, increasing dread, and wondering if his enemies were right after all.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. He earned a bachelor’s degree in fine arts from Brigham Young University and has been illustrating ever since. Sometimes, he finds his work so distressing that he sends himself flowers, but it never helps.
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The End:
Few things are more fulfilling than reaching the end after a long and arduous journey, and nobody has taken a longer or more arduous journey than the Baudelaire orphans.
What better place to celebrate their grand achievement than a tropical island? Violet, with her inventive mind, could create things from debris that washes up on shore, like doilies or a giant snake. Sunny, whose culinary talents have really evolved, could whip something up using coconuts or a whisk. And Klaus, an avid reader, might finally settle into a good long book, perhaps one that will at last answer some of the questions that have been with him since the beginning.
Regardless of how they spend their time amid the lovely scenery, the Baudelaires should keep their wits about them. After all, it would be a shame if this turned out to be the terminal chapter of their lives, rather than the terminal chapter in A Series of Unfortunate Events.
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Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. He is hopeful that with the publication of the last book in A Series of Unfortunate Events, he’ll be able to step outside more often in the daytime, and sleep better at night.
Lemony Snicket is the author of all 170 chapters of A Series of Unfortunate Events. He is almost finished.
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Chapter Fourteen:
Lemony Snicket is still at large.
Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, grew up in Orem, Utah, and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. Unfortunately, he gets out rarely during the daytime, and sleeps very little at night.
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The Pony Party!:
Giddy-up!
Saddle up for a hayload of happiness when the luckiest kids in the world go to a party! With ponies! There’s a rollicking good time to be had by Laurie, Larry, and Lil’ Linda Lotsaluck when the weather is nice and there’s enough cake for everyone! What fun these gleeful siblings will have making new friends, trying new things, and riding REAL ponies! There’s even a big prize to win for having the prettiest pony … and guess who wins it? Not Old Man Grumpus, that’s for sure!!
Kids of all ages will giggle out loud at the delightful book librarians everywhere are calling “due back in two weeks or else you have to pay a fine.”
So come along, pardner! Everyone’s invited!
ALL AGES!
From the young … to the young at heart!
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Loney M. Setnick loves children, cupcakes, pretty songs, and sunny days. When she is not writing the gleeful adventures of The Luckiest Kids in the World, she often works as a volunteer teaching children to skip.
Beth Quiltrest is always happy when she wins a contest. She says that illustrating the madcap adventures of the world’s giddiest siblings makes her writhe with joy.