The Pee-Pee Dance You leave for the night without a single thought For you needed to pee, but did not get the chance Later you could kill for that bathroom not sought If you had known that you might whiz your pants
The hour strikes ten and you’re feeling slightly fraught You look for the right opportunity that grants A good time to leave, but you simply cannot You shamefully start doing the pee-pee dance
You’re wriggling around, legs tied in a knot Your friends are laughing and shouting cruel chants “Do the pee-pee dance! Let’s see what you’ve got!” Around the room you flounder and prance
You endure disgrace, until the spectators spot A sopping stain-- fleeting dryness it supplants Your mind is scrambling, your face is burning hot All the while you feel the blot’s growing expanse
Indeed, such an incident always leaves one distraught But remember, if it happens, the right advance: Find a tree outdoors, drop your trousers, and squat It’s as simple as that; walk off without a glance
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Post by Terry Craig on Apr 16, 2013 13:04:06 GMT -5
At least it didn't burn when you peed yourself.
Smile now, cry later.
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