Post by Tryina Denouement on Jun 19, 2015 10:40:49 GMT -5
Linda furiously typed on her keyboard and read the fic she had written. She deleted it again. No matter how much she tried, all that she wrote sounded quite ridiculous. She deleted them, again and again, getting herself into what we all call a Salsa Cycle. I'm gonna win this, whatever happens! she thought. She had been trying to calm herself as she saw the number of rivals she had. It increased in number with the rate of increase equal to casualties in a war. Even worse, the positive comments on each fic were overwhelming and deceased the chance of winning this.
She tried to calm herself and search for ideas, but she was stuck. Eventually, she was reduced to reading the comments on 667...again. All of them made her even more furious. But, everything changed when she read Sixteen's WSW entry. Suddenly, she felt something wonderful inside her. Metaphorically, of course. *grins* It was like the feeling you get when you finally eat your favorite food after an entire year of not eating them. She felt happy. Inspired. She realized what she was feeling as she re-read the fic again. And again. And again. And a thousand times, I guess, but that would fill the fic with useless 'and again's. The point was, she felt love. She loved the way Sixteen made her a dangerous hybrid dinosaur which killed everybody on Jurassic World. It made her feel powerful. Beautiful. Badass. Awesome!!11!!!!111!1!
...Sorry about the Exclamation Marks Incident. That was something I would regret. Now, let's get back to the story. And Linda realized...
...that she had found her muse. Her love! Her darling! Her everything!
With new-found inspiration and spirit, she began typing her masterpiece.
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AN: Hahahaha, I'm sorry for the sh!tty prose and the total awkwardness of this fic. This was made up on the spot. Also, this is awkwardly long and horrible. I wanted to do a lesbian ship for this but eventually decided that a straight one would be more interesting.
She tried to calm herself and search for ideas, but she was stuck. Eventually, she was reduced to reading the comments on 667...again. All of them made her even more furious. But, everything changed when she read Sixteen's WSW entry. Suddenly, she felt something wonderful inside her. Metaphorically, of course. *grins* It was like the feeling you get when you finally eat your favorite food after an entire year of not eating them. She felt happy. Inspired. She realized what she was feeling as she re-read the fic again. And again. And again. And a thousand times, I guess, but that would fill the fic with useless 'and again's. The point was, she felt love. She loved the way Sixteen made her a dangerous hybrid dinosaur which killed everybody on Jurassic World. It made her feel powerful. Beautiful. Badass. Awesome!!11!!!!111!1!
...Sorry about the Exclamation Marks Incident. That was something I would regret. Now, let's get back to the story. And Linda realized...
...that she had found her muse. Her love! Her darling! Her everything!
With new-found inspiration and spirit, she began typing her masterpiece.
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AN: Hahahaha, I'm sorry for the sh!tty prose and the total awkwardness of this fic. This was made up on the spot. Also, this is awkwardly long and horrible. I wanted to do a lesbian ship for this but eventually decided that a straight one would be more interesting.