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Post by Seymour Glass on Oct 8, 2020 18:28:58 GMT -5
I have rewritten my timeline. The events will now take place from 1969 to 1970.
1909: The Sinister Duo is born. 1920: Captain Widdershins is born. 1921: Sir is born. 1922: Count Olaf is born. 1924: Monty Montgomery is born. 1925: Jo Anwhistle is born. 1927: Justice Strauss is born. 1928: Jerome Squalor and Jacques Snicket are born. 1929: Kit Snicket and the Denouement triplets are born. 1930: Bertrand Baudelaire and Lemony Snicket are born. 1931: Beatrice Baudelaire, Esme Squalor, and Duchess R are born. 1932: Charles is born. 1933: The schism begins. 1941: Lemony meets Beatrice for the first time. 1943: Fernald Widdershins is born. 1948: Lemony works for the Daily Punctilio. 1949: Esme Squalor marries her first husband. He dies later that year. 1953: Lemony proposes to Beatrice. He later fakes his death and Beatrice ends engagement. 1954: Beatrice marries Bertrand and they live on the island for a year. 1955: Violet Baudelaire and Fiona Widdershins are born. 1956: The Quagmire triplets are born. 1957: Klaus Baudelaire and Carmelita Spats are born. 1960: Violet invents the automated rolling pin. 1963: Friday Caliban is born. 1965: The Baudelaire family goes to a county fair, as their Uncle Elwyn has entered his pig in a contest. They also observe the Biggest Lasagna Contest. At another time, on a rainy afternoon, Klaus measures the width of all the Baudelaire mansion doors. Also, for Klaus' eighth birthday, Violet buys him a book of Finnish poetry. 1966: Jerome and Esme Squalor get married. 1968: Sunny Baudelaire is born. 1969: The series of unfortunate events begin. 1970: The series of unfortunate events end. Beatrice Baudelaire II is born. 1971: The Baudelaires get off the island. 1973: The VFD disbands.
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Post by counto on Oct 9, 2020 0:56:36 GMT -5
Impressive, I may have to update and rewrite my timeline too
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Post by counto on Jan 10, 2021 23:27:52 GMT -5
Ok, so I thought a lot about my pass timelines and I've decided to do this because it's been bugging me since. Note: this is mostly non-canon
1879 - Ishmael is born 1895 - Hal is born 1902 - Mrs Bass and Mr Remora are born 1906 - Gregor Anwhistle is born 1907 - Josephine and Issac "Ike" Anwhsitle are born 1910 - The Sinister Duo (Gorgon and Quisling) are born 1914 - Captain Widdershins and Mrs Widdershins are born 1918 - Sir is born, Kevin is born, Babs is born 1919 - Nero Feint is born, Justice Strauss is born 1920 - Monty Montgomery is born, Eleanora Poe is born, Bass and Remora start teaching at Prufrock Prep 1921 - Count Olaf is born, Hugo is born 1922 - Geraldine Julienne is born, Esme Squalor is born 1923 - Arthur and Polly Poe, Bruce Spats (Carmelita's Uncle) is born 1924 - Frank, Ernest and Dewey Denouement are born 1925 - Jacques and Kit Snicket are born, Colette is born 1926 - Jerome Squalor is born, Mr and Mrs Spats are born, Phil is born 1927 - Lemony Snicket is born, Hector is born, Monty starts studying Herpetology 1928 - Beatrice, Bertrand Baudelaire and Duchess R are born, Mr and Mrs Quagmire are born 1929 - The Schism starts, Olivia Caliban (Madame Lulu) is born 1930 - Charles is born 1932 - Miranda and Thursday Caliban are born, Georgina Orwell is born 1934 - Cap and Mrs Widdershins marry 1935 - Fernald Widdershins is born 1937 - Lemony meets Beatrice 1939 - All The Wrong Questions takes place 1940 - The Hero of The Story takes place 1945 - Lemony graduates VFD and starts working at the Daily Punctilio along with Jacques, R and Geraldine 1947 - Beatrice, Lemony, R and Jerome hike up Mortmain Mountains 1949 - Olaf's parents are murdered at the opera, Lemony proposes to Beatrice 1951 - Olaf frames Lemony for his arsons, Lemony fakes his death, Beatrice heartbroken breaks up and marries Bertrand 1952 - Beatrice and Bertrand spend a year on the Island before Ishmael takes over 1953 - Violet Baudelaire and Fiona Widdershins are born 1954 - Isadora, Duncan and Quigley Quagmire are born, Ike dies 1955 - Klaus Baudelaire and Carmelita Spats are born, Jerome and Esme marry, Anwhistle Aquatics burns down, Gregor dies, Fernald joins Olaf, Mrs Widdershins dies 1959 - Edgar Poe is born, Thursday leaves the Island 1960 - Friday Caliban is born 1963 - Albert Poe is born 1966 - Sunny Baudelaire is born 1967 - A Series of Unfortunate Events takes place 1968 - Beatrice II is born 1969 - The Baudelaire Orphans leave the Island 1971 - Violet turns 18 inheriting the Baudelaire family fortune 1972 - The Quagmires turn 18 inheriting their family sapphires 1974 - VFD dissolves, The Baudelaire and Quagmire names are cleared 1978 - Beatrice II meets Lemony 1979 - Violet and Quigley marry 1981 - Klaus and Fiona marry 1984 - Sunny graduates culinary school 1999 - The Sinister Duo die in a karma fire, Lemony publishes The Bad Beginning 2006 - Lemony dies age 79 after publishing The End
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Post by R. on Jan 11, 2021 1:23:44 GMT -5
That sounds plausible, but Esmé is much younger than that in my headcanon. She is 36 like Lemony.
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Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on Jan 11, 2021 3:12:25 GMT -5
For me she is a little younger than Lemony.
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Post by counto on Jan 11, 2021 19:50:30 GMT -5
Like I said, it's non-canon
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Post by counto on Jan 24, 2021 23:26:14 GMT -5
I changed my timeline yet again, here's the new and improved ASOUE Headcanon Timeline. Which now takes place between 1968-1970.
1662 - The Village of Fowl Devotees is founded 1667 - The Volunteer Fire Department/VFD is founded (Due to the Great Fire of London in 1666) 1869 - Charles "Chas" Snicket is born 1871 - Ishmael is born 1896 - Hal is born 1903 - Sybil Bass (Mrs Bass) and Seymour Remora (Mr Remora) are born 1908 - Gregor Anwhistle is born 1909 - Jacob and Endure "E" Snicket are born, Justice Hans Quisling and Justice Greta Gorgon (The Sinister Duo) are born 1910 - Josephine and Isaac "Ike" Anwhistle are born 1918 - Sir is born 1919 - Kevin (The Ambiguous Freak) is born 1920 - Captain Widdershins is born, Nerissa Caliban (Mrs Widdershins) is born, Nero Feint is born, Justice Johanna Strauss is born 1921 - Count Olaf is born, Hugo (The Hunchback Freak) is born, Bass and Remora start teaching at Prufrock Prep age 18 1922 - Monty Montgomery is born, Gustav Sebald is born, Babs is born 1923 - Arthur Poe is born, Pollyanna "Polly" Porter (Poe) is born, Bruce Spats is born 1924 - Molly Montgomery is born, Sally Sebald is born, Eleanora Poe is born 1925 - Colette (The Contortionist Freak) is born, Ivan (The Bald Man with The Long Nose) is born 1926 - Frank, Ernest and Dewey Denouement are born, Carmine and Sandrine Spats are born 1927 - Jacques and Kit Snicket are born (Jan 12), Jerome Squalor is born 1928 - Beatrice (Baudelaire), Bertrand Baudelaire, Quinten Quagmire, Gabrielle Quagmire and Duchess Rosalind "R" Winnipeg are born, Monty starts studying herpetology 1929 - Lemony Snicket is born (Feb 28), Hector Ulysses is born 1930 - Charles is born, Geraldine Julienne is born, Miranda Caliban is born, Thursday is born 1931 - The Schism starts 1932 - Esme Gigi Genevieve Squalor is born, Olivia Caliban (Madame Lulu) is born 1933 - Charlotte, Elizabeth and Anne White (The Pale Faced Women) are born 1934 - Georgina Orwell is born 1935 - Fernald Caliban is born 1937 - Volunteers go camping in the woods for several nights 1939 - Lemony meets Beatrice age 10 1940 - Lemony attempts to lead a group of young volunteers against VFD only to fail 1941 - All The Wrong Questions takes place (Lemony quits VFD, Jacob and E die, Anne dies) 1942 - The Hero of The Story takes place (Lemony re-joins VFD) 1946 - Lemony graduates and starts working for the Daily Punctilio with Jacques, R and Geraldine 1947 - R becomes Duchess, Olaf's parents are killed 1948 - Lemony is fired from the Daily Punctilio, same year proposes to Beatrice 1949 - Olaf frames Lemony for arson, Beatrice breaks off the engagement, Chas dies 1951 - Beatrice marries Bertrand 1952 - Bertrand and Beatrice live on the Island for a year 1953 - Violet Baudelaire and Fiona Caliban are born, Nerissa marries Cap Widdershins, Quinten and Gabrielle marry 1954 - Isadora, Duncan and Quigley Quagmire are born, Carmine and Sandrine marry 1955 - Klaus Baudelaire and Carmelita Spats are born, Ike dies 1956 - Anwhistle Aquatics burns down, Gregor dies, Fernald joins Count Olaf, Nerissa leaves Cap Widdershins 1957 - Cecilia "C" Winnipeg (R's Cousin) is born 1958 - Jerome and Esme marry 1959 - Arthur and Polly marry, Thursday and Miranda marry 1960 - Edgar Poe is born, Thursday leaves the Island 1961 - Friday Caliban is born 1962 - Albert Poe is born 1967 - Sunny Baudelaire is born Sep 13/Nov 13, 1968 - A Series of Unfortunate Events tales place (Beatrice & Bertrand die, Gustav dies, Monty dies, Josephine dies, Georgina dies, Quinten and Gabrielle die, Eleanora dies, Jacques "Olaf" dies) Jan 1969 - ASOUE ends (Olivia dies, Carmine & Sandrine die, Dewey dies, Olaf dies, Kit dies, Beatrice II is born) 1970 - The Baudelaires leave the Island, VFD starts to dissolve
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Post by counto on Mar 11, 2021 22:42:53 GMT -5
Ok, so I've decided that I'm going to focus on my own version of the ASOUE timeline. Note: most of this is non-canon. However at this point I'm sick of changing it by now. Also I'm not including ATWQ as apart of my timeline.
1888 - Ishmael is born 1921 - Hal is born 1930 - The Sinister Duo are born 1933 - Mrs Bass and Mr Remora are born 1936 - Issac "Ike", Gregor and Humphrey Anwhistle are born 1938 - Kevin and Josephine Anwhistle are born 1939 - Sir is born 1940 - Captain Widdershins is born 1941 - Nerissa Caliban (Mrs Widdershins) is born 1942 - Nero Feint is born 1943 - Monty Montgomery is born 1944 - Olivia Caliban and Arthur Poe are born 1945 - Count Olaf and Colette are born 1946 - Hugo is born 1947 - Eleanora Poe and Justice Strauss are born 1949 - Phil is born 1950 - Frank, Ernest and Dewey Denouement are born (March 14) 1951 - Jacques and Kit Snicket are born (Jan 12), Bertrand Baudelaire and Jerome Squalor are born same year 1952 - Lemony Snicket is born (Feb 28), Charles, Geraldine Julienne and Hector are born same year 1953 - Beatrice I and Duchess "R" Rebecca Winnipeg are born 1954 - Esme Squalor, Georgina Orwell and Pale Faced Women are born 1955 - All child volunteers start training earlier then originally planned due to the Sinister Duo's defection from VFD. 1959 - Fernald Widdershins is born, Nerissa and Cap Widdershins marry same year 1960 - Thursday is born, the young volunteers camp out in the wilderness 1962 - Miranda Caliban is born 1963 - Lemony meets Beatrice for the first time 1968 - Hotel Denouement is opened 1969 - Beatrice, Jacques, R and Jerome hike up Mortmain Mountain when they are ambushed by anti-VFD agents 1970 - Lemony graduates VFD and starts working at the Daily Punctilio (Daniel Handler is born Feb 28), Olaf's parents are murdered, Esme drops out of high school, VFD Schism starts 1971 - R becomes duchess following her mother's death, Lemony is fired from the Daily Punctilio and proposes to Beatrice 1973 - Lemony fakes his death, Beatrice marries Bertrand, Olaf starts plotting to steal the Baudelaire Fortune 1974 - Fiona Widdershins is born, Beatrice and Bertrand live on the Island before Ishmael banishes them 1975 - Violet Baudelaire is born (Feb 24) 1976 - Isadora, Duncan and Quigley Quagmire are born, Ike dies 1977 - Klaus Baudelaire is born (Feb 14), Anwhistle Aquatics burns down, Nerissa and Gregor die, Fenrald runs away age 18 and joins Count Olaf's troupe 1978 - Carmelita Spats is born 1980 - Edgar Poe is born 1981 - Miranda and Thursday marry on the Island 1982 - Thursday leaves the Island, Albert Poe is born 1983 - Friday Caliban is born 1988 - Sunny Baudelaire is born (July 30) 1989 - A Series of Unfortunate Events takes place (August 31: Baudelaire Fire) 1990 - Beatrice II is born (March 4) 1991 - Chapter Fourteen takes place 1993 - Violet turns 18 inheriting the Baudelaire Fortune, Baudelaire's are proven innocent in a re-trial 1994 - Quagmires turn 18 inheriting family sapphires, The Daily Punctilio shuts down and is bought by Duncan (re-branded as The Quagmire Query) 1999 - Lemony meets Daniel, ASOUE is published 2000 - Lemony meets Beatrice II, VFD dissolves same year 2006 - Sunny graduates culinary school, later buys Cafe Salmona 2008 - Beatrice II graduates and starts career as a writer 2022 - Lemony (the character) dies age 70
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Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on Mar 11, 2021 23:03:42 GMT -5
Ok, so I've decided that I'm going to focus on my own version of the ASOUE timeline. Note: most of this is non-canon. However at this point I'm sick of changing it by now. Are you going to give up on doing this together?
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Post by counto on Mar 11, 2021 23:57:58 GMT -5
No this is just a headcanon timeline, the Tiresome Timeline we're still working on together
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