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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 5, 2013 19:57:12 GMT -5
Here's another one from Beth's ficverse.
Monty: *comes in classroom wearing a leisure suit and big hat* Hi everybody!! *Dakota screams* Monty: I'm just a yearnin' for some learnin'. Bully: Who is this goon? Monty: Right on, brother! *high fives random student* Bobby (Dakota's friend): Dakota, is my vision blurred or does that guy look like your dad? Monty: KODA!! Dakota: *to Bobby* Just kill me. Just kill me now! Monty: *sits next to Dakota* Hey, Doki. Looks like you and me are going to be classmates. *to the rest of the class* He's my son! *whole class laughs*
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Nov 5, 2013 22:12:37 GMT -5
I thought Monty's outfit was going to be the worst of it, but then he goes and calls Dakota by what has to be the most embarrassing parent-to-child nickname ever to exist. I can just see Dakota begging Jo to home-school him until he graduates. Which would probably amount to an even worse punishment, because having one of his children around nearly24/7 would make Monty super happy and even more doting than he already is. XD
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Nov 5, 2013 22:27:13 GMT -5
*Upon finding out Willow is pregnant* Michelle: I can't do this. I'm too young to be a grandmother. I'm only 49, 50 by the time the baby comes. No. I won't let my grandbaby call me "grandma". I'll be Mimi to my grandchild. I've always rejected mainstream. Why not do it now? I have tattoos and piercings.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 5, 2013 22:37:31 GMT -5
Here's another Maxwellism for you, Emma.
Cora: I'm going to open a store that sells nothing but coffee. But not just regular coffee. Fancy kinds, like cappacinos and lattes.
Maxwell: Coffee is an at-home and restaurant drink only. No one would be interested in that.
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Post by Isadora Is a Door on Nov 6, 2013 1:51:11 GMT -5
I love this thread <3
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Nov 6, 2013 11:45:04 GMT -5
Me, too, Mister M. michelle: Michelle reminds me so much of Esme in that line. I agree that when you think of grandparents, piercings and tattoos are the last things that come to mind. XD And "Mimi" is an adorable substitute for " Grandma". @seymour: I love the idea of Cora opening her own coffee shop...I may just have to steal it sometime. ^^ Though it comes as no surprise that Maxwell would be opposed.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 6, 2013 13:25:42 GMT -5
Cora actually came up with the idea before Starbucks became popular, so won't she be pissed about Maxwell opposing it when Starbucks does become popular.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Nov 6, 2013 13:39:07 GMT -5
Michelle: Hugo is getting his first tattoo. He is getting a small equal sign in the same spot as me, his left index finger. It's meaningful to both of us. We believe all love is beautiful and two adults who want to spend the rest of their lives should be able to get married no matter what their sex or gender is.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Nov 6, 2013 16:01:51 GMT -5
@seymour: I can just see Cora storming into Maxwell's office, and slamming a stack of divorce papers down on his desk. She wouldn't even wait for the secretary to buzz her in. michelle: That line just made me love Michelle even more. <3
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Post by Seymour Glass on Nov 6, 2013 17:03:59 GMT -5
Hope you don't mind me borrowing your character, Michelle.
Michelle Denouement makes a video on youtube.
Commenter 1: First! Commenter 2: I'm only 14 and I love this song. Commenter 3: She's Turkish. That means she's Muslim, which means she's a terrorist! Commenter 4: (replying to commenter 3) I used to be a racist dumbass like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee. Commenter 5: 16 people are mainstream. Commenter 6: Thumbs up if you think Michelle Denouement is better than Justin Bieber. Commenter 7: Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2013. Commenter 8: I'm in that weird part of youtube again.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Nov 6, 2013 18:13:09 GMT -5
I got a kick out of it, Seymour.
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Post by Invisible on Nov 6, 2013 18:23:44 GMT -5
Yep! That's Youtube all right!
And Seymour, I absolutely loved your Monty/Goofy outtakes. They never get old ^_^
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Nov 6, 2013 19:22:28 GMT -5
@seymour: I love the line about Justin Bieber. XD
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Post by The Duchess on Nov 6, 2013 20:07:30 GMT -5
Isn't this supposed to be about ASOUE?
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Nov 6, 2013 20:08:07 GMT -5
15 year old Jordan: I just found out that I was the result of birthday sex between my mom and dad. That is potato ing weird. So, I was my mom's 26th birthday present, just came almost 38 weeks later.
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