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Post by Spymaster E on Jul 27, 2007 14:34:25 GMT -5
Lemony: Klaus stared at his immen sly boring book, flipped it aside, and then flipped on the tv.
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Aug 5, 2007 19:48:43 GMT -5
Klaus: Oh no it is the evil Lord Voldemort! What ever shall I do? Violet: Uh, how about casting the Killing Curse on yourself? Klaus: And that would help me how? Violet: …Well, for one thing, you wouldn't have to be on his top five of his "To Kill For Being Mudbloods" list. Klaus: I am not a Mudblood…Avada Kedavra! *kills Violet* Nooooooooooo!!!!! *Voldemort flies away, cackling with insane laughter as Sirius Black, who had just came back from the Veil, kicked Klaus senseless.*
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Post by Spymaster E on Aug 9, 2007 20:21:37 GMT -5
Count Olaf: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty, and BRRRRIIIIIIIIIIHGGGGGGGGHHHHT!
Jerry Falwell: It's okay to be gay.
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Aug 10, 2007 20:00:35 GMT -5
Count Olaf: *Tries to make a new identity for himself by process of name anagrams* COUNT OLAF – TNOUC OALF – FLAO TOUCN – "Man, I bet Lord Voldemort didn't have this much trouble with anagramming his name into cool titles as I do."
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Later, in the Chamber of Secrets…… Olaf: So you are Voldemort? The guy I've heard about? Riddle: Yes. *TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE — I AM LORD VOLDEMORT* Olaf: That was your original name!? Tom Marvolo Riddle sounds far better than Lord Voldemort in my opinion— Riddle: I don't care about your opinion…And I hate that name!…Crucio! Olaf: *Screams in agony* Riddle: *Lifts curse and marks Olaf as his equal*
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At Olaf's house, the Baudelaires and Count Olaf are hanging out in the rumpus room, when…
Klaus: Olaf, I think it's time for you to admit your being an arsonist.
Olaf: *begins to retort*
Violet: *hurriedly* Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Olaf: Here orphans! Try on this new puffy shirt I bought for one of you.
Klaus: Why…this looks like what a pirate would wear. I don't wanna be a pirate! Take back your puffy shirt!
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Post by thistledown on Aug 10, 2007 22:29:33 GMT -5
Lol--Sirius--was that from Seinfeld? *laughs*
Violet: Wosteshire sauce? It says on the lable NOT TO BE USED AS EMBALMING FLUID...but...what the heck! Olaf is dead and he's starting to smell, so...
Sunny: Don't do it Violet!
Klaus: Heh heh heh...don't pay attention to the warning lable. They're almost always incorrect.
Violet: Okay Klaus!
5 hours later...
Olaf: I...need...to eat...brains...
Baudelaires: Aaaah! Zombie!
Beatrice: In the snow!
Lemony: On the island!
Ish: In my bed--er--head!
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Aug 11, 2007 13:41:31 GMT -5
Yes, it is. I've been watching seasons 1-8 this month on DVD.
Olaf: Okay Baudelaire orphans, I will teach you how to fend off various opponents with different methods. First, I will send a tiger after you, and you will kill it with the gun.
*Tiger rushes forth, mauling Olaf. Olaf is shot by all three Baudelaires*
Olaf: O-okay…let's learn how to defend yourselves against somebody who wants to steal strawberries from your refrigerator or on your person.
*A strawberry-crazed man tries to steal Olaf's strawberries that were in a pocket, and a 20-ton weight impaled Olaf, dropped by the Baudelaires*
Olaf: And now you will defend yourselves from an Incredibly Deadly Viper!
*Viper slithers to Olaf and bites him as the Baudelaires poke Olaf with sticks, which, added to the other numerous injuries Olaf has attained, kills him*
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Post by Spymaster E on Aug 17, 2007 13:37:03 GMT -5
All ASOUE characters: *singing to High School Musical* We're all in this together, and we know that we get, hand and hand, make our dreams come true! Together, together, together, everyone! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VFD elders: Screw the rules. The people who follow them always lose!
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Aug 30, 2007 18:32:47 GMT -5
Olaf: *Gives Lemony a hug*
Lemony: *Becomes not depressed*
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Post by violet on Sept 14, 2007 17:38:15 GMT -5
One day,Quigley was going out with a girl.
Violet(to Quigley):HEY HEY!YOU YOU!I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND1NO WA NO WAY!I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE!YOU'RE SO FINE I WANT YA MINE YOUR SO DELICIOUS!I THINK ABOUT YA ALL THE TIME YA SO PREDDITIVE!.......
Klaus:*looks at the cover of Harry Potter And the Deathly Hallows and points to Harry*that's me!that's ME!
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Post by SadOccasion on Sept 22, 2007 13:10:42 GMT -5
Lemony: Well-read people are generally the most dull and uninteresting.
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Post by violet on Sept 22, 2007 16:20:23 GMT -5
Violet:ha ha Klaus Sunny and my names are colors (violet purple and Sunny yellow) and your's insn't! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *when Esme and Olaf break up in TPP,Esme sings the Potential Breakup song* if you never heard The Pontential Breakup Song,click the link: www.veoh.com/videos/v966702dzWFSg4EEsme and Carmelita:*sings song to Count Olaf*
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Sept 23, 2007 16:09:09 GMT -5
Count Olaf: Baudelaires, I am a good person, and will you please tell me whether coconuts migrate or not?
Klaus: Of course they migrate! They just need to be carried by two laden swallows.
Count Olaf: What do you mean, an African swallow or a European swallow?
Klaus: What!? I don’t know that!
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Post by violet on Oct 21, 2007 16:45:10 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket:I don't like doing research,so I think that the Baudelaire orphans found out the meaning of VFD,found thier parents and now live in Mexico,getting free food at Mexican restrants.One day,they won the biggest hankercheif award and won a pet bunny as a prize.
((and Tigerclaw,I rotfl at the listerine thing))
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Post by Beatrice Extraordinaire on Nov 4, 2007 16:41:10 GMT -5
As Duncan passed by Violet's bedroom he hears laughter, He flings open the door, & he sees Violet & Olaf.
Violet: I can explain!
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Post by thistledown on Nov 4, 2007 22:27:39 GMT -5
Esme: I'm so tired of being 'in' all of the time.
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