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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on May 21, 2010 12:00:54 GMT -5
Greetings, residents of Dark Avenue, and welcome to the 667 Darkies Awards Show! We have many wonderful candidates up for thirteen fabulous awards, and I hope that this year's ceremony will be every bit as exciting as those in previous years have been.
Now, without further delay, sit back, relax, and allow us to present to you the 667 Darkies Awards of 2010.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2010 12:24:08 GMT -5
667 is full of nice members. We’re not known as the friendliest site on the internet for nothing. But who is the most compassionate of us all? Dante has been so warm and accommodating to me since the day I arrived. He clearly loves everything, especially fun. Hermes is like a grandfather to me, except a bit older. He’s very kind towards everybody, and often stops quarrels from happening. Tk is clearly very compassionate. She loves everybody here so much that she’ll leave the site just so she doesn’t insult people. If that isn’t compassion, I don’t know what is. Emma Squalor is the 2009 most compassionate winner, and not much has changed since then. She compliments literally every story and art work on 667, and means it. Jenny is very compassionate, or so Sixteen has told me Tiago Squalor is a feisty Spaniard who loves all things, especially gay things. Lady Gaga promotes a message of unity and acceptance, and so does Tiago. Elle has never said anything bad about anybody on this site. Her perky demeanor brings joy to everybody here. And the winner is… Emma Squalor! Wow, what a surprise. Emma Squalor wins an award in the awards show she’s running. I heard she also won best new member and best thread. I demand a recount! Seriously though, Emma clearly deserves this award. You welcome the new members, and take care of the old members. Nobody here dislikes you, because you don’t give reason to. The only downside is that Emma can’t congratulate the winner of most compassionate now.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2010 15:25:21 GMT -5
You know you can post congratulations in here, right? Congratulations, Emma!
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Post by Hermedy on May 21, 2010 15:31:26 GMT -5
Congratulations Emma. Also great speech Willis.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on May 21, 2010 16:14:13 GMT -5
Congrats Emmz! You sure deserve it! ^^ Great speech too, Willis.
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Post by Invisible on May 21, 2010 17:03:17 GMT -5
I knew you were going to win! And to think my vote helped *shifty eyes*
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Post by Michelle Denouement on May 21, 2010 17:49:53 GMT -5
Congrats, Emma! ;D
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Post by Shelly on May 21, 2010 18:18:18 GMT -5
After finishing A Series of Quiglet Events, things were never really the same. Things like that only happen to someone once in a lifetime, and mine's gone. So when I was asked to present this particular award, Emma Squalor really hit the nail on the head. It chased away all the negatives and brought back the positives. The nominees are: "Watt Really Happened" by Willis "667 Dark Apocalypse" by Multiple Authors "The Fearsome Factory" by Tiago Squalor "667 Murder Island" by Cybermystery "667 Babies" by Multiple Authors "The Treasonous Tea-Party" by Dante "The Mysterious Manor" by Tiago Squalor "The Good Guardian" by Hermes "Dag Inne om Liv av Olaf" by LSWannaBe "Lemony Snicket: a Victim's Account" by Lemona Snicket It's nice to see all this creative talent in force, however, there can only be one winner. And the winner is . . . "Watt Really Happened" by Willis. Congratulations, Willis. Well deserved, you put a lot of thought and effort into this.
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Post by Hermes on May 21, 2010 18:32:50 GMT -5
Congrats Emma and Willis! (So now both organisers have won prizes. Hm. If either of you win best new member I will definitely complain. ) But seriously, incredibly well deserved, both of you.
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Post by Sixteen on May 21, 2010 18:44:29 GMT -5
Congratulations Emma. You're definitely the most compassionate member of 667 and I know you could never say a bad word about anyone.
Congratulations also to Willis for the best story award. Watt Really Happened changed the way asoue fanfics were written. It had all the emotional highs and lows along with moments of pure comedic genius.
Two well-deserved winners.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on May 21, 2010 18:56:31 GMT -5
Congrats, Willis. I haven't read the whole of 'Watt Really Happened' but I've read six chapters so far, and I was amazed by it. You deserved it! ^^
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on May 21, 2010 19:36:50 GMT -5
Thank you so much for your kind words, everyone! I am truly honored. Congratulations, Willis! I don't believe there was a single moment in which I read Watt Really Happened where I didn't laugh. Volt's antics will forever remain a part of fanfiction history. XD Shelly - I'm so glad that being asked to present the Best Story Award helped you to remember so many good things. Lovely speeches, both of you.
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Post by Trikip on May 21, 2010 22:13:41 GMT -5
The Best Thread award is one of the most prestigious honors I can bestow on any member of 667 Dark Avenue. Threads are what hold the forum together, and the creators of those threads are truly honorable people. Best Writer, Best Pairing, and maybe even Most Valued Member are pleasant awards, but none compare to the great being that is the Best Thread Award.
And here we are. The votes are in, and I have the results.
Willis is one of the friendliest 667ers and contributes great threads to this forum. He created The 667er Jokes Thread.
Tiago Squalor is an extremely dedicated member whose threads always delight members. He created The Colorful Cohorts - Gay 667ers.
tk is a super talented member whose threads have warmed the hearts of many. She created Anonymous Thread.
And the winner is… Correction! The winners are Willis for The 667er Jokes Thread and tk for Anonymous Thread! Congratulations!
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on May 21, 2010 22:17:22 GMT -5
Congrats, tk and Willis! ^^ - also, great speech, Trikip -
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on May 21, 2010 22:28:19 GMT -5
Congratulations to everyone so far!
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