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Post by BSam on Aug 29, 2012 18:07:38 GMT -5
Edited what?
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Post by bryan on Aug 29, 2012 18:09:22 GMT -5
I TOOK SO MANY SCREENCAPS PEE-SAM. DON'T EVEN PLAY THIS GAME.
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Post by BSam on Aug 29, 2012 18:18:04 GMT -5
"yes, take him out, he knows too much, targets name is Bryan..."
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Aug 29, 2012 21:21:24 GMT -5
This is starting to get ridiculous. Maybe Willis should use his mod powers to lock the thread until he posts the next chapter.
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Post by BSam on Aug 29, 2012 21:37:29 GMT -5
Aw man, I thought Willis had updated.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2012 21:45:08 GMT -5
You guys are too greedy.
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Post by BSam on Aug 29, 2012 21:47:44 GMT -5
That is a short chapter indeed, but it will do.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2012 21:06:38 GMT -5
This Minisode is brought to you by Andrew and the Safari Rangers. Check out their new album Hacienda, in stores now: "Hey Trikip, sing us another song," said tk as she danced. "Alright," said Trikip, and he began singing Dragon off of his new album, Hacienda. Misery and Tiago Squalor were also nearby, and they all started dancing. "Say Trikip, are you part of the competition now?" asked Misery. "I hope you are, Trikip. I want you to win," said Tiago Squalor. "My children, I wish I could, but I must leave soon. I was sent here to share my message of fun and friendship through the music of my new album, Hacienda. But it is now time for me to leave." With that, a bright light shone, and Trikip rose into the sky. Everybody in the arena shed a single tear. The End New chapter soon. Maybe tomorrow. safarirangers.bandcamp.com/
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Post by BSam on Aug 31, 2012 21:11:38 GMT -5
That album is one of the most recent albums I have ever bought. Great stuff.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2012 11:13:43 GMT -5
This made me laugh so much. XD Something, something, Michael J. Fox, Johnathan, SECRET ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH MV456 omg xD, Countess Violet, shruti's refusal to participate because it was "racist or homophobic" or something, and Trikip omg what even xD And sixteen can hear with his eyes lol Hope you'll update soon, Willis.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2012 22:17:11 GMT -5
I wake up next to BSam and Sixteen, both looking as handsome as usual. I am so happy that I get to be with both of them, but at the same time, I know I must choose one of them. They are fighting all the time, although they think I can’t hear it. But I can. Every day is stressful and dangerous. BSam wakes up and says “Hey Shelly, let me go find something for your breakfast before Stinkteen wakes up.” He goes into the forest. As soon as he leaves, Sixteen opens his eyes. “Hey Shelly, I was just pretending to sleep so that ButtSam would feel obligated to get us something to eat. Let’s cuddle.” I cuddle in Sixteen’s powerful embrace for a while and it is magical. I hear a rustle in the woods and sit up. In the distance I hear Dante, Sherry Ann and Hermes, or as I like to call them, The Careers. I call them that because they are very intelligent and will have great success in the work force. Sixteen and I fear them finding us, so we hide inside the trunk of a tree, clutching each other in fear that this will be our last breath.
We breathe another breath. Then another breath. We figure out that our last breath hasn't happened and probably won’t so we probably shouldn't’ be so concerned with our breathing. The careers walk up to our tree, and then stop. I hold my breath. I am obsessed with talking about breathing, but more importantly I do this because I don’t want the careers to hear us. Dante looks around and sees our supplies. He picks up some grass and tosses it, watching where it falls methodically. “BSam, Shelly and Sixteen have been here. BSam is out getting some food for them, while the other two are hiding in a tree. Unfortunately I didn’t have enough grass to tell me specifically which tree. Otherwise we could find them and kill them. Let’s split up and search for them.” Dante walks to the left, Sherry Ann to the right, and Hermes stays in our area, looking at our tree. I start breathing again, because I was holding my breath this whole time. Hermes hears me breath, and approaches our tree. I breathe fearfully, and close my eyes. I hear a thump, and I open my eyes. BSam has put an axe into the back of Hermes’ head, and he falls to the ground. He taps on the ground, which confuses me. Sixteen says “He’s sending a Morse code message to his teammates before he dies. We have to get out of here.” The three of us run, grabbing what little gear we can before Dante and Sherry Ann return.
We run for a mile or so until we are sure they aren’t following us anymore. “BSam, that was so brave you of you,” I tell him. BSam blushes and says “Aww, shucks.” I look at Sixteen and say “And you were so smart to have us hide in that tree. We might be dead without you.” Sixteen looks at the ground embarrassedly and says “Gee whiz.” We all smile at each other. BSam and Sixteen look at each other, then get serious. “Shelly, we can’t keep playing these games. You need to choose one of us,” says Sixteen. BSam nods in agreement. I open my mouth in shock. I know that they both have longed for me just as I have longed for both of them. But I can’t force myself to choose. “No,” I say defiantly and start running away. I accidentally trip over a wire, which releases a swinging sword that impales me. BSam and Sixteen both run to my side. Cybermystery jumps up from behind a bush and yells “Yay, my trap works” before cowardly running away. With my actual last breath, I say “I love you both.” Then I die. I’m not sure how to do first person narration after dying so bye.
BSam and Sixteen looked at each other. They had long been rivals. They had both made plans to try and kill the other without Shelly knowing. But that was behind them now. They nodded at one another, without saying a word, but they knew what they had to do. It was time to work together and avenge Shelly’s death.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Dec 1, 2012 22:47:47 GMT -5
Awesome.
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Post by bryan on Dec 1, 2012 23:06:36 GMT -5
I didn't get that it was Shelly's perspective so it was wierd when you said sixteen cuddled with her and then you did instead. But I got it now.
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Post by B. on Dec 2, 2012 3:29:37 GMT -5
Nice parody of Katniss's narration in THG.
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Post by BSam on Dec 2, 2012 3:48:39 GMT -5
oh yes
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