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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Sept 23, 2012 1:30:02 GMT -5
- - - - - Dear Reader If you have survived the last book, I can only beg of you to not venture into this one, titled THE MALODOROUS MINE, as it narrates what horrors befell the Quagmire triplets and their newfound companions in the dark depths of the earth. In this unsavory chapter of their misadventures, they encounter such things as man-eating moles, a madman with a pickaxe, a dangerous ride on a minecart, poisonous gases, and a secret hidden deep underground. Please reconsider reading this dreadful tale, and instead, read a book on geology or geography, dull and uninteresting as it might be, it would still better than this dismal novel. With all due respect, Tiago Squalor
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Post by Dante on Sept 23, 2012 2:22:05 GMT -5
Malodorous isn't so bad. I'm sure the Quagmires have had to deal with plenty of foul smells before, and - wait, man-eating moles?!
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Sept 23, 2012 5:43:48 GMT -5
Oh! I'm excited!!!!!!!!
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Sept 23, 2012 8:15:15 GMT -5
Me too
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Sept 23, 2012 15:04:41 GMT -5
I'm glad you're all excited. This is the big turning point in this series, or at least, the start of it. I'm looking forward to writing it and seeing your reactions. ^^
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Post by Dante on Sept 23, 2012 15:10:52 GMT -5
Why am I worried to hear you say that, Tiago? It sounds like you're going to kill Quigley or something.
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Sept 23, 2012 15:16:15 GMT -5
I'm also a little worried about the turning point, because it means change and I love it the way it is. But I'm sure it will stay as good as it is. Or maybe be even better.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Sept 23, 2012 15:19:47 GMT -5
Why am I worried to hear you say that, Tiago? It sounds like you're going to kill Quigley or something. I'm not George R.R. Martin! lol But this book is going to be definetely a turning point. Actually, this book and the one that follows it. Kit's tits kick ticks: Don't be afraid, I promise you'll enjoy the second half of the story.
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Sept 24, 2012 2:11:32 GMT -5
Why am I worried to hear you say that, Tiago? It sounds like you're going to kill Quigley or something. I'm not George R.R. Martin! lol Of course you are not! Anyway, I don't mind killing my characters LOL.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Sept 27, 2012 14:46:45 GMT -5
No teasers for this one. I'm too busy. It'll start when it starts! The good news is I've got this one pretty much all planned out beforehand after some productive brainstorming but I promise the authentic AQSoUE experience. ^^
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Post by Dante on Sept 27, 2012 15:46:12 GMT -5
Tiago, you've arisen to the rank of Prince! How fitting. Little wonder you have no time for teasers with all your monarchical duties.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Sept 27, 2012 21:56:30 GMT -5
@dante; Oh, my! Yes, I requested my custom title. It's the title I always wanted every since I first joined 667. I am now the Prince of Dark Avenue. ^^ haha XD This certainly improved my day. I wasn't having the best day and then I saw this.
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Post by Christmas Chief on Sept 28, 2012 5:19:14 GMT -5
Congratulations, Tiago! ...But "pumpkin"?
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Sept 28, 2012 9:31:51 GMT -5
Pumpkin is surely delicious. But, a pumpkin prince?
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Sept 28, 2012 12:57:50 GMT -5
I like your teasers and I was so ecxited to see them this time before the first chapter is written because the last book had already started before I started reading. But it's already great to wait for the first chapter without teasers. Pumpkin Prince When I read this I immediately had a funny picture of a pumpkin with a face and a crown in my mind and I laughed.
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