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Post by The Duchess on Apr 26, 2014 21:18:06 GMT -5
This task was actually an experiment in recalcitrance. You all win! Well then I want a big hand
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Apr 26, 2014 21:21:36 GMT -5
But you *are* a big hand.
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Post by bandit on May 2, 2014 20:46:28 GMT -5
The anonymous host is very depressed and disturbed to hear that some people believe the Bandies are over; done for; kaput! As a matter of fact, they have not yet begun. Is it not the second of May in some other parts of the Western Hemisphere as well? The Bandies will not commence for another two weeks. However, the anonymous host has confided in me that he has rather slacked on the miniature competition. He grumbled for more than an hour about the frailty of all the jealousy, deceit, and bonds made/broken thus far. Being a sensible and upright person, the anonymous host did not of course blame this weakness on the general public, but he nevertheless demanded me to up the ante.
Unfortunately, one might as well attempt to make poutine without french fries, or eat poutine without vomiting all over oneself. Simply put, such a task is impossible. This is why I am opting for a simple, clean cut ending to not such a simple, clean cut competition. Thank me later, when you've won! Or curse me later, when you haven't won. That part is in fact beyond my control; it's all up to you. If you would like to win a brand new first edition of Lemony Snicket's File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents, be the second person to reply to this post and you will be in the Running of Runnings. That is, everyone is still in the Running, but the Running of Runnings runs:
Sophie Kyle Willis
Also, much to my disappointment, nobody appears to give a hoot about the third secret link, despite the fact that Bee even preemptively pointed it out for us all. While acknowledging its existence could have yielded a fourth member of the Running of Runnings, I would now be forced to give the win to everyone again, and that won't do.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 20:57:32 GMT -5
If I were to find the secret link am I in the running twice?
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 21:02:39 GMT -5
Obviously I found it since you told us where it was, so I don't know if it doesn't count. Also this is the second post in reply but since I'm not technically 2 people I understand if I don't win that task as well.
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Post by Rellim on May 2, 2014 21:37:21 GMT -5
I hereby establish participation.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 21:38:57 GMT -5
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Post by bandit on May 2, 2014 21:59:23 GMT -5
Ooh, intrigue! Rellim has beaten Kyle by a narrow one-minute margin. Therefore:
Sophie Kyle Willis Rellim
(And yes, @moon, your instincts serve you well; "finding" the third secret link would not count as a second position in the Running of Runnings.)
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Post by soufflé on May 2, 2014 22:24:59 GMT -5
meow
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on May 3, 2014 1:41:17 GMT -5
I have no idea what is going on in this thread.
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Post by bandit on May 3, 2014 14:08:35 GMT -5
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Post by BSam on May 3, 2014 15:50:39 GMT -5
Bandit has been banned for spamming.
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Post by Teleram on May 3, 2014 15:57:34 GMT -5
"Dramatic!"
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Post by Hermes on May 3, 2014 16:39:43 GMT -5
Bandit has been making unsolicited commercial posts?
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Post by BSam on May 3, 2014 17:12:42 GMT -5
Oh Hermes and your rigid definition of words.
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