Post by Hermedy on Jul 4, 2008 9:16:36 GMT -5
Thank you for participating in the Anniversary contests. Here are this year's winners:
Tricky Trivia: Gigi
Entry: 13 correct answers
Weird Ship Contest: Sixteen
Entry: "Beachess" (read it here: www.asoue.proboards11.com/index.cgi?board=writing&action=display&thread=26061)
Risible Rewrites: kopple
Entry: The next morning, when the children stumbled drunkingly from their bedroom, after a late night clubbing, they walked into the kitchen and rather that a note from Count Olaf they found Count Olaf Himself.
"Good morning, orphans," he said. "I have your oatmeal all ready in bowls for you."
The children took seats at the kitchen table and stared angrily into their oatmeal. If you knew Count Olaf, and he suddenly served you a meal after treating you badly, wouldn't you want it to be something nicer like bacon and eggs or a pineapple upside-down cake? But instead, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny found that fresh raspberries, who they dispised, had been sprinkled on top of each of their portions of the digusting, dripping, oatmeal. The Baudelaire orphans hadn't had raspberries since their parents had died, although last time their parents gave them raspberries, they were so disgusted by the taste that they pushed them down the stairs. Then Klaus finally spoke.
"Oatmeal! You want to make it up to us and you give us disgusting oatmeal."
"Piggy!"Sunny demanded, which probably meant something like, "I want Bacon! I can't bite oatmeal, you disgusting cow! You should be ashamed of your self!"
Tragic Tributes: Willis (The Nice Carver)
Entry: 667 Dark Tournament, which can be read here - www.asoue.proboards11.com/index.cgi?board=writing&action=display&thread=24390
Thoughtful Theories: BSam
Entry:
I beleive that Sunny is actually a vegetable wearing one of Olaf's disguises.
My evidence supporting this is as follows;
- shes been described as the size of an eggplant
- fits into a casserole dish
- she says "i am not a baby"
and finally
- during SORE olaf couldn't tell the difference between sunny and a sack of potatoes
maybe because there WAS NO DIFERENCE!
Non-staff members will be temporarily promoted.
Tricky Trivia: Gigi
Entry: 13 correct answers
Weird Ship Contest: Sixteen
Entry: "Beachess" (read it here: www.asoue.proboards11.com/index.cgi?board=writing&action=display&thread=26061)
Risible Rewrites: kopple
Entry: The next morning, when the children stumbled drunkingly from their bedroom, after a late night clubbing, they walked into the kitchen and rather that a note from Count Olaf they found Count Olaf Himself.
"Good morning, orphans," he said. "I have your oatmeal all ready in bowls for you."
The children took seats at the kitchen table and stared angrily into their oatmeal. If you knew Count Olaf, and he suddenly served you a meal after treating you badly, wouldn't you want it to be something nicer like bacon and eggs or a pineapple upside-down cake? But instead, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny found that fresh raspberries, who they dispised, had been sprinkled on top of each of their portions of the digusting, dripping, oatmeal. The Baudelaire orphans hadn't had raspberries since their parents had died, although last time their parents gave them raspberries, they were so disgusted by the taste that they pushed them down the stairs. Then Klaus finally spoke.
"Oatmeal! You want to make it up to us and you give us disgusting oatmeal."
"Piggy!"Sunny demanded, which probably meant something like, "I want Bacon! I can't bite oatmeal, you disgusting cow! You should be ashamed of your self!"
Tragic Tributes: Willis (The Nice Carver)
Entry: 667 Dark Tournament, which can be read here - www.asoue.proboards11.com/index.cgi?board=writing&action=display&thread=24390
Thoughtful Theories: BSam
Entry:
I beleive that Sunny is actually a vegetable wearing one of Olaf's disguises.
My evidence supporting this is as follows;
- shes been described as the size of an eggplant
- fits into a casserole dish
- she says "i am not a baby"
and finally
- during SORE olaf couldn't tell the difference between sunny and a sack of potatoes
maybe because there WAS NO DIFERENCE!
Non-staff members will be temporarily promoted.