Post by melon head. on Dec 17, 2008 5:34:41 GMT -5
Esme gingerly tapped her head and gasped, looking down at her hand. It was blood-soaked. She whimpered and her eyes flickered shut slowly, her vision gradually becoming more and more blurry. Ernest, Matt and Steve seemed to see her loss of consciousness as their cue, and sprung forward, ready to carry her to whatever sinister place they had planned.
"Freeze, sucka!"
Kit and R were suddenly upon the trio, both looking equally furious and sinister. From behind the door, Beatrice and Lemony looked at each other in disbelief.
Ernest snorted. "'Freeze sucka'?" He asked doubtfully.
Kit grimaced. "Yeah, it was a bit of a spur of the moment thing, my apologies. I just thought'd be cool, but unfortunately it didn't come out as awesome as I intended, but I still think-"
R cleared her throat and indicated towards Ernest.
"Right!" Kit exclaimed. "Now Ernest, I recommend that you get your slimy, lame-assed, no good hands off my friend, or you'll pay."
Matt and Steve cried out in mock fear.
"Watcha gonna do, Snicket?" Ernest asked tauntingly. "Gonna shove one of your perfect report cards up my butt?"
R rolled her eyes. "Ernie, don't mess with us. Kit here has spent the last thirteen years of her life perfecting Karate, Judo, and kick-boxing. And me... well, the reason I'm at this school is because I personally magee-slapped enough of the idiots like yourself at my old school that the end result was my expulsion." She smirked at her cousin, daring him with her eyes to attack them.
Ernest took up this offer. "Please," he cackled. "Three boys against two girls. Bring it."
R laughed and snapped Matt easily into a headlock. "Oh my God, you're actually taking advantage of this moment to stare down my top!" She said, noticing where Matt's eyes were. "Tear them away or I'll rip your head off."
She kicked Matt in the shin and dropped him, then punched Steve in the nose. He collapsed next to his friend.
"You two make a cute couple," R laughed sweetly.
Meanwhile, Kit threw herself on to Ernest's back, pulled off her show and whacked him over the head with it. "LEAVE-MY-BOYFRIEND-ALONE!" She yelled, hitting him on every syllable. She jumped off him, shoved him to the floor and sat on him.
"Esme!" R exclaimed. "Are you okay?"
Esme nodded groggily, moaning.
"I'll take her to the nurse," R said, suddenly quiet. "There's someone you might want to see, Kit."
She scooped Esme up into her ridiculously strong arms and marched away from Kit. Kit turned around, wondering who R had been referring to. There he was, looking impressed and mildly disturbed at the scene before him.
"Dewey," Kit muttered softly.
"Hey," Dewey said, sitting down next to Kit (On Ernest, of course) and planting a kiss on her mouth. "How are you?"
Kit shrugged. "You would not believe the week I've had..."
"Freeze, sucka!"
Kit and R were suddenly upon the trio, both looking equally furious and sinister. From behind the door, Beatrice and Lemony looked at each other in disbelief.
Ernest snorted. "'Freeze sucka'?" He asked doubtfully.
Kit grimaced. "Yeah, it was a bit of a spur of the moment thing, my apologies. I just thought'd be cool, but unfortunately it didn't come out as awesome as I intended, but I still think-"
R cleared her throat and indicated towards Ernest.
"Right!" Kit exclaimed. "Now Ernest, I recommend that you get your slimy, lame-assed, no good hands off my friend, or you'll pay."
Matt and Steve cried out in mock fear.
"Watcha gonna do, Snicket?" Ernest asked tauntingly. "Gonna shove one of your perfect report cards up my butt?"
R rolled her eyes. "Ernie, don't mess with us. Kit here has spent the last thirteen years of her life perfecting Karate, Judo, and kick-boxing. And me... well, the reason I'm at this school is because I personally magee-slapped enough of the idiots like yourself at my old school that the end result was my expulsion." She smirked at her cousin, daring him with her eyes to attack them.
Ernest took up this offer. "Please," he cackled. "Three boys against two girls. Bring it."
R laughed and snapped Matt easily into a headlock. "Oh my God, you're actually taking advantage of this moment to stare down my top!" She said, noticing where Matt's eyes were. "Tear them away or I'll rip your head off."
She kicked Matt in the shin and dropped him, then punched Steve in the nose. He collapsed next to his friend.
"You two make a cute couple," R laughed sweetly.
Meanwhile, Kit threw herself on to Ernest's back, pulled off her show and whacked him over the head with it. "LEAVE-MY-BOYFRIEND-ALONE!" She yelled, hitting him on every syllable. She jumped off him, shoved him to the floor and sat on him.
"Esme!" R exclaimed. "Are you okay?"
Esme nodded groggily, moaning.
"I'll take her to the nurse," R said, suddenly quiet. "There's someone you might want to see, Kit."
She scooped Esme up into her ridiculously strong arms and marched away from Kit. Kit turned around, wondering who R had been referring to. There he was, looking impressed and mildly disturbed at the scene before him.
"Dewey," Kit muttered softly.
"Hey," Dewey said, sitting down next to Kit (On Ernest, of course) and planting a kiss on her mouth. "How are you?"
Kit shrugged. "You would not believe the week I've had..."