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Post by Jacques Snicket on Jul 20, 2008 10:18:15 GMT -5
Count Olaf: At last, I will take over the Hotel Denouement with my massive army! Arsonists Anonymous, forward!!!!!
AA: *roars*
Mr. Poe: Quickly, we must fight back! Fight!
Olaf's army surges into Hotel, burning everything while battling the guests and concierges.
Hope faded for the Denouementers as the three managers, triplets, all fell to the harpoons of the enemy.
But Lemony, author of the Series, took up his character's plot!
Lemony rushes over and writes Olaf into a fatal corner.
Count Olaf, the enemy of the noble people of aSoUE, was defeated.
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Post by Xandy on Dec 23, 2008 14:03:08 GMT -5
(in EE) Random guy walk past empty evevator shaft hears two voices cursing at olaf RG: Knew i should'nt have eaten that bread *walks off*
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t
Catastrophic Captain
Posts: 80
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Post by t on Dec 24, 2008 6:02:41 GMT -5
Quigley / Duncan: Violet, I LOVE you.
Fiona / Isodora : Oh Klaus, I LOVE you.
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Post by Elle on Jun 25, 2009 22:30:42 GMT -5
I assume many of you know how this works, and for those who don't, the title explains it all. --- Beatrice: "I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire bats than spend an hour with Carmelita Spats"
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Post by Mijahu on Jun 25, 2009 22:32:55 GMT -5
Violet: THEY HAVE HELLO KITTY!
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Post by Elle on Jun 25, 2009 22:52:27 GMT -5
Man with a beard but no hair: "So who're we fightin' for? GRYFFINDOR!"
Fernald: "How'd you know I'm a zebra, Hermione?"
Jerome: "GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF!"
Violet: "Sorry, I had to go beat up my brother."
Kit: "We all thought I was pregnant, but it turns out it was just a watermelon."
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Jun 25, 2009 23:03:44 GMT -5
Esme: Jerome, I've decided to auction off all of my innest items and use the money to help the poor.
Jerome: From now on, I shall eat nothing but salmon.
Reason for Editing: Forgot the "l" in "salmon".
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Post by Elle on Jun 25, 2009 23:12:16 GMT -5
Esme: I love you, Jerome
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Post by Very Funky Disco on Jun 27, 2009 10:33:40 GMT -5
*Klaus and Violet are watching the music video for Led Zeppelin's Over the Hills and Far Away*
Klaus: This is folk music. Change it.
Violet: No way. It gets cooler later.
Klaus: Well, let's watch something else and change it back when it gets cool.
Violet: Darn it, Klaus. It's going to get cool. Let go of your hang-ups.
*gets to the first "dunna-dunna"*
Violet: YES!! I told you, dude.
Violet and Klaus: *imitate the riffs*
Klaus: I like it when it goes "Dunna Dunna" Dunna dunna! Dunna dunna!
Violet: Shut up, Klaus. I like it too, but you don't have to slobber all over me.
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Post by KlausBaudelaire833 on Jul 12, 2009 5:44:38 GMT -5
Count Olaf: And when I steal the forture, I'm giving it to charity! Mwahahaha!
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Post by Elle on Jul 12, 2009 8:29:40 GMT -5
Jerome: "Now that Olaf is out of the picture, I can steal the Baudelaires' fortune!"
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Jul 12, 2009 11:31:19 GMT -5
Hey, wait a second! Jerome would never-- *scrolls to top of page to read topic* --oh, right. XD
Esme: Jerome, I've changed my mind: I'd love to have your children!
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berg8793
Reptile Researcher
The world may be quiet here...but is it quiet somewhere else?
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Post by berg8793 on Jul 14, 2009 11:17:35 GMT -5
Lemony: If you are interested in stories with happy endings, then this is the PERFECT story for you! It involves The Littlest Elf, skipping rope, and ponies. Lots and LOTS of ponies.
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Post by Elle on Aug 24, 2009 20:23:57 GMT -5
Olaf: "All you need is love. All you need is love. All you need is love, love. Love is all you need"
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Post by Invisible on Aug 25, 2009 6:18:13 GMT -5
Beatrice: Violet is neither Bertrand's OR Lemony's. I had a brief affair with a sheep!
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