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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Feb 25, 2004 20:32:10 GMT -5
Esme`: Hello!! Welcome to The Price is Mine!! I'm your host Esme` Gigi Geniveve Squalor. This game show is designed for you to do games and then win prizes! NOT!! You win prizes and give them all to me!! Come on let's get some contestants!!
Gary: (tied up in the back trying to get out)
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Feb 25, 2004 21:53:11 GMT -5
[this sounds more like an RPG] Oh, well.
Otterkit: *Runs to the back to help Gary, Violet's long lost twin!* Hold on! I'm coming!
Esme: Stop right there you filthy an-- Wait! Otters are in! **smothers Otterkit**
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Post by Mental on Feb 26, 2004 5:17:59 GMT -5
i have no idea what you're talking about but i'll join
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 26, 2004 16:13:11 GMT -5
Dupin: *raises hand* I'll join.
Esme: No way you-My gosh! Dupin's are totally in!! *smothers Dupin*
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Feb 26, 2004 16:28:18 GMT -5
Esme`: Back to the show!!!
First off for our first game we have... Who was it you fool!!!?? (punches the camera man while she wears her lamp dress) Lamp dresses are very In right now. Also fish and wearing computers... GET ME A HUMAN MARTINI!! They're so In they're retro!! First game is Esme`: She's So Beautiful. Come on Dupin!!
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Post by JM on Feb 26, 2004 20:47:53 GMT -5
i'll be here to
i'll be quiqley hey violet lets go in the back not just to help gary ;D
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 27, 2004 11:58:00 GMT -5
Dupin: *walks down onto stage*
This game seems fun!
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Feb 27, 2004 19:26:03 GMT -5
Esme`: (Drinks the human martini) It's actually disgusting but reaaaaaaaaaallllllyy IN!! QUIGLEY GO BACK THERE AND I'LL SEND THE SALMONELLA MAN ON YOU!!!
Anyway, Dupin you have to go to the sign of me: BUY ONE OR I'LL BURN YOU!!: and you have to tell me how beautiful I am. The sign will give you money, which you have to put in the little box that says POST OFFICE. Then the money will be sent up here to me. Do it in ten seconds or I'll burn you!!!
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 28, 2004 4:42:06 GMT -5
Dupin: *does whatever strange thing Esme asks*
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Post by jayK on Feb 28, 2004 4:45:53 GMT -5
I'll join
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Feb 28, 2004 11:57:41 GMT -5
Esme`: HA HA!!! (Takes 6,000,000,000 dollars) I'M RICH... again!!
Dr. C Ski you will have to play Dictionary!! Just keep going through the dictionaries until you find a picture of mwah. Then you must put it in this little bag you have. Throw the bag in the shredder and go to Cafe` Salmonella. OK!! GO!!! 25 seconds on the clock!!
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Post by jayK on Feb 28, 2004 13:09:53 GMT -5
I found you under the word: stupid, and it only took 18 seconds:)
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Feb 28, 2004 17:03:00 GMT -5
Esme`: WHY YOU!! GIVE ME THAT!! (Takes the book and looks under stupid to see a picture of herself) I do look stunning don't I? Besides that!! Dupin guy, you will now give me twenty dollars. No game this is the fee.
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Post by jayK on Feb 29, 2004 2:13:08 GMT -5
what about me? *starts acting freakishly*
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Feb 29, 2004 15:10:26 GMT -5
Esme`: You give me 200 dollars. I do look stunning!! (poses for a new picture for the dictionary) NEW IN!!! YES!!! New in is... dancing while you play my game in your underwear!! (rips off her dress) There!!
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