It's kind of weird that I'm presenting this award. I know nothing about "improvement." In fact, I'm kind of the antithesis of the concept.
Hi, everyone, it's J.
We had two nominees for this; Elle and Jacob. It was a close race*, and I'm pleased at the results. You see, I'm actually familiar with the winner. I can say stuff about the person who won. From my own personal experience with Jacob* I'd say he deserves this award. We had a rocky start, him being what appeared to be an bear and me being a magee. I left this site shortly after a pseudo-reconciliation, so I haven't had a chance to witness his complete metamorphosis. However, I'm sure he deserves this award and I'm proud to present it to him.
*I don't actually know if the race was close. *The winner
"Kill the lights, these children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks. It feels right, all these asphixiated, self medicated, take the white pill, you'll feel alright."- I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby by 3OH!3