Like terminal illnesses, groceries and small children posts on 667 would not exist without something to carry them: threads. This award is to celebrate the best quality thread made this year. The nominations for the best thread award are:
Hello and welcome, I'm Charlie, and I'll be presenting the award for "Best Story". Now this past year, we've had a lot of good stories, and thus, we've had a lot of nominations for this award. Many talented writers have been nominated for this award, with many many good stories. I've read nearly all of them, and I have to say, we have some real talent as far as writing goes here on 667. From Snicket world fics, to 667 fics, to mixes of both. From One-shots, to chapter stories. Anyway, I'll stop prattling on, and get down to the results. This year, we have had something interesting happen, that may or may not have happened ever before in this category. We have a tie. Now unfortunately, we can't break this tie, with brute force, or with a simple pair of fabric scissors. So now I have to give the award to both of them.
"The Dark Games" by Willis & "667 Dark Avenue's Christmas Party Apocalypse" by Bryan. The Dark Games enthralled audiences with it's stunning comparison between Tragedy's villainous rule, and the villainous rule of the capitol. Bryan's story was so relevant at the time, that I'm pretty sure most people thought that this catastrophe was sure to occur.
Let's everyone give a big round of applause to our victors. Woot. Go them!